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Firefly Lane on Netflix

2019.02.24 21:50 Firefly Lane on Netflix

Firefly Lane on Netflix based on the best selling novel by Kristin Hannah. Best friends Tully and Kate support each other through good times and bad with an unbreakable bond that carries them from their teens to their 40s. Season 2 (part 1) just released on Netflix on 2 December!
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2009.08.12 00:23 haluter Oh, Chuck me...

A subreddit for discussion of the TV show "Chuck". Open to discussions, theories, and everything Chuck related.
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2023.04.01 22:46 destructionistg Sovereign SMP [roleplay] {looking for 50 SMALL, DETERMINED Content Creators/Devoted Players!}

NEW SEASON, NEW WORLD AND LORE
I am looking for 50 content creators (non-content creators are also allowed to apply but content creators are prioritized) from ages 14-25 to join SovereignSMP. Members need to be actively interested and engaged with lore.
The server will be on forge and we have many mods to engage the player base including Ice and Fire, Furniture and much more! Sovereign existed months ago and was prosperous but due to mental health, I decided to take a break and now I'm back and more hyped for the server than ever before!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUy9y83XiJo&t
Our lore works a lot like the Dream SMP, but fixes its mistakes! The *main* lore events are streamed weekly on a Saturday. This lore is mostly planned out by our two lore writers. Lore is usually written long before it actually takes place so it will be hard to modify and change it. However, players are still encouraged to create and stream their own side lore and do their own events which can of course be linked to the central roleplay.
We have a few rules about the server that make it how it is!
I. Dragons will play a large part in our lore, so if you don't like mythical mods as well as Ice and Fire, this server is probably not for you. II. Each player has one canon life for the server (excluding lag or bloopers). If you die you will be automatically teleported to the Departed Realm, a place of darkness and deep evil. III. You must be able to live stream on Twitch or create videos for YouTube! IV. You need to be able to play Java edition and install our custom modpack with CurseForge.
How do we join?
To join, you must apply using the following template OR DM Mesacake#3085
  1. IGN
  2. Discord Username
  3. Channels and social media handles (twitch, youtube, etc) (not required)
  4. Age & Timezone
  5. How active you will be (hrs/day)
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2023.04.01 22:43 gemmabear83 Jump into a new Adventure this Spring with Gaia RP: The Age of Discovery!

Calling all Roleplayers! A new adventure is headed your way this Spring!
╔════════════════════════╗
____Gaia RP: The Age of Discovery___
_____________Chapter One______________
_________Coming May 5th 2023!__________
╚════════════════════════╝
This season is about the first chapter of Gaia RP, the beginning of the story. You are the first of your kind. How will you help shape the world you have now found yourself in? Who will you meet, where will you go and most importantly, what will you become?
Players will start their incredible journey in one of our three Factions, each with their own custom story line, mounts and more! Using the EPIC mod [CE:Races]! Players will choose from 1 of 12 races to create their story with, and from there the world is literally their oyster!
What you can look forward to in future content patches:
We invite you to join us on this journey!
Discord: discord.gg/gaiarp
Website: gaiarp.com
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2023.04.01 22:41 destructionistg SovereignSMP is looking for 50 SMALL, DETERMINED Content Creators/Devoted Players! [roleplay]{whitelist}

NEW SEASON, NEW WORLD AND LORE
I am looking for 50 content creators (non-content creators are also allowed to apply but content creators are prioritized) from ages 14-25 to join SovereignSMP. Members need to be actively interested and engaged with lore.
The server will be on forge and we have many mods to engage the player base including Ice and Fire, Furniture and much more! Sovereign existed months ago and was prosperous but due to mental health, I decided to take a break and now I'm back and more hyped for the server than ever before!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUy9y83XiJo&t
Our lore works a lot like the Dream SMP, but fixes its mistakes! The *main* lore events are streamed weekly on a Saturday. This lore is mostly planned out by our two lore writers. Lore is usually written long before it actually takes place so it will be hard to modify and change it. However, players are still encouraged to create and stream their own side lore and do their own events which can of course be linked to the central roleplay.
We have a few rules about the server that make it how it is!
I. Dragons will play a large part in our lore, so if you don't like mythical mods as well as Ice and Fire, this server is probably not for you. II. Each player has one canon life for the server (excluding lag or bloopers). If you die you will be automatically teleported to the Departed Realm, a place of darkness and deep evil. III. You must be able to live stream on Twitch or create videos for YouTube! IV. You need to be able to play Java edition and install our custom modpack with CurseForge.
How do we join?
To join, you must apply using the following template OR DM Mesacake#3085
  1. IGN
  2. Discord Username
  3. Channels and social media handles (twitch, youtube, etc) (not required)
  4. Age & Timezone
  5. How active you will be (hrs/day)
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2023.04.01 22:40 trezebot [Postmatch Thread] Juventus – Verona (Serie A)

🏁 Juventus 1 – 0 Verona ✅ (Serie A, Regular Season - 28)

Allianz Stadium, Torino

📃 Lineups

➡️ Juventus: 1. Wojciech Szczęsny (7.3); 15. Federico Gatti (7.5); 3. Bremer (6.9); 6. Danilo (7); 11. Juan Cuadrado (7.2); 44. Nicolò Fagioli (6.9); 5. Manuel Locatelli (7.6); 45. Enzo Barrenechea (6.7); 2. Mattia De Sciglio (6.7); 14. Arkadiusz Milik (6.9); 18. Moise Kean (6.5 ⚽); 23. Carlo Pinsoglio (s.v.); 36. Mattia Perin (s.v.); 12. Alex Sandro (s.v.); 24. Daniele Rugani (s.v.); 17. Filip Kostić (6.6); 20. Fabio Miretti (6.6); 30. Matías Soulé (s.v.); 9. Dušan Vlahović (6.2); 22. Ángel Di María (6.2); 43. Samuel Iling Junior (s.v.)
➡️ Verona: 1. Lorenzo Montipò (6.3); 27. Paweł Dawidowicz (7.3); 23. Giangiacomo Magnani (7.3); 17. Federico Ceccherini (6.9); 5. Davide Faraoni (6.9); 61. Adrien Tameze (7); 4. Miguel Veloso (6.2); 29. Fabio Depaoli (7); 33. Ondrej Duda (6.9); 11. Kevin Lasagna (6.9); 38. Adolfo Gaich (6.9); 71. Manuel Ravasio (s.v.); 34. Simone Perilli (s.v.); 32. Juan Cabal (6.9); 3. Josh Doig (6.3); 24. Filippo Terracciano (6.9); 28. Oliver Abildgaard (s.v.); 7. Simone Verdi (6.7); 25. Jayden Braaf (s.v.); 26. Cyril Ngonge (6.7); 30. Yayah Kallon (s.v.)

🔢 Statistics

Juventus Stat Verona
2 Shots on Goal 3
6 Shots off Goal 6
10 Total Shots 10
2 Blocked Shots 1
4 Shots insidebox 5
6 Shots outsidebox 5
14 Fouls 22
3 Corner Kicks 5
1 Offsides 2
55% Ball Possession 45%
1 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
3 Goalkeeper Saves 1
476 Total passes 373
393 Passes accurate 287
83% Passes % 77%
1.99 Expected Goals (xG) 0.77
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2023.04.01 22:38 smxsh_bruh Found more of Jay's deleted/removed videos

After finding Jay's twdg s2 deleted episodes on the wayback machine (link to find them: https://www.reddit.com/KubzScouts/comments/128cas5/i_found_jays_twdg_season_2_ep_3_part_1_and_2_on/), I wanted to see if I could find his other deleted videos.
And thankfully I did.
Welcome to the game first episode
Welcome to the game 2.0 first episode
Welcome to the game 2 episode 3
Papers please Episode 2
Papers please episode 4
Papers please episode 5
Papers please episode 8
Detroit become human episode 11
Try not to laugh reddit 50/50 version
Try not to laugh "I HAVE NO WORDS FOR MOST OF THESE SUBMISSIONS" (original title)
Fran Bow last episode
I'll try to find some more deleted videos later tonight since I have to go to work soon. It would be great if anyone could name any series of his that has missing videos or just singular videos that have been removed - I wanna try and find all of them if possible.
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2023.04.01 22:36 Nycshurm ⭐️OVER 450 FULL SIZES, SAMPLES, & DECANTS⭐ PINEWARD 4mLs, Alpha Musk, NAVA, Solstice Scents, Poesie, Fantome, Alkemia, PULP Frag, Wylde Ivy, Hexennacht, Astrid, Stereoplasm, Haus of Gloi, Sixteen92... and tons more at reasonable prices (Also check out the decant and mainstream/niche perfume tabs!)

Hello and welcome to my destash!
Notable scents include 8 new Pineward 4mL drams; several Poesie full size and 2mLs; dozens of NAVA FS and 2mL house samples, as well as decants; new PULP fragrance scents from the recent re-opening; 3 Tokyomilk 7mL splash bottles on the niche/mainstream tab; partial Deconstructing Eden 5mLs; dozens of Alpha Musk full size bottles and samples; and plenty more. I have also added several more perfumes this week, marked with a ⭐️ on the sheet. As always, over 450 full size and sample perfumes from Solstice Scents; Haus of Gloi; Astrid, BPAL, Fyrinnae, Wylde Ivy, Deconstructing Eden, Stereoplasm, Hexennacht, Sixteen92, Haus of Gloi, and more!
Click here to view my spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1P7e9eQaZ8zfztiYp1_ZHSmXC7yN3xbKDNkGQ328HWKs/edit?usp=sharing
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IMPORTANT INFO AT A GLANCE:
-There are 3 tabs on my spreadsheet:
Indie FS and House Sample Perfumes;
Custom Indie Decants,
Niche/Mainstream Perfumes
-Shipping to the US is a flat $4.25, while shipping to CAN and EUR will be quoted but usually ranges from $14-$16. I usually ship within 3-4 days, and will pack your perfumes with much love, care, and bubble wrap!😊
Spreadsheet link againhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1P7e9eQaZ8zfztiYp1_ZHSmXC7yN3xbKDNkGQ328HWKs/edit?usp=sharing
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DECANT DEALS:
- 5mL rollerball decants of Wylde Ivy EDPs for $11 (choices include Chasing Dreams, Honeysuckle Sun, Mist & Moonlight and Lovesick & Undead)
- 5mL rollerball decants of Solstice Scents EDPs for $17 (choices include EDPs of Foxcroft, Gulf Breeze, Farmhouse in Summer, Witches Cottage, and After the Rain)
- 5mL rollerball decants of Haus of Gloi EDPs for $10 (choices include Forest Rain, Haus Amber At Midnight, Haus Birthday, Hearth, Pumpkin Eater, Red Roan, Real Coal, Snow Wolf, Silver Bells)
- 5mL rollerball decants of Alkemia Alcohol-free EDPs for $16 (choices include Frondescence and Fireflies in the Garden)
- 5mL rollerball decants of CocoaPink EDPs for $10 (choices include Fairytale and Lipstick Stains, both in SMAT strength)
A note about decants: my decants will generally come in screw top jars with a reducer and printed, easy-to-read labels. The following brands will come in vials instead of jars (unless you get 2mLs or more, in which case they’ll come in jars): Alpha Musk, Death & Floral, Possets, Haus of Gloi, and Hexennacht. I take cleanliness very seriously, and take every measure possible to ensure that my materials and working space are kept very clean. I decant with disposable, single-use 1mL pipettes.
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Here is just a small sampling of what is available, there is so much more on the spreadsheet! For most updated availability, please check the spreadsheet first, as that is updated regularly & is most accurate!

Solstice Scents FS and house samples:
Astral Temple FS
Blueberry Violet Truffle FS
First Flush FS
Flowers Nocturnal FS
Gulf Breeze (oil) FS
Gulf Breeze EDP FS partial 60mL bottle (45mL left)
Kitchen FS partial
Rose Leather FS
Seance FS
Sirocco FS
Heart of the Night
Incensum
Manor EDP
Old Havana

Solstice Scents Decantables ($4.50/mL)
Special deal! Buy a 5mL decant rollerball of any EDP for $17!
ALL FULL SIZES LISTED ABOVE CAN BE DECANTED, plus the following
After the Rain EDP
Farmhouse in Summer EDP
Foxcroft EDP
Gulf Breeze EDP
Halloween Night
Kitchen
Winslow's
Witches Cottage EDP

Alkemia FS and house samples:
Amour Conjure FS
Arabesque FS
Arcanum Experiments 2017 #16 FS
Arcanum Experiments 2022 #4 FS
Calliope FS
Cassis De La Foret FS
De La Foret FS
Forest Rose FS
June Rainbow Alchemy FS
La Sirena FS
Terrae FS
Yuletide Blessing FS
Evil Temptress
Forest Rose
From The Altar of a Forest Temple
Hearthstone
La Flamme
Sea Goddess
Shinrin Yoku (Ultime)
Temptation
The Sybilla (Ultime)
The Yellow Book
Vixen (beautifully aged batch, long discontinued)

Alkemia decantables ($4/mL):
ALL FULL SIZES LISTED ABOVE CAN BE DECANTED, plus the following
Among the Pines
Fireflies in the Garden (alcohol free EDP)
Frondescence (alcohol free EDP)
Garden of Our Love
June Rainbow Alchemy
Temptation
Terrae

Alpha Musk FS and house samples:
Amber Rose (named after the celebrity) FS
Aretha FS
Baby Hairs FS
Beastress FS
Celestial Musk FS partial ⭐️
Cristille FS
Damsel No Distress FS
Dreaming of the Past FS
Fling FS
Jaw Dropper FS
Madame Moustache FS
Nico FS
Orange FS
Orange Blossom to the Tune of Jo Mo FS partial
On Gray Days FS
Pass The Jug FS
Periwinkle FS ⭐️
Polarizer FS
Ruthless Ruby FS
Slivered FS
Stone Musk FS
Sunshine Musk FS
Swedish Erotica FS
The Noble Sloth FS
Tropi-Goth FS
Vapor Waves FS
Velvet Fir FS
Wet Lips FS
Whispers at the Altar FS
Dolly 3mL dram
Melt 3.7mL dram
Pop Toxic 2mL dram
Rose Myrrh Musk Soda Pop 2mL dram
The Naked Witch 1.5mL dram
After Dinner Mints
Alice in Her Uniform
Blue Dew
Bubbly Amber
Cheery
Cup of Tea Musk
Deep Throat
Flustered
Hair Flip
Idle Ideals
Lazy Bear
Poe
Stone Musk
Suntan Musk
Sweet Dreams
Teal
Teenage Prayer
Traces Left Behind
Trash Panda
Vacation Sex
Vroom

Alpha Musk Decantables ($3.50/mL):
ALL FULL SIZES LISTED ABOVE CAN BE DECANTED, plus the following:
Celestial Musk
Greige
Invisible Ink

Alchemic Muse FS and house samples:
Bali Ha'i FS
Gillyflower FS
Silhouette FS
Temptation FS
Phantasm

Andromeda’s Curse FS and house samples:
Firefly Hollow FS
Hex FS
Unicorn

Arcana FS and house samples:
Black Musk FS
Blueberries Crave Cocoa FS
Lust FS
Marshmallows Smoke! FS
Persephone’s Flowers FS 10mL
Red Lipstick Layering Note FS
Strawberries Crave Black Sand FS
This Is Not Canada FS
Thundering Orgasm FS
Waterfall FS
Black Musk
Evil Eye
Ex Tenebras Lux
Haul
Her Tribe
Lust
Marshmallows Smoke!
Pumpkins Crave Viola ⭐️
Rose Petal Blunt
Snow Witch: Embers
Watermelon Layering Note
Wide Eyed
Yule Goat
Yurt

Arcana Decantables:
A Terrible Enchantment
Black Musk
Blueberries Crave Cocoa
Crossing
Forest Witch
Persephone’s Flowers
Pumpkins Crave Viola ⭐️
Red Lipstick
Thundering Orgasm
Strawberries Crave Black Sand
Strawberries Crave Waterfalls
Vanilla Craves Crescent Moons
Waterfall

Astrid FS and house samples:
Dreaming of October FS
Lyrical FS partial
Merci 26 FS
Nostalgic FS
Pink Sandalwood FS
Trinkets and Feathers FS
Wind Whipping Her Hair Wildly FS partial
Frostlight
Green Fig
Pear and Jasmine Cream
Rouge Fumee
Spellcasting From The Dock
Woods Whispering About You Fondly (2 available)

Astrid Decantables ($4/mL or $7 for 2mL):
ALL FULL SIZES LISTED ABOVE CAN BE DECANTED, plus the following:
Chalet
Tea Time

Balefire Apothecary FS:
Spider Gates
Sullen Divination
Valkyrie

Blooddrop FS:
A Multitude of Stars on a Hot Summers Night
The Restless Mare

Blood Moon Botanica FS and samples:
Samhain Night FS
Autumn Camp

BPAL FS and house samples:
V’al Hanissim Yule 2019 FS
Aunt Caroline's Joy Mojo
Eclipse
Eden
Gaueko
Love Let Her
Snap Dragon Fly
The Ghost
Ut Ameris, Amabilis Esto
The Ghost
Wolfsbane - discontinued

CocoaPink decantables:
Fairytale EDP 5mL rollerball decant
Lipstick Stains EDP 5mL rollerball decant

Colournoise FS bottles:
Determination

Darling Clandestine FS bottles:
Circassian
Monstre Delicat (2022 formula)
Serpentina

Deconstructing Eden 5mL bottles and house samples:
Aine 5mL partial ⭐️
Empress Wu 5mL partial ⭐️
Cross My Heart 5mL partial
Pisces 5mL partial
The Bride 5mL partial ⭐️
The Naught List 5mL partial ⭐️
Solace
Under The Mistletoe

Deconstructing Eden Decantables ($6.00 for 2mLs):
In The Gloaming
Pumpkins Revenge

Death & Floral FS and house samples:
Decomposing Roses For A Decomposing Romance (rice bran oil base) FS
Lavender Sprite FS
Time Marches On EDP FS
Tis The Season to Acknowledge the Void FS
With the Fishes and the Dead FS
Yellow Rose EDP FS
Coconut Chia Seed Pudding (discontinued)
Garden Hose (discontinued)
If the Sharks Don't Get To You First, The Sun Will

Death & Floral Decantables ($5.00 for 2mL):
Swamp Elixir EDP
The People You Love Become Ghosts EDP
Time Marches On EDP
Yellow Rose EDP

Fantome Decantables ($4.5/mL):
Duende
Madame Esperance ⭐️

Fyrinnae FS and house samples:
Isle of the Dead FS
Border Collie
Danse Macabre
Salacia's Silken Stolla

Haus of Gloi FS and house samples:
A Place in Space FS
Black Musk, Red Ginger, & Clove FS
Candy Corn FS
Ferntree Gully FS
Hearth FS
Iced Resin FS
Lumps of Coal FS
Mama’s Haus FS
Nag Champa FS
Precious Resins and Snowy Fir FS
Priestess FS
Pumpkins by the Bonfire FS
Snarl FS
XOXO FS

Haus of Gloi Retired Catalog Decantables ($4.00/mL):
ALL FULL SIZES LISTED ABOVE CAN BE DECANTED, plus the following:
Iced Earth
Portland Rain
Winter Rain

Haus of Gloi EDP Decantables ($3.00/mL or $10.00 for 5mL roller):
Come Hither EDP
Depravity EDP
Forest Rain EDP
Haus Amber At Midnight EDP
Haus Birthday EDP
Hearth EDP
Pumpkin Eater EDP
Real Coal EDP
Red Roan EDP
Silver Bells EDP
Snow Wolf EDP

Hagroot FS and drams:
Haunted Rose 3.7mL dram
New Orleans 3.7mL dram

Hexennacht FS and house samples:
Black Musk FS
Fougere Accord EDP (Parfum Extrait) FS
Hemlock FS partial
Loup Garou FS partial
Moonstone (Parfum Extrait) FS
Strychnine EDP (Parfum Extrait) FS
Turquoise EDP(Parfum Extrait) FS
Laudanum 3.7mL dram
Lipstick Accord 3.7mL dram
Chakra Khan
Green Musk
Ipanema 1962
Lahaina
Laundromat
Link
Moon in the Twelfth House
Morphine
Needful Things
Orange Flower Lemonade
Pearanormal Activity
Prehnite
Scapegoat (Shop Lucifer)
Stranger Danger

Hexennacht Retired Catalog and EDP Decantables ($4.00/mL):
Fougere Accord EDP
Rose Red
Turquoise EDP

Moonalisa FS bottles:
Cranberry Spiced Cookie
Sugared Forest

NAVA FS and samples:
Artemisia Crypta Obscura Half Bottle
Amethyst (Studio Limited) FS
Bastet's Potion Studio No. 113 FS
Bewitched Crypta Obscura Half Bottle
Dragon’s Eye FS
Ducky FS ⭐️
Haunted Castle Crypta Obscura Half Bottle
Hylas and the Nymphs FS
Magnifique FS
Mr Belgraves FS
NAliday Tree 2021 FS
Neon Vampire FS
Rosewater Whipped Honey Bee FS partial
Shield FS
Strength FS partial
Vegas Vampires Blue VV FS
Violet FS partial
Bastet’s Caramel Swirl 2mL house sample
Eternal Aswan 2mL house sample
Eternal Goddess 2mL house sample
Hadean Eon 2mL house sample
Heliotrope Crystalline 2mL house sample
Konafa (Pre-Release, not yet available on NAVA site) 2mL house sample
Lilac Kobalt 2mL house sample
Nikolav 2mL house sample
Nut & Geb (Meditations W The Gods) 2mL house sample
Papaya White Santalum 2mL house sample
Ptah 2mL house sample
Sky Amber 2mL house sample
Solaris 2mL house sample
Symbiosis 2mL house sample (partial)
Tobacco Amber 2mL house sample
Afternoon Tea Cat
Albertosaurus
Beauty’s Where You Find It
Blue Claw Potion
Blue Lotus Diamond
Crimson Elixir
Dia de Los Muertos Viento
Eternal Ankh Purpurite ⭐️
Hat en Tjhenu ⭐️
Orchid Yellow
Pink Lemonade Tropical Fish
Smoked Tea and Amber Resin
Solaris

Pineward 4mL drams and samples:
Eldritch 4mL dram ⭐️
Gristmill 4mL dram ⭐️
Hayride 4mL dram
Icefall 4mL dram ⭐️
Katabatic 4mL dram
Revelries 4mL dram ⭐️
Nocturnis 4mL dram
Velvetine 4mL dram ⭐️
Clemenpine (Prototype sample) ⭐️
Ivymoss (Prototype sample) ⭐️
Noki ⭐️

Poesie (FS and house samples):
Bijou FS
Castle Dracula FS
Headmaster FS
Scholomance FS
Strawberry Fields for Emma FS
The Aviation FS partial
Tiny Phantom 4oz Water-Based Mist
Weird Sisters FS
Winter Idyl FS
Bookish 2mL
Clara 2mL
Introvert Goblin 2mL
Lagniappe VIII 2mL
Queen Bee 2mL
Waltz of the Snowflakes 2mL
Cauldron of Mourning
Jo (2 available)
Komako Kimura (2 available)
Marmee (2 available)
Pink Lace
Wild
Worth a Stare

Poesie Decantables ($4.50/mL):
Echo
Just Like Heaven
Lovelorn Wind
Shield Maiden
Strawberry Fields for Emma
The Aviation
Winter Idyll

Possets FS and house samples:
Roses Are Red Derry Derry FS partial
Starry Night FS
Tidal Wave FS
Asmita

Possets Decantables ($3/mL):
ALL FULL SIZES LISTED ABOVE CAN BE DECANTED

PULP Fragrance FS and house samples:
When What to My Wandering Eyes FS
Ensnare FS
Mark of the Moon FS
Moon Dust FS
Portrait of Josette FS
Still Life FS
Accidental Interloper

PULP Fragrance Decantables ($4.5/mL):
ALL FULL SIZES LISTED ABOVE CAN BE DECANTED, plus the following:
An Accidental Interloper
Hauntology
Luna Violacea
New Snow Moon

Sixteen92 FS and house samples:
Cut It Out FS
Erineyes FS partial ⭐️
Ex Tenebris Lux (from original release) FS partial ⭐️
Lafayette Cemetery No 1 FS ⭐️
The Island of The Dolls (From original 2016 release) FS partial
Wise Blood FS
Aquila
Be Careful What You Wish For
Blanket of the Dark (From original 2016 release)
Bridget Bishop (Premium)
Cimetiere du Pere Lachaise
Laudanum (Premium)
Les Fleurs de Mal (Premium)
Lyra
The Ghost Next Door

Sixteen92 Decantables ($4.50/mL):
All of the FS listed above are decantable, plus:
0001 Cemetery Lane EDP
El Cucuy
Gryla
The Romance of Certain Old Clothes EDP

Stereoplasm FS and house samples (pocket rollers and screw top vials):
The Velveteen Stranger FS (4.5mL)
Blue Magpie
Comet Corn
Dark Dark
Mogwai
Tamias (Chipmunk)
The Green Ribbon
Venusian Moon

Strange Fire & Fumery FS bottles:
Swallow

Sucreabeille FS and samples:
Atlantis FS
Azrael FS
Chthulu (Elder God) FS
The Kraken FS

Wylde Ivy FS and samples:
​Chasing Dreams 5mL decant
Barefoot in the Garden (Perfume oil version) FS roller
Honeysuckle Sun 5mL decant
Lovesick and Undead 5mL decant
Mist and Moonlight 5mL decant
Pumpkin Ambre

Whisper Sisters FS:
Cellar - LE discontinued
Cirque du Condamne
Dominula
Gamayun
Smitten Kitten
The Witch
Velvet Heart
Winter Rose

Spreadsheet link againhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1P7e9eQaZ8zfztiYp1_ZHSmXC7yN3xbKDNkGQ328HWKs/edit?usp=sharing

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2023.04.01 22:33 djklopp MotoGP lessons thus far

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2023.04.01 22:27 corpselicker3000 Champion targeting problem!! Please help, I'm desperate

Hey. I have noticed that I die a lot of times because the game targets the wrong champion and I just int. I only play Akali and Irelia, idk if it's the same with other melee champs, but it happens with Irelia Q and Akali R2 sometimes. But especially with Irelia it's really annoying.
So, what happens is, for example in a teamfight when there's 1 champ that is 1 hp, and 1 champ that is full life, I click Q and dash on the full life champ. Why is that? I know there's the setting that is literally for champion targeting and I chose the "lowest HP" option there. So why does this happen?
This is also a huge problem with minions. In lane I can pretty much only auto minions and I'm not able to Q them, because it will automatically make me dash on the enemy champion. This led to me dashing under enemy turret so many times.
Also what happened in my last game: I got ganked and therefore 2 champions were running after me. In League (PC) I would've easily gotten out by dashing onto a minion, but in wild rift I find myself just...dead in this situation because if I try to dash on the minion, my champ will dash back onto the jungler. So? Is there a solution to this? This has been bothering me A LOT.
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2023.04.01 22:25 NecessaryBoxer187 AITA? Yes...Yes I Was and I'd Do it Again: An Assholes Golden Defense

AITA? Yes...Yes I Was and I'd Do it Again: An Assholes Golden Defense
TL:DR Former players ruined a game I ran before the 5-6th session for me...but I decide to throw my campaign away, became an asshole and turned it into a sandbox for crazy encounters, some nonpermanent worldbuilding and tweaking new/existing npc ideas to see what can work and what doesn't, and gave zero cares about whether the players had fun or not, and had lots of fun doing so until it eventually ran its course!
P.S. I don't advocate for doing this at all. If you are a DM and your group is bad or ruined the game you initially wanted to run for the group, just leave. Don't waste time trying to experiment with concepts or things you found on a thread or subreddit just because you were bored and didn't want to waste time planning your own actual shit for these people(thanks Obsidian). And definitely don't try to fuck over or insult the players because you were feeling petty, even when its really really really funny as hell to see a man child cry like a toddler about not making a high DC Arcana check on a stupid little orb of nothing :)
I am currently in the middle of running three lovely games, two having passed the year and a half mark (60 sessions for one and nearing 40 for another), and one short campaign that has been going for 3 months straight without a single week off! It has been wonderful and I am proud to say that out of the 7 games I've ran, five of them have either ended amazingly, or are still active with no issues whatsoever. 5/7 is a pretty solid batting average as a DM in a gaming community full of constant chaos.

Even during the experiment I got a little frustrated and vented more than a few times. Luckily game 3(now 2) is well over a year now and still going strong!
The two games that didn't go well ended because of either petty drama between players that resulted in me ending a 80+ session game earlier than I would've liked. Or in this case we are about to get into, a group of inconsiderate people who wanted instant gratification and everything handed to them with no effort because they said so. A group that would bully someone out of a game, a group that would give a DM no real reason to want to play. I thought I could try to salvage something at the beginning, but by Session 6 I was prepared to end the game, But I got a wonderful, albeit, terrible idea. How long can I fuck around in this campaign, give them impossible tasks, and make them fail at everything(they already did that on their own but...),give them NPC's that insulted them or overpowered them constantly before I get bored? Or they finally leave? I knew it was going to be crazy but I did it anyway just to see what I could get away with.
So I became the asshole, I read up on what DM's did and didn't do and found small threads from the internet and comments from videos that I could use to help me with this. I had brought in a third group to make up for this group being so trash as well. After several months of doing these wild things in game and having some fun here and there at their expense, I was having a lot of fun being an asshole that I've heard about so often with these kinds of games and enjoyed turning a shit-show of bad players into my favorite experiment for my own shits and giggles. I stole ideas I didn't care about just to see how it would run in certain events. I made things harder for them by putting them against some heavy enemies. Made the "plot" more confusing so they could wonder around with nothing but their whims to chase something well out of their league. Insulted their lack of intelligence in regard to said whims using NPC's or monsters. Led and kept them in a single location because I didn't want to actually give them a world and much much more.
Using all of the negative and making it into a place to practice certain voices, create interesting ideas and tweak various encounters for future games. My improvisational skills have improved because of this, since I didn't have to prep for this trash group. I was definitely wrong for this, but I didn't care. This is an Assholes perspective on how things can go. My friends told me to just leave rather than suffer but...I wanted to be a petty bastard for once in my life and suffer I did not do :).
The game was going to be completely different with the group starting out as a field unit for an archmage that would send them on small quests throughout the world, traveling from continent to continent, that would eventually tie into world level events well off in the future. But it did not get to that point, and rather than giving them a chance to ruin that setup for me and perhaps more worthy players, I hid it away and changed the entire campaign to have some fun.

After I told him about this group and explained what I was going to do. He immediately changed his mind about joining up. He was not flexible enough for these players lmao


So initially, I wasn't going to respond to a post that was circulating a few days ago(or the one made months ago that made me chuckle quite a bit when I first saw it, then forgot about til now) but I was told by a current player about this post that coincidentally sounded a little like a campaign I ran, or rather a campaign that turned into a "danger room" where I could try wacky shit and develop encounters and npc's without the pressure of pleasing those players. A wild idea, but when one of the people that used to be in your server is making up some very interesting things and adding some hilarious lies to their story, the urge to set the record straight and provide some insight is in order. Especially when that person is not exactly a reliable storyteller...You can't single handedly run four...yes FOUR players away and act all high and mighty.
But to be frank I didn't like most of this group at all, when the DM starts fucking around to have fun with such a boring(this 10x over), impatient and frankly shitty group, that you can barely fake like you like them, you have a serious problem as a group. I definitely deserve an Oscar Nomination at the very least for my performance as a "caring and friendly DM" but here's a description of the "golden disaster "party I suppose
  • Young girl, new to the game but a sweetheart. Played a interesting young sorcerer, but due to some events caused by a combination of poor actions from her party members,she became one note extremely fast. Now some of it was because I decided to be an asshole, but mostly because she was a new player and she was hyperfocused on one thing for her entire time in the group. Left for school. Not a bad player...just there. First player that I made cry, was kind of funny.
  • Young and cheerful girl, that got bullied out of the group(mostly by 1 player). Played a disabled bard in a wheelchair. Got laughed at a lot by some of the group and they didn't let her do anything. Anything she wanted to do got shut down because, "you aren't good enough" "thats a bad idea" "well I can do that so..." "you dont need that spell" "your character should do this" etc...l still feel bad for her. Rather than "kicking" her from the group, I outright told her to leave since this was in the middle of me being an asshole and I legit felt bad for her since she wasn't a bad player or person. Hopefully she's doing better in her current game now!
She got a small win over the shit player before she left though. Kudos
  • Friendly and smart guy, that was the target of some interesting words(by 1 player, same as above) Was a good dude, left right before the session where, I spiritually left the group. Played a ranger that was in a same-sex relationship with a backstory npc. Before they even got a chance to really tap into their character they were uncomfortable with one particular player at the table. The way the asshole talked to this player, and their existence gave them and I and the player above red flags. I introduced an NPC that was non-binary and they used They/Them pronouns, and the one shit player would constantly mis-gender them, over and over and over. A number of other things with the shit player made this one leave early on. A real shame, and I wish I put my foot down and dropped the other player on the spot.
The mis-gendering shit of player made the reddit post I'm responding to btw

Homophobic remarks as well. This player we discussed is who you guys decided to group up with? I expected the artist to be a follower, but the rest of you? Not a good look at all lol.
  • Yikes, anyway...Artsy, meme-heavy, foreign person, probably the most boring person in game and out tbh, their art skill was the only real reason for their prescence in the server. They were a follower in the truest form. Their characters were literally blank slates with no threads. Now if I cared about the game or them I would've tried hard to make something worthwhile with them, as it can be done and I'm currently doing it now with great success with a player doing the amnesiac angle. But this players characters were not that. They were both absolute shit so I just threw shit together at them. Was like pulling teeth to get them to do anything, so it made them an easy target for making anything I wanted to happen. They weren't going to do anything anyway so it made it more fun for me to watch them limp around like an idiot. Another player thought that they were cheating at one point but I didn't think they were capable of that, but I didn't care for real. One of the earlier targets of my experiment, I let their first character(if you could call him that) die, brought them back to standing with a stupid Kenku they kidnapped(heroes huh) named buttercup for laughter, I then killed buttercup, only to then kill their boring character again minutes later. This happened when they as a group went to attack a rumored goblinoid horde...at Level 3...and thought they could win, with no planning, or smarts, or patience, or realistic expectations...they thought this was a video game or an anime where they could power through with the power of friendship. Their second character was the same, literally a nonfactor, much like the player.

Harsh, but it's the honest truth
  • Bubbly friendly girl in her twenties probably. Was ok, no real opinion here, probably the best rp in the group but that's not a very high bar when you look at the competition that stuck around long enough. No real problems with them except that their mic picked up them swallowing spit all the time(oof). That mic was solid as hell. Anyways, I actually would've took this player seriously if they were in a different situation. Really don't have much to say, other than if she wasn't in the group, it meant that this player below wouldn't be in the group...and that was my biggest regret. She is the main reason I don't take duos or existing groups for my games as one person might be amazing, and the other...
  • Condescending, intolerant, narrowminded, abrasive, know it all, homophobic, racist, person. Sounds enticing doesn't it? I really had to fake every interaction I had with this dude, because he was a disgusting person. This guy was an immediate problem that should've have had an immediate solution. I gave this person a chance only because I liked his buddy's application a lot. Big mistake! They played a chronurgy wizard(you know where this is going) that was a short stereotypical(pretty racist) Arabian inspired pain to deal with and they wanted to time warp the world or whatever to his whim because of some gang shit that happened in his backstory. It was really stupid if you read the whole backstory too. Nothing like hearing "I like being a short exotic sand-person in a world of magic" despite this dude being from the UK. He would constantly backseat the other players("thats not what I'd do") backseat myself(which was funny, especially after session 7 or the "crow master" as I checked out then), metagamed like crazy, murderhobo tendencies, forced his way into scenes to take the spotlight away, joked about how it was racist that they were being targeted in fights, or how it would be funny if the party culturally appropriated certain cultures. Would change his backstory to benefit him so he could succeed no matter what, changed ability scores and skills, as well as powergame powergame powergame. I noticed this all in the first 5 SESSIONS, and it got worse and worse, even when I was purposefully shitting on the game. Those screenshots of the players complaining about someone, or players being bullies, was because of this jackass. Two players quit because of him. One player outright refused to join because of him(apparently they were in a game with him before, lucky guy), a former player of mine I had to warn about playing on Saturdays because of him, and I was definitely encouraged to commit to being an asshole...because of him. This player had the attitude of a Level 20 without any sort of merit or accomplishments, in-game or out of game. So anytime he wanted to do anything I wrecked it. Whatever he did, it didn't work, it didn't respond, it went away, it disappeared, it broke apart, it knocked him unconscious, it took health away permanently, knocked him into another realm, whatever it was, if he was involved, it backfired or failed miserably at some point. I legit had the DC of this little orb so high that it was silly just to see how he would react. It was originally meant to be used to tie into their long and pretentious backstory. Once I gave the game up it then had no real purpose to exist other than to piss him off and I made up something completely unrelated to the orb, that I found on YouTube to see how far it would go. This player is not as smart as he thinks he is so it went on for a long time as he got nowhere near the DC I originally set. Eventually he succeeded, because I had come up with an amazing twist made for him! And what did he get for succeeding after months and months of failure? Absolutely nothing :). Fuck this guy and hopefully none of you get him as a DM or a player on Roll20...because as a player? They were the worst that I've had by far. BAR NONE. Out of 7 groups, 4 long-term games, 3 short adventures and 30+ players...they were easily the worst.
  • Lastly a player with a great character concept that did nothing with it. A mage hunter in a party full of mages, seems like quite the chance for some dope ass RP? Nahh you gave this player way too much credit. I pretty much abandoned this player completely and felt just fine about it as it made no difference. Out of game they were fine, in game they were just a country accent wrapped around a bumbling idiot in a cool mask and that was it. They rolled horribly often, and I'm very serious when I say it. They were the epitome of the Wil Wheaton Dice Curse. They couldn't be awesome no matter what they did, so they became known as incompetent, despite their best efforts. Any mystique about being a badass mage hunter went out the window, and sometimes they played along with it. Often tagged along with the player above and that just ruined their character even further, by proxy. I can't really ruin a character if they ruin it themselves? They didn't even give me an opportunity to even try lol, how can I ruin something already ruined? That's redundant. They eventually brought a new character in and I completely forgot what they even were, right before the experiment ended.
No matter what they did, they failed miserably. It was actually amazing. Did they accept that? Nope blame the DM for the failure not themselves. This was a common thing for them. Unlucky player, but they weren't good enough to play into it. Note how the shit player rolled a nat 20, probably rerolled with Chronal Shift because they had to succeed at everything. If I rolled a Nat 20 for the guard's perception check he would've claimed I was cheating or fudging. What an idiot.

  • I did bring two more players in at the end, because I got bored again and wanted to see If I could do a reset. I was going to kick just about everyone and try and start over fresh with a new campaign that I could actually give a damn about. I brought these new players in to see if they could inspire me, but I tapped out like a session or two later and ended the game, because they did not lol. I don't remember much about them other than a drake warden flavored into a genie warden that was interesting, and a druid with no backstory that reminded me of Bambi. After the last session with this group I took a few days off setting up a new short campaign on roll20 and invited the replacements on in. Two of the players left passionate messages and dipped, and right after that I swiftly deleted them. Soon, kicks from the server were sent after a nice message where I pretty much detailed what I've been using them for and that I was no longer interested in their services. Brought the new players in and went back to focusing on the actual games I ran, that had wonderful players/characters and sessions with substance and care put into them.

But it thankfully and eventually came to an end. But before this post ends, lets address some of these hilarious claims from a certain post with some *mostly* lighthearted responses and screenshots, because we don't like little liars that tell one side of the story right?

  1. The "fudging rolls and cheating"
  • So this is hilarious because I as a DM believe that a dice tells the story no matter what is rolled, so I have never cheated a group so they fail or helped them succeed on something to give them or me a desired outcome. It's all in the situation and the encounter, and the I've always let the dice and the decisions decide, never myself. But when you get accused of something you are adamantly against, even at the peak of being an asshole, you have to defend yourself, and what better way than screenshots of said games with my rolls. Because I knew, even back then that a scorned group or a player at some point would try I have receipts. Initially this was just to quickly post in the discord so that everyone in the server could see, that I'm not a liar, but now Reddit can see.
  • The thing with me is that I just happen to roll REALLY WELL most of the time. As a player and a DM I've historically rolled well. Publicly and privately, sorry to disappoint you. It's not my fault that as a group you all have a terrible strategy, terrible rolls, and a terrible attitude about not getting your way every single time. This isn't a video game you can "Speed Run" through, despite your worst efforts. If I "fudged the rolls" and gave you everything on a silver platter it would be just as stupid. And the whole metagaming and changing the monsters stats thing. I don't believe in using the stats all the time as it leads to metagaming players trying to cheat the game, so I homebrew or tweak monsters to prevent that. I have a macro on roll20 that lets me roll the health for every monster so with the same group of enemies, some have more health than others, and some are weaker than others. Some bosses have phases where something would happen after a certain health threshold. It's not cheating, it's just a different kind of encounter. All my groups know this, but you all seem to conveniently forget when it suits your little "horror story" But here are some of the many screenshots below to show that I don't fudge/cheat or change a damn thing.

I keep a screenshot handy for these occasions. I rolled two Nat 20's back to back and it was crazy. It made a relatively tame encounter more memorable because one Sahuagin became an immediate threat because of the dice. From one of my campaigns.

So many crits happened in this session alone, from me and the players it was insane. No fudging or lying necessary. These players in this seperate game succeed/fail and they enjoy it, the ones that were a part of the shit campaign would cry. Good thing I keep screenshots.

Player in another campaign I run rolled good to hit on a Sentinel attack(he rolled extra damage by accident) I then followed up with a natural 20 bite for a ghoul. I don't fake these, every last one of my rolls are legit. and for the rolls I get that seem a little \"unbelievable\" I screenshot them to prove dumbasses wrong.

I screenshot my failures often, just incase a scorned shit-show of a party decides to lie about me. Was an epic moment in the fight against the Medusa in one of my games.

Look a named NPC in another group of mine, who failed a wisdom save with ADVANTAGE and died! I save the ones where I fail very often, because I don't want anyone to think I felt pity on the party. I didn't save them or pull no shenanigans, he died and his thread was over. No fudging of any dice or lying about rolls. This makes the story more fun.


This player was on single digit health and was about to be attacked by a \"brain with legs\" They had just missed and I was rolling super well that night. If I hit they were going to die, but I \"magically\" rolled a natural 1 and missed instead. It was followed by the party killing it and escaping in an epic set piece that's still talked about to this day. I screenshotted this and posted it in the discord as proof and they lost their minds.
Nat 20 on a con save to stop someone from escaping or pulling whatever bullshit they think I pull. It is me rolling a digital dice...and rolling well! Not my fault you have no luck, skill or strategy in anything. I'm not gonna hand you the win because you whine or cry about it. Even when I'm experimenting on you idiots and making my own fun, I'm not gonna cheat while doing it. You want to go after something big, then you better bring it, otherwise accept that if you don't roll well...you will lose? Even when I'm taking the game serious for my current players, you will lose if you punch above your station.
Ahh here's one where the rogue of the group rolled another Natural 1. They did this often and it turned their character into a joke despite their best efforts. You can't blame me for you rolling poorly, that's not how this works. But they did, and did it often. Now granted at this point of the game I was already in asshole mode so it didn't matter but still. Also Note how \"that guy\" got a natural 20 on his roll. If I rolled a Nat 20 on the guards perception check, he would've bitched and complained, that I was lying or something. I screenshot it all.
I have hundreds of screenshots from messages, supposed "cheated" rolls, edited sheets, deleted comments etc. that would shine a great light on the types of players I dealt with and much more. Balls in their court though.

  1. The Self Insert DMPC OP NPC's or the main guys I used to insult them in-game
  • The first lovely guy was meant to be a simple NPC to introduce one of my groups to their current Sponsor and then disappear. And he did...for that other group, but when the Golden Drakes(stupid name) ruined the game for me, I decided to bring him and a few other NPC's to essentially insult, undermine, overpower and belittle the party at every chance I got. It was absolutely fun fucking with them over and over. But unfortunately, the "gun guy" never got any real screen time in any other games after this? Weird huh? It was almost as if I brought him over to this game specifically to be a "self-insert" for how I actually felt about their group, as well as test the character before taking traits of him for a future campaign worth a damn years later. This guy was there to annoy a group that wanted to rush through the world(at a low level mind you) thinking they were more important than they actually were. Forget the slow rise of heroes dealing with small scale things, becoming heroes worth respect and glory, lets "SPEED RUN" to the powerful cult with eyes and ears everywhere in a city, instead of taking it slow and building ourselves up and then blame the DM when we lose! That'll show him! I had to bring him everywhere I could just to pile on the hilarity and the contempt I had for them at that point. While I was at it I kept them at said city just to add to it as well. They really could of killed this guy if they wanted to but they spent more time complaining or sputtering about the game, adding to the fun for me when he would magically reappear and disappear, because noone thought to counterspell it lol. Or he would be in the middle of doing nothing and they just had to go follow him lol. It was easy as fuck to manipulate them into following him for no reason. They chased him for no reason as he had no purpose other than to insult and infuriate the party. It was glorious. Magically detecting the area isn't how you find someone who rolled high on stealth without magic or finding something that isn't currently doing magic in a well hidden place, but I thought that was obvious enough for a supposed SEASONED PLAYEDM to know. Clearly I was wrong, my bad for having the tiniest bit of loose faith in you.
  • In all seriousness, this NPC hasn't appeared in any games since this group has been kicked away(a long while ago btw) and I don't have any plans for him to be in any. He has been mentioned by the one other game he was in(for two sessions wow lol) as a potential ally once or twice, but he's so far away from being involved and out of my plans that it's not going to happen. The three games claim is cheeky though(that how you brits say it?) As a certain god of fate and the moon would say would say...Eventually everything connects and Every lie will unravel. Oh btw he's not an "aptly named" god of visions that "randomly gives visions", you can still creep on the WorldAnvil like I know you all still do and see his actual domains and subdomains you dumb fucks.) Seems like a lot of misremembering or some false statements were said? It needs an update though anyway. I might make a god of Visions now.

...morons
  1. Npc's not dying or them not having an impact in the world.
  • This is a very easy response...because you didn't matter anymore. You were never heroes, nor attempted to be. That was before I stopped caring. AFter a certain point my fun was all that mattered, no amount of things you did or didn't do would change that. My world is shared between the campaigns and every action can effect the world on a large or minor scale...except for this group. Everything they did was literally a nonfactor because I didn't care about them. If an NPC died or got away it was mostly because of their terrible planning and the dice not going their way, but a few instances of "sure sure you got them!" didn't effect anything at all. In the campaigns that mattered if they accomplished something, it changed the setting. I'm not sorry about that at all. You all were just a moderately fun test. Simple and plain. Oh and you were never leaving the city and much like the DC 38 check, I was going to enjoy milking every last bit of it that I could. The online resources I used so I didn't have to plan much for your games definitely made it so I could do it for a long time if I wanted to. I do have a resource that collects all of the things together like a wiki page using WorldAnvil, and none of the stuff they did mattered, so of course it's not canon in the world. We can play make believe and act like I was throwing you a bone so you wouldn't feel left out of course, but none of your characters mattered and you only have yourselves to blame.

So was I an asshole? Absolutely, do I feel bad? Nope not at all. Among that post I saw there were more lies that I could debunk with a quick screenshot or two, but I think this was enough fun for me. The games that I run now that this era has passed have been a wonder to run and be a part of and the world I've created continues to grow because of it! My batting average isn't perfect, hell the one game that ended poorly was because I was a first time DM with a lot to learn and I actually cared about that one. But this one that ended up bad...lmaoo come on. I gave zero fucks about this "lost campaign" and as soon as I finish this post I will forget about it again.


I do take criticisms well from players I actually care about. They thought that I wasn't doing enough encounters early on to do more persuasion checks. They were right and I learned to highlight this particular skill of his! They are still playing with me a year and a half later!


Good Moments!


Fun Times!

Great Memories!
That is all I got to give as it is now in the past. The asshole experiment where I threw random things at a bad group to give myself some fun went rather well for a while, but its beneath me now. I'm not perfect and that phase is over with. I learned a lot, dabbled in the dark side a bit, and now the world I've created with my friends and future friends can thrive without fail.
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2023.04.01 22:23 DIRKCARDS Dallas Mavericks Championship Hardwood 2001 - 2012

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2023.04.01 22:19 Agent_of_the_N1ne Where do the Mavs go from here?

If Kyrie leaves in the offseason, how do the Mavs recover?
Mavs depth chart going into next season:
Point Guard: Luka ($40m)
Shooting Guard: Green ($4.7)
Small Forwards: Hardaway ($17.8m) - Hardy ($1.7m)
Power Forwards: Bullock ($10.5m) - Kleber ($11m) - Bertans ($17m)
Center: McGee ($5.7m)
Total Cap Available: $42.2m
Free cap space $25.5m
Non-Taxpayer Mid-Level: $11.3m
Bi-annual: $4.4m
Trade exception: $960k
*An additional $5m could be added if the Mavs cut Bullock as his deal isn't fully guaranteed.
With the assumption that the Mavs keep Bullock, Cuban has just under $43,000,000 in cap and exceptions available to find a backup point guard, rotational shooting guard/small forward, a starting center, and a legit number 2 next to Luka. At least one of those players also has to be a playmaker off the bench. The Mavs also have their 1st-round pick this year if they miss the playoffs (currently projected to have the 10th pick).
This offseason for free agents feels fairly weak with Kyrie, Kris Middleton, and Porzingis being in the top 5 of unrestricted free agents. It feels significantly more likely that the Mavs will hold off long-term spending until the following offseason when big names like Jaylen Brown, Siakam, DeRozan, Sabonis, and Dejonte Murray become available.
Just spit balling, but I get a sense that this offseason for the Mavs will be filled with $8m-$12m, 1+1 team option "prove it" deals.
Targets for available cap allocation:
Free cap: re-sign Christian Wood, Nikola Vucevic, Seth Curry, Kelly Oubre
Non-Taxpayer Mid-Level: Jaylen Nowell, Caris LeVert, Gary Trent Jr.
Bi-Annual: T.J. Warren, Terrence Davis, Victor Oladipo, or Jevon Carter
But at the end of the day, I don't know how the Mavs find high-quality starters or an additional all star to pair with Luka while filling out this roster with a competent supporting cast and compete for a championship.
It feels like the best solution would be to "punt" next season and shoot for a huge free agency run the following year. As of right now, the Mavs would have $65m in cap space the following season after cutting Bertan while keeping Hardy's $2m on the roster.
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2023.04.01 22:17 christmascrazyyy I can relate to this chick exactly 0% anymore.

I can relate to this chick exactly 0% anymore.
I used to be able to relate to her a little bit……like 8 years ago. Now everything is word salad and self-idolization.
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2023.04.01 22:14 BobRushy My First Rewatch - 1x21 (Tempest)

I think I'd call this an 'adequate' finale. It didn't blow me away, but all the recurring season 1 storylines hit a peak. By far my biggest takeaway from this season has been the development of Whitney. He's massively matured and really come into his own as a character. I'm very disappointed that they chose to throw him away and not someone like Pete, who really adds nothing much.
*John Glover is hilarious in this episode, from the cheerful "good luck to all of you!" when fires his employees, to the incredibly theatrical "Wha-?! You're not in a hurry to pack?!" as he enters Lex's office. The man's a legend.
*Love the truck explosion. Clark's casual frustration as he walks out of the flaming car - his clothes ablaze - is just fantastic. Very badass.
*One Smallville cliche I dislike rears its ugly head. The plot needs to move along, so suddenly Nixon goes from regular slimy reporter to a maniac willing to risk blowing up a kid to prove a point. I know he's focused on getting rich and might have had the potential all along or something but it always strikes me as kind of odd when Smallville characters suddenly go crazy like that (also see: Jason Teague, Davis Bloome, Lana Lang).
*At one point, Lex gets an email rambling about Alexander the Great and I was so convinced it was Lionel's until the guy mentioned his family. I really wish it had been Lionel's, the idea of him spamming Lex's inbox cracks me up.
*The scene of Lex helping Clark with the tie is nice, but why is he randomly at the Kents' when he should be trying to save his plant?
*Allison has generally been very strong this season, but her exclamation of "Oh, wow!" as Clark gives her the flower thingy for her dress is so wooden lmao. To be fair, it's a really bad line.
*I do quite like how naturally awkward Clark and Chloe are as a couple. There's something very real about those interactions. They're not yet quite sure how to talk to each other.
*Lol at the Remy Zero cameo.
Overall, it was a strong episode of Smallville, but not quite as impressive as future finales. Much like the rest of the season. I'm excited about where we'll go from here.
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2023.04.01 22:12 Powerjugs How do we restructure the squad for next Season?

It's clear we need to refresh the squad properly. We need a unified direction off the pitch and on the pitch to begin pulling this squad back into something resembling a team, than just talented individuals. We've seen that the Pozzo Family can do this as at Udinese, Pozzo Snr stepped back to allow Pierpaolo Marino to run the operation which has seen them find a resurgance since the days of Francisco Guidolin. Ben Manga now occupies a similar position at Watford and it's down to Gino Pozzo to allow him to take control and appoint who he sees fit given his track record.
We are however in the Championship and we're going to need to cut our cloth and expectations accordingly. Some of the existing squad is still suitable for effective squad depth and I think they're not bad characters but I think there's a lot of aggrevation they aren't able to play to their maximum either given the vast churn of managers.
For next Season, these are my assumptions:
​__________
Goalkeepers:
Bachmann (2nd Choice)
Hamer (Depth)
​__________
CB:
Porteous
Hoedt
Cathcart (Depth, still good at this level albeit very shakey March / April)
Sierralta (Depth)
​__________
RWB:
Ferreira
Ngakia
​__________
LWB:
Sema
Morris (Depth)
​__________
CM​:
Louza
Koné
Choudhury (If can be purchased below £6m purchase option)
Asprilla
Kayembe or Dele-Bashiru (Depth)
​__________
ST:
Davis (Only if can get massively reduced price, max £4-5m and we play 2 striker system)
Bayo (Depth)
​__________
Sell:
Gaspar (Nominal fee)
WTE (£1.5m, as per Leventhal)
Kabasele (No less than £250k)
Kayembe or Dele-Bashiru (No less than £750k)
Gosling (Contract terminated)
Quina (Would offer contract termination)
Pussetto (Would offer contract termination)
Fletcher (Would offer contract termination)
Sarr (No less than £10m)
Pedro (No less than £25m)
​__________
Loan out:
Okoye
Pollock
Hungbo
Kalu (Good player but long injury spells + no suitable role in Wilder squad)
​__________
Positions we'll need to buy for:
1x Goalkeeper
1x LWB (Not priority)
1x RWB (Not priority)
2x CB
1x CM
2x ST
​__________
Potential Players?
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2023.04.01 22:12 AustralianChrono Chronologica's Drag Race Season 3: Episode 1- The Summer Ball

Chronologica's Drag Race Season 3: Episode 1- The Summer Ball
Kaneq, hello?
Kaneq, in a red phoenix outfit, looks confused.
It’s getting hot in here, should we get out of here?
“But… the Volcano?” Kaneq asks.
Oh, I'll get the less important ones to fix it.
Ella Mayeaux, Drag Princesita, Slurpiana Cocktail and Queen Quincy, in full drag start to hose down the volcano.
“Fabulous.” Kaneq says.
Chronologica and Kaneq fly off into the air.
“Is it time?” Kaneq asks.
Oh, it’s time…
“Let’s split them up this time.” Kaneq grins. “I have an idea.”
Oh?
“Two balls.” Kaneq smirks.
Two is ALWAYS better than one.
Chronologica winks.
Let’s DO IT!
~
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The new werkroom, splattered with pictures of Chronologica, Kaneq and Mary-Lynn Monhoe is showcased with a sickening pink finish.
With the click clack of her cheap heels, La Marias struts out in her little mini dress in black with a wig straight out of a bag, and a smile on her face. “No me subestimen perras, para que no terminen llorando después.”
Marias pouts looks around, pouting. “Dumb bitches didn’t even hear me speak!”
La Marias: “English, now?” Marias rolls her eyes. “Holis, my name is La Marias, and I’m the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen.” Marias flutters her eyelashes. “I am 21 years old, and I am a drag performer from Chihuahua City, MEXICO.”
Marias drops a tiny purse on the table and smiles. “This is my domain, hmm?”
La Marias: “I am not one of those performers who is desperate to give gaudy glamour. Some people need to be the over the top, desperate drag to be beautiful- I do not. I’ve been charmed with natural beauty. I’m here to show myself- just gorgeous, really.” Marias smiles.
“Does this gig come with a cigarette or a cheese platter?” La Marias giggles.
Suddenly, in a gorgeous gingham dress that covers her entire body up to her neck, Southern Belle enters. “They call me Southern Belle.” Belle spins around, a layer of her outfit dropping to reveal a gingham mini dress showing off her body. “But I fuck like I’m from the best little damn whorehouse in Texas!”
Marias smirks.
Southern Belle: “Hello fucking hello!” Belle grins. “My name is Southern Belle, and I’m the sweetest little lady you’ve ever seen.” Belle winks. “I am a 27 year old drag performer from Nashville, Tennessee. I am a Southern Queen. I like big, fabulous drag- straight out of gone with the wind, but make it more grand- and just a little cheeky. Because I’ve got the ass for it, I mean- that’s one perk of having an obsession with cornbread and diabetes!” Belle chuckles. “I’m joking, I’m just PRE-DIABETIC.”
“Hello, gorgeous!” Belle smiles, hugging a slightly awkward La Marias.
La Marias: “Little Bo Peep became una prostituta?”
“My name is Southern Belle. And you are?”
“La Marias.” Marias grins.
“Oooh, THE Maria.” Belle smiles. “My dad usually calls me THE disappointment.”
Marias looks shocked for a moment.
“I kid! He doesn’t know I do drag.”
Marias smiles. “Mine just calls me a maric-”
Suddenly, arriving in a two piece look, with a black pink and yellow crop top, low riding black and yellow track pants and a long pink belt hanging loose, along with a black Beret with long hair, Cleo Mertoris arrives, as she begins to sing. “Cause I’m no ordinary girl..”
“Same!” Belle grins.
Marias nods.
Cleo Mertoris: “Oh, hi.” Cleo flicks back her hair. “I’m Cleo Mertoris, and I’m the Deep Blue beauty you love to look at.” Cleo grins. “I’m your Australian beauty, because God, the last Australian was anything but pretty.” Cleo laughs. “My drag is about my sexiness. I don’t need to wear much, because what I do have is gorgeous. I think of myself as a Siren- I’m here to lure you in with my beauty and voice… then I’ll kill you.”
“Hello, hello!” Belle grins, as Cleo looks around.
“I’m Belle- this is Marias.”
Marias waves.
Cleo Metoris: “I was suddenly taken aback. It’s clear the beauty wasn’t here- that girl looked straight out of the mall. The other one looked like mutton dressed as lamb. Where’s the beauty?”
“How long have you been doing drag?” Cleo looks at Marias, who raises an eyebrow.
“Long enough.” Marias responds.
“Cute.” Cleo laughs.
La Marias: “Oh, I know a girl like that. These girls… they love to judge.”
Cleo Metoris: “It’s drag race, girl. Step it up.”
La Marias: “I can handle them.”
Belle grins. “So, how the fuck are we doing?”
Cleo turns in surprise.
“I have a real potty mouth, sorry.” Belle grins.
“You know, it’s often those without class who speak vulgar.” Cleo laughs.
Belle makes a face for a moment, then it sinks in.
Louise Vuitton sashays into the room wearing a floor-length sequined gown, complete with a fur stole draped over her shoulders. As she struts towards the other queens, she snaps her fingers and quips, "I hope you brought your sunglasses, ladies, because this Queen is serving up some blinding beauty!"
“...Passable.” Cleo says.
Marias flips her hair, already annoyed by Cleo.
Louise Vuitton: “My name is Louise Vuitton, and darling, I’m here to show you a Fashion Queen your dreams.” Louise smiles. “What would I describe my brand as?”
Louise touches her gown with a smile, letting the others soak it in.
Louise Vuitton: “Supermodel.” Louise flicks back her hair and grins. “I’m a new era drag Queen. For me, looking good is at the forefront. Then, moving. Making myself the star is important, and I really am here with a fire in my stomach. I know I can elevate drag, here. So they aren’t ready.”
“So, where are you based?” Cleo asks.
“New York City. Big Apple.” Louise grins.
“Oh, she’s a damn city bitch.” Belle chuckles.
“Best damn city in the world.” Louise nods.
“I spy an accent, though…” Belle responds.
“We don’t talk about Alaska.” Louise quips.
“Oh, you’re a dead fish.” Cleo responds.
Louise looks at Cleo.
Louise Vuitton: “Not a fan of her.”
“Someone just loves to keep talking…” Marias mutters under her breath.
“I’m the rainbow fish.” Loiuse smiles.
The sound of an engine revs somewhere outside the werkroom, and there’s a mechanical chugging.
Cleo looks around, confused. “Does anyone hear that?”
Belle nods. “Damn, Is it getting louder?”
“Duh.” Marias says. “It’s definitely getting–”
Suddenly, riding an inflatable green John Deere tractor, Bessie Big Sky arrives in a red and black chequered jumper, plus a blue jean corset and huge blonde wig. She jumps off the moving tractor…and somersaults forward to strike a pose!
“Here’s Bessie!” she yells in her Mountain twang, grinning wildly. “Welcome to Big Sky Country!”
“Yee Haw!” Belle says.
“Americans.” Cleo rolls her eyes.
Bessie Big Sky: “As the dust settles from my epic entrance, I feel my heart racing with excitement. I'm here with these fabulous ladies, ready to take on whatever challenges come our way. Growing up in Big Sky Country, I always dreamed of being part of something bigger than myself. And now, here I am, living that dream. Sure, some people might think I'm a little over the top with my inflatable tractor and wild outfits, but that's just who I am. I'm Bessie Big Sky, and I'm not afraid to be bold, daring, and a little bit crazy. So buckle up, ladies, because this ride is going to be one for the books!”
“How we all doing this evening?” Bessie bows.
“...It’s morning.” Cleo responds.
“Oh no, this is our night.” Bessie chuckles, throwing her closet on the table as she exhales. “Woof.”
Bessie Big Sky: “I’m a proud mountain drag artist. We don’t get shown off much- but I believe we have the best drag in the world.”`
“So you’re a rural Queen, I'm guessing?” Belle smiles.
“Proudly so. I slayed a bear for the hide for my boots.” Bessie points down with a smirk.
“Did you really?” Louise gasps.
“...No.” Bessie chuckles, as everyone laughs.
Louise Vuitton: “Oh, I didn’t get that.”
Finally, Oda Nobuna struts into the werkroom, dressed up in full Drag Daimyo fantasy, looking like a fierce samurai goddess about to march into battle. As she walks into the werkroom she says "If the cuckoo won't sing..." She drops to the floor in a split as she takes a sword out and slashes it. "Kill it."
“Werk.” Marias claps.
Oda Nobuna: “Hello, world.” Nobuna bows, smiling. “My name is Oda Nobuna, and I am proud to be here. For those who do not know my namesake, I am inspired by the famous warlord from my country who represents both the progressive and audacious traits that I admire. I am a proud performer, visual artist and actor- and I am here to slay these others in an effort to take on this competition. At any cost.” She smiles.
“This?” Bessie grins. “I love a warrior.”
“I’m a lover, not a fighter.” Belle smiles.
You’ve got drag mail!
“Wait, what the fuck?” Belle says.
“This- this isn’t right…” Louise looks concerned.
Bring your sunscreen. Bring your towel. Let’s get wet.
“There’s only 6 of us…” Cleo responds.
La Marias: “Thanks, Captain Obvious.”
It’s Drag Time, BITCHES!
Chronologica smiles as the racers still look confused at her.
Hi racers. I’m so happy to be here, with you. You 6 will be competing for the title of America’s next drag superstar. The winner of this Season will win a fierce crown and sceptre from Moxie Maniac Jewels, the title of next Drag Superstar and $50,000!
This season, I’ve decided to split our cast up with a double premiere in order to really get to know each of you all.
“Fabulous.” Nobuna grins.
We are getting STRAIGHT into the action. For our first maxi challenge… it’s time for a BALL!
Everyone gasps.
Racers, you will be serving us three fabulous looks in The Summer Ball! First, Beach Babe. Then, Summer Night Elegance. Finally…
The pit crew run out with thousands of pool toys.
Making your own looks, Pool Toy Eleganza Extravaganza!
Louise Vuitton: “Fashion is a passion. I’m ready to look fabulous.”
This is a challenge to show up and stand out. There is even MORE of a spotlight on you, with a smaller cast. And someone WILL go home. So… good luck… and don’t FUCK IT UP!
~
The racers start chatting as they prepare for the maxi challenge.
La Marias: “For our maxi challenge, we are doing a ball. I love balls.”

La Marias: “Oh…. meh.”
“How are all you pretty pals going with this challenge?” Belle grins.
“Looks are important.” Louise says. “For me, that’s a highlight of drag.”
“I feel the same.” Nobuna grins. “Tell me, what is your inspiration?”
“Glamour.” Louise responds. “I always wanted to be the most beautiful girl.”
“Sorry you aren’t that.” Cleo laughs. “Cause I’m here!”
Nobody laughs.
“Joking!” Cleo chuckles.
“Not a funny joke, but werk.” Marias whispers.
“I just- for me, to show my beautiful capability- drag is my best form, I do fashion, I deliver looks… I’m classic.” Louise nods. “And I like to wear gowns- big grand drag, me and my sister often put together.”
“Sister?” Nobuna asks.
“Twin.” Louise responds.
“Oh, lovely.” Nobuna nods.
Oda Nobuna: “Louise is clearly a threat in a fashion challenge. But her drag is classic. I believe myself to elevate it.”
“I think honing in on those classic instincts is a smart idea.” Nobuna grins.
Louise nods.
Oda Nobuna: “A standout piece can outdo the basic.”
“For me, looks are fun- but mine are darn dedicated to a specific brand.” Bessie grins. “I’m a Westerner. I show that in my drag.”
“Us rural ladies can really stand out on our own.” Belle smiles.
“I’m damn excited for my take on summer.” Bessie nods.
The others look over at Cleo and Marias, with Marias being quite silent.
“What about you, Marias?” Belle asks.
“Drag is drag.” Marias responds. “I don’t really make my own…”
La Marias: “Truly, I tend to buy at the mall.”
“Making your own drag is an important skill I believe.” Bessie turns to Belle, who nods.
“Yeah, even if I don’t always think mine looks great- it’s mine…” Belle says.
“It’s fine, i’ll make it work.” Maria shrugs, before looking down.
La Marias: “I am not like these other divas. I’m not here with the big, dramatic drag. But I turn and see Cleo and...”
“I’m just draping this around my body. Not even sewing.” Cleo laughs.
La Marias: “She’s not even trying. And you know what I have to say to that?”
“I mean, I know I’ll look good in it.” Cleo chuckles.
La Marias: “Stop relying on that body…”
~
The racers continue working on their tasks as Chronologica enters the werkroom.
Hello, Southern Belle!
“Belle if you’re nasty, and I’m filthy.” Belle winks.
Well, well, well Belle… how do you feel about our ball?
“I feel… good.” Belle nods.
Good?
“I like a sexy look. I think of myself as pretty damn pretty…”
These looks are solid. Have you brought them? Or-
“I make all my drag.” Belle says.
You should’ve lead with that!
“Well-” Belle looks shyly.
Clearly- you have the talent. So please, show up, with this level of quality- and I expect to see it confident and ready.
“Yes, Missy.” Belle grins.
How do you think your competitors are fairing?
“The girls all look lovely. Some a little more refined then others…” Belle grins.
I see.
Belle giggles.

Hi, Marias.
“Chronologica.” Marias responds.
What is your drag?
“It’s just-” Marias smiles, her face lighting up. “A fabulous time with a gorgeous girl.”
Chronologica chuckles.
I like that. How are you going to present that in this ball?
“For me, it’s just- showing up, and giving that fun flair.” Marias smiles. “To be the Queen at the centre… these are what I want to deliver with these looks.”
Chronologica looks down.
I see some simple concepts. So I want you to glitter, Marias… because these girls are here to bite.
“I have bite, too.” Marias responds.
How do you think your competitors are fairing?
“...I think Cleo is just pretty.” Marias says. “I think Nobuna brings something different, I wonder how it’ll translate. To me, Bessie and Belle seem similar… Louise is… classic, drag.” Marias says, with a hint of shade.
You’re an observer.
“I have thoughts.” Marias smiles.

Bessie Big Sky!
“Ms Chronologica.” Bessie bows.
Chronologica grins.
We are doing the summer ball. What’s summer for you?
“Big open skies, smile on my face. My lovers by my side, the fresh air, smiles and love. The salt of the earth on my feet and … joy.” Bessie grins.
That’s beautiful. How do you think your competitors are faring?
“Oh…” Bessie grins. “I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling.”
All I’m asking is for you to talk how others are faring.
“They’re all lovely.” Bessie nods.
Totally. Who do you think will bottom?
“I- genuinely have no idea.” Bessie says.
Well I look forward to seeing you push this drag, showing yourself. And don’t forget to show us how you stand out.
“I will.” Bessie grins.
~
The racers chat as they get ready for the main stage.
“It is like, mighty damn crazy thinking there’s a whole other half of us yet to enter…” Bessie says.
“Right?” Louise nods. “I wonder…” Louise purses her lips.
“I’m just excited to get to know you all sexy little things.” Belle grins. “Tell me. Why did ya’ll apply?”
“For me- it was clear. I think I’ve proven my drag is amazing, at the level I expect a superstar to be and I love it. So, the world deserves me.” Louise purses her lips.
La Marias: “Oooh… Cocky.” Marias says.
“I love TV; I think I am fierce, and yeah- the same, really- look, I’m an Indigenous Australian woman in a world we don’t get to shine often. So I’m going to make my presence known.” Cleo responds.
“I like that.” Bessie says.
La Marias: “Similar to Louise. Cocky. But the TV mention makes me think. I’m not here because this is a show. I’m here because this is a competition I can compete in.”
“For me, my drag is to show the world I can do it.” Marias responds, before the others continue to speak.
“Bozeman has power. I love where I live. I feel like- people think of the big city, those Queer meccas- but not all of us live there. Not all of us… want to. I love where I am.” Bessie says. “And I want to show it.”
La Marias: “Sweet. Perhaps too dedicated to that specific genre of drag…”
“I wanted to move to those big cities.” Belle responds. “But I couldn’t afford it. I still can’t- which is why I make my own drag. Moved to Nashville, as that was in my budget.” Belle laughs. “I can’t afford much.”
La Marias: “She’s self conscious.”
“I only moved to NYC because like…” Louise shrugs. “Inheritance.”
“Well, lucky you.” Cleo chuckles.
Louise looks annoyed, as she continues to paint.
“My partner is a drag artist.” Oda Nobuna says. “She is everything. Talented, powerful- gorgeous and dazzling. She MAKES it.” Nobuna grins. “For me.”
The others grin.
“She auditioned for season 1. Didn’t get in. We both did in season 2. She took it hard when she didn’t get in. And then… just before season 3 auditioned, she was in an accident.”
Everyone looks over at Nobuna, who looks sadly for a moment.
“I’m so sorry…” Belle puts her hand on Nobuna’s shoulder.
“I chose to audition this time for her. I love drag. And I know she’d be here if she didn’t. I’m doing this for her… but also, for me too. Because I know I can. She knew I could.” Nobuna grins, as the others all look at her with pride.
La Marias: “Nobuna… that one is powerful.”
“...What’s happened to her now, if I can ask?” Louise says.
“She’s still in a coma.” Nobuna nods, looking down sadly.
The others frown.
“But… perhaps she can watch this- this first episode, and be proud of her love.” Nobuna nods.
“That’s sweet.” Bessie grins.
Oda Nobuna: “All I said was truth. But these girls may see may as the wounded little bird. And by design, I’m happy with that. Because that gives me the opportunity to strike. I KNOW I can win this challenge.”
Nobuna smirks.
Oda Nobuna: “And the battle begins.”
~
Stats
Voting
Spreadsheet
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2023.04.01 22:11 AustralianChrono Chronologica's Drag Race Season 3: Episode 1- The Summer Ball

Chronologica's Drag Race Season 3: Episode 1- The Summer Ball
Kaneq, hello?
Kaneq, in a red phoenix outfit, looks confused.
It’s getting hot in here, should we get out of here?
“But… the Volcano?” Kaneq asks.
Oh, I'll get the less important ones to fix it.
Ella Mayeaux, Drag Princesita, Slurpiana Cocktail and Queen Quincy, in full drag start to hose down the volcano.
“Fabulous.” Kaneq says.
Chronologica and Kaneq fly off into the air.
“Is it time?” Kaneq asks.
Oh, it’s time…
“Let’s split them up this time.” Kaneq grins. “I have an idea.”
Oh?
“Two balls.” Kaneq smirks.
Two is ALWAYS better than one.
Chronologica winks.
Let’s DO IT!
~
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The new werkroom, splattered with pictures of Chronologica, Kaneq and Mary-Lynn Monhoe is showcased with a sickening pink finish.
With the click clack of her cheap heels, La Marias struts out in her little mini dress in black with a wig straight out of a bag, and a smile on her face. “No me subestimen perras, para que no terminen llorando después.”
Marias pouts looks around, pouting. “Dumb bitches didn’t even hear me speak!”
La Marias: “English, now?” Marias rolls her eyes. “Holis, my name is La Marias, and I’m the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen.” Marias flutters her eyelashes. “I am 21 years old, and I am a drag performer from Chihuahua City, MEXICO.”
Marias drops a tiny purse on the table and smiles. “This is my domain, hmm?”
La Marias: “I am not one of those performers who is desperate to give gaudy glamour. Some people need to be the over the top, desperate drag to be beautiful- I do not. I’ve been charmed with natural beauty. I’m here to show myself- just gorgeous, really.” Marias smiles.
“Does this gig come with a cigarette or a cheese platter?” La Marias giggles.
Suddenly, in a gorgeous gingham dress that covers her entire body up to her neck, Southern Belle enters. “They call me Southern Belle.” Belle spins around, a layer of her outfit dropping to reveal a gingham mini dress showing off her body. “But I fuck like I’m from the best little damn whorehouse in Texas!”
Marias smirks.
Southern Belle: “Hello fucking hello!” Belle grins. “My name is Southern Belle, and I’m the sweetest little lady you’ve ever seen.” Belle winks. “I am a 27 year old drag performer from Nashville, Tennessee. I am a Southern Queen. I like big, fabulous drag- straight out of gone with the wind, but make it more grand- and just a little cheeky. Because I’ve got the ass for it, I mean- that’s one perk of having an obsession with cornbread and diabetes!” Belle chuckles. “I’m joking, I’m just PRE-DIABETIC.”
“Hello, gorgeous!” Belle smiles, hugging a slightly awkward La Marias.
La Marias: “Little Bo Peep became una prostituta?”
“My name is Southern Belle. And you are?”
“La Marias.” Marias grins.
“Oooh, THE Maria.” Belle smiles. “My dad usually calls me THE disappointment.”
Marias looks shocked for a moment.
“I kid! He doesn’t know I do drag.”
Marias smiles. “Mine just calls me a maric-”
Suddenly, arriving in a two piece look, with a black pink and yellow crop top, low riding black and yellow track pants and a long pink belt hanging loose, along with a black Beret with long hair, Cleo Mertoris arrives, as she begins to sing. “Cause I’m no ordinary girl..”
“Same!” Belle grins.
Marias nods.
Cleo Mertoris: “Oh, hi.” Cleo flicks back her hair. “I’m Cleo Mertoris, and I’m the Deep Blue beauty you love to look at.” Cleo grins. “I’m your Australian beauty, because God, the last Australian was anything but pretty.” Cleo laughs. “My drag is about my sexiness. I don’t need to wear much, because what I do have is gorgeous. I think of myself as a Siren- I’m here to lure you in with my beauty and voice… then I’ll kill you.”
“Hello, hello!” Belle grins, as Cleo looks around.
“I’m Belle- this is Marias.”
Marias waves.
Cleo Metoris: “I was suddenly taken aback. It’s clear the beauty wasn’t here- that girl looked straight out of the mall. The other one looked like mutton dressed as lamb. Where’s the beauty?”
“How long have you been doing drag?” Cleo looks at Marias, who raises an eyebrow.
“Long enough.” Marias responds.
“Cute.” Cleo laughs.
La Marias: “Oh, I know a girl like that. These girls… they love to judge.”
Cleo Metoris: “It’s drag race, girl. Step it up.”
La Marias: “I can handle them.”
Belle grins. “So, how the fuck are we doing?”
Cleo turns in surprise.
“I have a real potty mouth, sorry.” Belle grins.
“You know, it’s often those without class who speak vulgar.” Cleo laughs.
Belle makes a face for a moment, then it sinks in.
Louise Vuitton sashays into the room wearing a floor-length sequined gown, complete with a fur stole draped over her shoulders. As she struts towards the other queens, she snaps her fingers and quips, "I hope you brought your sunglasses, ladies, because this Queen is serving up some blinding beauty!"
“...Passable.” Cleo says.
Marias flips her hair, already annoyed by Cleo.
Louise Vuitton: “My name is Louise Vuitton, and darling, I’m here to show you a Fashion Queen your dreams.” Louise smiles. “What would I describe my brand as?”
Louise touches her gown with a smile, letting the others soak it in.
Louise Vuitton: “Supermodel.” Louise flicks back her hair and grins. “I’m a new era drag Queen. For me, looking good is at the forefront. Then, moving. Making myself the star is important, and I really am here with a fire in my stomach. I know I can elevate drag, here. So they aren’t ready.”
“So, where are you based?” Cleo asks.
“New York City. Big Apple.” Louise grins.
“Oh, she’s a damn city bitch.” Belle chuckles.
“Best damn city in the world.” Louise nods.
“I spy an accent, though…” Belle responds.
“We don’t talk about Alaska.” Louise quips.
“Oh, you’re a dead fish.” Cleo responds.
Louise looks at Cleo.
Louise Vuitton: “Not a fan of her.”
“Someone just loves to keep talking…” Marias mutters under her breath.
“I’m the rainbow fish.” Loiuse smiles.
The sound of an engine revs somewhere outside the werkroom, and there’s a mechanical chugging.
Cleo looks around, confused. “Does anyone hear that?”
Belle nods. “Damn, Is it getting louder?”
“Duh.” Marias says. “It’s definitely getting–”
Suddenly, riding an inflatable green John Deere tractor, Bessie Big Sky arrives in a red and black chequered jumper, plus a blue jean corset and huge blonde wig. She jumps off the moving tractor…and somersaults forward to strike a pose!
“Here’s Bessie!” she yells in her Mountain twang, grinning wildly. “Welcome to Big Sky Country!”
“Yee Haw!” Belle says.
“Americans.” Cleo rolls her eyes.
Bessie Big Sky: “As the dust settles from my epic entrance, I feel my heart racing with excitement. I'm here with these fabulous ladies, ready to take on whatever challenges come our way. Growing up in Big Sky Country, I always dreamed of being part of something bigger than myself. And now, here I am, living that dream. Sure, some people might think I'm a little over the top with my inflatable tractor and wild outfits, but that's just who I am. I'm Bessie Big Sky, and I'm not afraid to be bold, daring, and a little bit crazy. So buckle up, ladies, because this ride is going to be one for the books!”
“How we all doing this evening?” Bessie bows.
“...It’s morning.” Cleo responds.
“Oh no, this is our night.” Bessie chuckles, throwing her closet on the table as she exhales. “Woof.”
Bessie Big Sky: “I’m a proud mountain drag artist. We don’t get shown off much- but I believe we have the best drag in the world.”`
“So you’re a rural Queen, I'm guessing?” Belle smiles.
“Proudly so. I slayed a bear for the hide for my boots.” Bessie points down with a smirk.
“Did you really?” Louise gasps.
“...No.” Bessie chuckles, as everyone laughs.
Louise Vuitton: “Oh, I didn’t get that.”
Finally, Oda Nobuna struts into the werkroom, dressed up in full Drag Daimyo fantasy, looking like a fierce samurai goddess about to march into battle. As she walks into the werkroom she says "If the cuckoo won't sing..." She drops to the floor in a split as she takes a sword out and slashes it. "Kill it."
“Werk.” Marias claps.
Oda Nobuna: “Hello, world.” Nobuna bows, smiling. “My name is Oda Nobuna, and I am proud to be here. For those who do not know my namesake, I am inspired by the famous warlord from my country who represents both the progressive and audacious traits that I admire. I am a proud performer, visual artist and actor- and I am here to slay these others in an effort to take on this competition. At any cost.” She smiles.
“This?” Bessie grins. “I love a warrior.”
“I’m a lover, not a fighter.” Belle smiles.
You’ve got drag mail!
“Wait, what the fuck?” Belle says.
“This- this isn’t right…” Louise looks concerned.
Bring your sunscreen. Bring your towel. Let’s get wet.
“There’s only 6 of us…” Cleo responds.
La Marias: “Thanks, Captain Obvious.”
It’s Drag Time, BITCHES!
Chronologica smiles as the racers still look confused at her.
Hi racers. I’m so happy to be here, with you. You 6 will be competing for the title of America’s next drag superstar. The winner of this Season will win a fierce crown and sceptre from Moxie Maniac Jewels, the title of next Drag Superstar and $50,000!
This season, I’ve decided to split our cast up with a double premiere in order to really get to know each of you all.
“Fabulous.” Nobuna grins.
We are getting STRAIGHT into the action. For our first maxi challenge… it’s time for a BALL!
Everyone gasps.
Racers, you will be serving us three fabulous looks in The Summer Ball! First, Beach Babe. Then, Summer Night Elegance. Finally…
The pit crew run out with thousands of pool toys.
Making your own looks, Pool Toy Eleganza Extravaganza!
Louise Vuitton: “Fashion is a passion. I’m ready to look fabulous.”
This is a challenge to show up and stand out. There is even MORE of a spotlight on you, with a smaller cast. And someone WILL go home. So… good luck… and don’t FUCK IT UP!
~
The racers start chatting as they prepare for the maxi challenge.
La Marias: “For our maxi challenge, we are doing a ball. I love balls.”

La Marias: “Oh…. meh.”
“How are all you pretty pals going with this challenge?” Belle grins.
“Looks are important.” Louise says. “For me, that’s a highlight of drag.”
“I feel the same.” Nobuna grins. “Tell me, what is your inspiration?”
“Glamour.” Louise responds. “I always wanted to be the most beautiful girl.”
“Sorry you aren’t that.” Cleo laughs. “Cause I’m here!”
Nobody laughs.
“Joking!” Cleo chuckles.
“Not a funny joke, but werk.” Marias whispers.
“I just- for me, to show my beautiful capability- drag is my best form, I do fashion, I deliver looks… I’m classic.” Louise nods. “And I like to wear gowns- big grand drag, me and my sister often put together.”
“Sister?” Nobuna asks.
“Twin.” Louise responds.
“Oh, lovely.” Nobuna nods.
Oda Nobuna: “Louise is clearly a threat in a fashion challenge. But her drag is classic. I believe myself to elevate it.”
“I think honing in on those classic instincts is a smart idea.” Nobuna grins.
Louise nods.
Oda Nobuna: “A standout piece can outdo the basic.”
“For me, looks are fun- but mine are darn dedicated to a specific brand.” Bessie grins. “I’m a Westerner. I show that in my drag.”
“Us rural ladies can really stand out on our own.” Belle smiles.
“I’m damn excited for my take on summer.” Bessie nods.
The others look over at Cleo and Marias, with Marias being quite silent.
“What about you, Marias?” Belle asks.
“Drag is drag.” Marias responds. “I don’t really make my own…”
La Marias: “Truly, I tend to buy at the mall.”
“Making your own drag is an important skill I believe.” Bessie turns to Belle, who nods.
“Yeah, even if I don’t always think mine looks great- it’s mine…” Belle says.
“It’s fine, i’ll make it work.” Maria shrugs, before looking down.
La Marias: “I am not like these other divas. I’m not here with the big, dramatic drag. But I turn and see Cleo and...”
“I’m just draping this around my body. Not even sewing.” Cleo laughs.
La Marias: “She’s not even trying. And you know what I have to say to that?”
“I mean, I know I’ll look good in it.” Cleo chuckles.
La Marias: “Stop relying on that body…”
~
The racers continue working on their tasks as Chronologica enters the werkroom.
Hello, Southern Belle!
“Belle if you’re nasty, and I’m filthy.” Belle winks.
Well, well, well Belle… how do you feel about our ball?
“I feel… good.” Belle nods.
Good?
“I like a sexy look. I think of myself as pretty damn pretty…”
These looks are solid. Have you brought them? Or-
“I make all my drag.” Belle says.
You should’ve lead with that!
“Well-” Belle looks shyly.
Clearly- you have the talent. So please, show up, with this level of quality- and I expect to see it confident and ready.
“Yes, Missy.” Belle grins.
How do you think your competitors are fairing?
“The girls all look lovely. Some a little more refined then others…” Belle grins.
I see.
Belle giggles.

Hi, Marias.
“Chronologica.” Marias responds.
What is your drag?
“It’s just-” Marias smiles, her face lighting up. “A fabulous time with a gorgeous girl.”
Chronologica chuckles.
I like that. How are you going to present that in this ball?
“For me, it’s just- showing up, and giving that fun flair.” Marias smiles. “To be the Queen at the centre… these are what I want to deliver with these looks.”
Chronologica looks down.
I see some simple concepts. So I want you to glitter, Marias… because these girls are here to bite.
“I have bite, too.” Marias responds.
How do you think your competitors are fairing?
“...I think Cleo is just pretty.” Marias says. “I think Nobuna brings something different, I wonder how it’ll translate. To me, Bessie and Belle seem similar… Louise is… classic, drag.” Marias says, with a hint of shade.
You’re an observer.
“I have thoughts.” Marias smiles.

Bessie Big Sky!
“Ms Chronologica.” Bessie bows.
Chronologica grins.
We are doing the summer ball. What’s summer for you?
“Big open skies, smile on my face. My lovers by my side, the fresh air, smiles and love. The salt of the earth on my feet and … joy.” Bessie grins.
That’s beautiful. How do you think your competitors are faring?
“Oh…” Bessie grins. “I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling.”
All I’m asking is for you to talk how others are faring.
“They’re all lovely.” Bessie nods.
Totally. Who do you think will bottom?
“I- genuinely have no idea.” Bessie says.
Well I look forward to seeing you push this drag, showing yourself. And don’t forget to show us how you stand out.
“I will.” Bessie grins.
~
The racers chat as they get ready for the main stage.
“It is like, mighty damn crazy thinking there’s a whole other half of us yet to enter…” Bessie says.
“Right?” Louise nods. “I wonder…” Louise purses her lips.
“I’m just excited to get to know you all sexy little things.” Belle grins. “Tell me. Why did ya’ll apply?”
“For me- it was clear. I think I’ve proven my drag is amazing, at the level I expect a superstar to be and I love it. So, the world deserves me.” Louise purses her lips.
La Marias: “Oooh… Cocky.” Marias says.
“I love TV; I think I am fierce, and yeah- the same, really- look, I’m an Indigenous Australian woman in a world we don’t get to shine often. So I’m going to make my presence known.” Cleo responds.
“I like that.” Bessie says.
La Marias: “Similar to Louise. Cocky. But the TV mention makes me think. I’m not here because this is a show. I’m here because this is a competition I can compete in.”
“For me, my drag is to show the world I can do it.” Marias responds, before the others continue to speak.
“Bozeman has power. I love where I live. I feel like- people think of the big city, those Queer meccas- but not all of us live there. Not all of us… want to. I love where I am.” Bessie says. “And I want to show it.”
La Marias: “Sweet. Perhaps too dedicated to that specific genre of drag…”
“I wanted to move to those big cities.” Belle responds. “But I couldn’t afford it. I still can’t- which is why I make my own drag. Moved to Nashville, as that was in my budget.” Belle laughs. “I can’t afford much.”
La Marias: “She’s self conscious.”
“I only moved to NYC because like…” Louise shrugs. “Inheritance.”
“Well, lucky you.” Cleo chuckles.
Louise looks annoyed, as she continues to paint.
“My partner is a drag artist.” Oda Nobuna says. “She is everything. Talented, powerful- gorgeous and dazzling. She MAKES it.” Nobuna grins. “For me.”
The others grin.
“She auditioned for season 1. Didn’t get in. We both did in season 2. She took it hard when she didn’t get in. And then… just before season 3 auditioned, she was in an accident.”
Everyone looks over at Nobuna, who looks sadly for a moment.
“I’m so sorry…” Belle puts her hand on Nobuna’s shoulder.
“I chose to audition this time for her. I love drag. And I know she’d be here if she didn’t. I’m doing this for her… but also, for me too. Because I know I can. She knew I could.” Nobuna grins, as the others all look at her with pride.
La Marias: “Nobuna… that one is powerful.”
“...What’s happened to her now, if I can ask?” Louise says.
“She’s still in a coma.” Nobuna nods, looking down sadly.
The others frown.
“But… perhaps she can watch this- this first episode, and be proud of her love.” Nobuna nods.
“That’s sweet.” Bessie grins.
Oda Nobuna: “All I said was truth. But these girls may see may as the wounded little bird. And by design, I’m happy with that. Because that gives me the opportunity to strike. I KNOW I can win this challenge.”
Nobuna smirks.
Oda Nobuna: “And the battle begins.”
~
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2023.04.01 22:07 semperfidelisnn0938 A Little Qanon Related Humor at My People's Expense

I hope the moderators can see the value in a little humor, mostly at the expense of my Essex County, New Jersey upbringing in the Jewish faith. If you are a Catholic, consider what follows and perhaps, given the season, write "The Twelve Stations of the Indictment" or some such.
If you are the redditor who reported your concern for me the other day when I, expressing my extreme loneliness at having returned from prison to find in the world in such a state and my family succumbing to Q, please know I talked to someone at the VA and you may have saved my life that night. Thank you, kind friend.
This is a little long, but it's fun, especially if you grew up where I did.
Tell your Q you called 1.866.JUDAISM, in order to join the persecution of their savior along with us, and got the following:
Thank you for contacting Judaism. Due to an unusually high interest in our faith, due in part to the upcoming crucifixion of the Messiah of the Q's, our second in two millennia, no one is available to answer your call right now, but we want to thank you for your interest in Judaism, the monotheist's favorite faith and the only one with a people Chosen by G-d. Your questions, comments, and concerns are important to us, please continue to hold. Your call is number (THREE) in queue to be answered.
Please listen closely to the following options as our menu has changed.
For a dial by terrible, whiny, phlegmy sounding name directory, press one.
To report someone acting like a schlemiel, press two.
If you've accidentally taken a drink from a well you or a friend has poisoned, press three.
For the latest recipes for matzoh using the blood of Christian children, press four.
If you really think either you, Madonna, or most people who claim such things have any clue about Kabbalah, press five...and then go to Christian Hell.
If you wish to change tribes, or upgrade to Orthodox Platinum, which comes with a free subscription to our online magazine, "Hypochondriac? Shympochondriac! I'm Telling You, I'm Sick. Look, Right Here. Feel This Inflammation. You Tell Me. Is a Healthy Gland Supposed to Feel Like That? Hypochondriac...And Where Did You Get Your Degree, a Grass Hut in Nairobi Mister Big Shot Doctor?" press six.
If you've received a message telling you to invest in nasal spray manufacturers or if you can't tell when your girlfriend reaches completion, and you believe it was an error or would like to order a nailfile for her to drop, press seven.
If you, like I, took your girlfriend's toches last night and would like her to stop complaining about it because it was, after all, your birthday, please press eight to order some little shiksa because good Jewish girls really shouldn't be doing that sort of thing, for shame, Aaron, for shame...you disappoint me, I'm not angry. Okay? Not angry. Calm down. Breathe. Good. Okay? Look, you're so creative and you bring so much good into the world and I just know, because a mother knows these things, call it a sense, that you are going to do great things one day. Right now? After hearing this? I'm just disappointed. You should know better by now, bubee. Really. You should know better. That's the sort of things those Catholic girls do. Okay? Not your girlfriend. Nicole is from Livingston and her family is very active in Beth Am. You know what they call that town? Livingstein. Girls from a place like that with a family so active in the faith and the community don't do...well that. You know who would do that sort of thing? Meadow Soprano or that little friend of hers, Hunter. Meadow Soprano? She was on The Sopranos. The television show. No, it wasn't about a choir, Mister Weisenheimer. It was a show about mobsters. Like Mister Pinto and those boys of his, who are they fooling? Waste management. Yes, Aaron. He's a mobster. Everybody knows that. Everyone in that business is, oh but don't say anything to them because your sister does ballet with one of their cousins. Anyway, put down your phone for a second, wipe the dust off of that television, you know the thing your father and I still watch and the thing we paid thousands of dollars for so it could collect dust on the wall of your room like some Rembrandt at MOMA and watch it instead of looking for hours on end at little girls undressing and dancing on Tik Tak. Tik Tak. That app you're always looking at. Tik Tok? Are you sure? I've been calling it Tik Tak. No, I watched something about this and like five senators called it Tik Tak. Well, good. They should ban it. But we're off topic. Meadow Soprano was a girl played by Jamie Lynn Ziegler. No. Z-I-E...doesn't that thing have autocorrect? Use it. Okay. Anyway, Jamie was a beautiful girl with a beautiful voice, she actually ended up on Broadway. I saw her once. Divine. No, I didn't take the PATH in. Because it smells, bubee. Like pee. We took a car service, why does it matter how we got there? Ugh. Not angry. Not angry. You just frustrate me sometimes with these questions. Anyway, saw her live. Orchestra seats. So much talent. Anyway, Meadow Soprano, or better yet, that little friend of hers, you could just tell by looking at them, that is the kind of girl you do something like that with. Okay? Not Nicole. Not anyone from JCC, not those girls you meet at camp, have fun, that's why we send you, but I don't need details, I'm your mother, I'm here if you want to talk about it or if you have any questions but, please, for my sake, ask your father or one of his brothers, but not Uncle Andy he couldn't handle that sort of thing right now, don't ask, or even Rabbi Krauss, he's not a priest after all, and, finally, bubee, none of the girls from synagogue. Nicole? She's one of us and we don't do that sort of thing. Ask your father. I know what he does with that so-called secretary of his and it's fine. Okay? He thinks I don't know but I know what with those outfits she's always wearing and all that makeup. She might as well hang a big, neon sign around her neck that says "Open for Business. Parking in Rear." That's right I know all about these things. But that's not why we're talking, now is it? Again. Not angry. Just disappointed. Now, come on, I went to Harold's. No, not that one, the good one in Teaneck. You should see the counters at that other one. Haven't been cleaned since Moses ate manna and quail there, right? Now let me make you something. You'll feel better after you eat, I promise.
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