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Background: I recently rewatched the show for the first time, and I have some lingering questions. I recognize that there are 3 'missing' seasons, and that I just may have missed some important details or connections. Please be kind!
This is my second question. Did the boys not find the video of Homer that OA watches?
OA is so eager to get internet access in the first couple episodes, and with access she is able to find a video about Homer's NDE story. I vaguely recall her being extremely relieved to find it, touching the screen and crying, perhaps because some part of her was worried that her whole experience had been some sort of delusion.
But later on, the boys are shown multiple times doing research, trying to verify the details of OA's story. If I'm remembering right, they do find information about the bus crash in Russia, and also find the video of OA playing her violin in the subway. So, did they not come across the video of Homer that she found?
It seems to me that by searching for the pretty uncommon name 'Homer' paired with some other search terms like 'high school football accident NDE", they'd be able to find that video. I mean, OA found it pretty easily it seemed. So what am I missing?
Thanks in advance!

– Short note for old readers: I originally wrote without the intent of expanding this universe, but as I saw your responses and edited my story, I realized how ridiculous it would be not to continue a story with such potential. Secondly, if you see something that does not make sense, let me know because I will try and fix it. Anyway, enjoy the reading, I plan on adding more, and no, the gravity was not 9.8 G’s – whoops.
Chapter One
Following first contact, many questions were raised, and plenty of concerns came to rise. Why are there humans on an undocumented planet in a completely different sector of space? What are they doing there, and what is our relation? How will this affect us? For starters, Ceyor is what they call their homeworld, translated to mean dirt, or soil. The planet has nine continents, each having many different biomes and cultures, and also is covered in 59% water with an axis tilt of 18.3°. The planet had no major seasons because of this tilt, typically maintaining a comfortable temperature year round and allowing spontaneous development and agricultural output. This only sparked more questions, because a climate as merciful as theirs should mean they had a head start. Unless, they never began there in the first place.
Regarding other concerns, the Republic of Saint Eden, a large continental superpower on their planet, had their lead researcher, Ryuemnumo – better known as Numo – selected to help us perform biological studies regarding the differences between Earth humans and Ceyor humans. Having been administered the vaccine and showing no negative side effects from it, it was determined that the vaccine was safe to use with both human populations. However, the fact that both our populations were humans in the first place was held with hushed lips, and it was only known among head researchers, officials, and military leaders. Before starting a panic, we had to have something to calm the riots, and so, we began our testing to determine if we truly were the same species.
Comparing the blood cell’s nuclei in Earth humans, which we began referring to as Terrans, and those from Ceyor as the Fanayugi, it was seen that although extremely similar, we were different in some ways. For example, our sweat glands secreted different compositions of salt and fat, and Terrans were more susceptible to cardiovascular diseases than the Fanayugi. That being said, we had slightly longer traditional lifespans than them, but supplementaries and technological advancements had rendered aging negligible to the vast majority of human populations. Some populations still experienced the inconveniences of mortality and were very similar to the Fanayugi in terms of technological advancement and status, but this was not of the same context, as they chose this lifestyle for themselves in isolation. Upon realizing that there were small differences between our species in things such as skin and blood, we requested to scan the brain of one of their researchers for any abnormalities to ours. We found none, but it was worth a shot either way.
The most difficult part of interacting with another human civilization is understanding their cultural background and the context in which they speak. Unfortunately, we did not have hundreds of years to play catch up with the Fanayugi and their traditions, because it would not take a lot to let the cat out the bag. After all, the best kept secrets are the those in which all that know are dead, or only one person remains to know the story, and we have hundreds of researchers, military leaders, and governing factions who know about our secret already. The best way to reduce the damage from such a discovery to the public would be to never interact with each other ever again, but that was not an option either. Too much was unknown, too much had to be known, and I was too damn curious to let this go, as were my coworkers. It was because of these reasons that on August 14th, 2561 of the Second Decamillenium, we announced the discovery of the Fanayugi – and their conditions – to the public domain.
Immediately after the announcement of the Fanayugi, many religions came forth to assert that their god was real. Christians claimed that this was proof of God the Father, as we are made in his image. Buddhists claimed that they were reincarnated beings from our planets, serving out their lives on Ceyor for good karma. Sufi’s, missionaries, and monks all asked to be given the opportunity to spread their scripture to the Fanayugi natives upon their homeworld. Considering the Fanayugi had religions of their own, it held to no real influence over them, but the prospect was interesting in itself. Many of their religions resembled those that originated on Earth, such as the Abrahamic religions, or Buddhism and Daoism. Only one stood out like a sore thumb: Secneretism. Secneretists believed space in itself was god, not the celestial bodies or some divine being, but truly the emptiness between them. This was atypical because of how much their beliefs varied from ours and even other Fanayugi religions. Furthermore, their holy texts were very vague in most parts, as opposed to the specific events in other texts. But only in most parts.
While many scriptures of the Fanayugi ancients texts tend to relay close details as to what is assumed to have happened, Secneretism’s holy book – the Cslykgalo – is akin more so to the structure of a philosophy. This prompted many of our scholars to study their scripture, and to our shock, we found mentions of a planetoid we had documented before. One verse within describes a planet in our databases to such perfection – even mentioning specific landmarks and potential coordinates – to the point that this was no coincidence. Someone had been on this planet – someone had been on the Scum of Red, Escoria de Roja. And whoever that was, came to Ceyor. It was not us, we knew that much, because we had never explored into the sector the Fanayugi inhabit, and no Terran would dare visit the Scum. The rumor spread like wildfire among researchers regarding the search for alien life, until finally, I requested a formal investigation on the subject funded by the Scientific Affairs High Court. A month went by before we gained approval by from them, and our expedition was authorized one medium scout vessel with one full science crew, flight crew, and by sincere request by me, one Secneretist priest to the hellworld, the Scum of Red.
Escoria de Roja is a tragedy among the Terrans, having been a promising garden planet rich in ore. Its original name was Calm, named after the luscious gardens that formed in the ruins of Mexico City following the great nuclear holocaust on Earth. We graciously accepted it as one of our jewels upon the crown of humanity, a great world that brought hope into the soul of man – but we were mistaken. Beneath the valiant waves of Calm was a raging heart of anger, and thus, a second tragedy occurred. On February 11th, 2719 of the First Decamillenium, the core of Calm went berserk, causing mass tidal events and seismic activity. Seven billion were lost, and all the wildlife that once inhabited the planet succumbed to the cold grip of the reaper. All was lost, and so it was renamed The Scum of Red, for taking the lives of billions without reason. Since then, the planet has been treated as a graveyard, a sanctuary for the dead. It was a silent reminder of our welcome in the galaxy – we are visitors – no more, no less.
Arriving at the research station, I departed to the lounge with Gemini to await for our researcher certifications to be approved, and our passports to be signed to join the rest of the crew. After a painstakingly long hour of waiting for our approval and small talk, we were finally permitted to take on the mystery and search the planet. We went up to the front desk, asked for what port our ship was docked at, and made our way deeper into the station.
“They said port W19, right?” I looked dumbly at Gemini, my poor junior researcher who had the misfortune of being assigned to me.
Gemini, being in a particularly good mood, gladly assisted me, “They said it three times, Calcifer.” I knew they said it three times, but not everyone can remember the little things, because sometimes it takes everything to remember the big things. It is also fun to deprive of my colleagues' patience. We continued down the hall to a gantry system which prompted us the choice of which port to take us to, in which I selected port W19 on the touchpad, and the shuttle asked us to take a seat. We took a seat as the gantry accelerated, and launched our shuttle out of the station to dock us on the other side of the station by the ship bays. I turned my head to gaze at the research station outside my window, appreciating the scale of such a thing.
The research station we were assigned to was more so a small outpost than a research station. It had a diameter of four kilometers, and had three large docking bays on the star facing side of the station, which took up most of the space it inhabited. The shuttle made its way around the station before coming up onto an airlock which resembled that of an ancient vault. The large steel doors shuttered open, silently rolling outwards to allow the shuttle to latch onto another gantry system. The airlock then finished its cycle and the shuttle came to a complete stop, opening the doors for us to leave. Gemini and I exited through the shuttle doors, making a left turn down a hallway lined by a glass wall. The large scout vessel – if you could call a kilometer long starship that – was docked in the bay, which we could see just outside the thick tempered glass. The frame of the vessel was sleek and powerful, exerting its elegant armored ridges toppled with heavy lancing coilguns and heavy assault cannons – in case we found ourselves in trouble, of course. It had a knife-shaped figure, and had atmospheric capabilities to conduct our investigation on the planet. Overall, the ship was very much so capable for her task to the point where it seemed insulting for such a mission.
As I gazed upon the vessel, a voice from behind me snuck up, “Beautiful, isn’t she?” I turned around to see the captain of the vessel, who would help us throughout our voyage. The captain had rich red hair and was a little stubby, but made up for it with strength. I promptly answered his question.
“She is. Has a nice figure, pretty guns, and some really handy equipment onboard from what I have heard. All I don’t know is her name.”
“It says it right there, on the side.” Gemini felt the need to interrupt my conversation, pointing at the clear letters littered about the vessel's starboard side. I shot her a disapproving look, and she met mine with a blank, emotionless stare. Quite frankly, I could not tell which one of us was the senior researcher right now, so I broke my gaze to rekindle talk with the captain.
“Well, what's her name anyway? I want to hear it from you, captain.”
The captain had a proud look on his face, like one would have towards a successful daughter, “This is my baby, Bountiful Hunt of Artemis. A real handful sometimes, but you can not overlook her advantages. And you don’t have to call me captain, Calcifer. I am Ruaridh.” He protruded his arm out for me to shake, which I accepted. The three of us then went back to examining the vessel, carefully savoring its geometry and color. She had a golden stripe from bow to stern with white to accommodate symmetrically upon each side of it. Blue accents hinted on the ends of the vessel highlighted the ship even more, giving a piece of eye candy to appreciate in front of me.
I had a few questions still locked within my mind, however, “Ruaridh, does she have a ship-bound AI by any chance?” I turned my attention to the captain to indicate I was listening for an answer.
He met my gaze and answered, “Yes, she does. His name is Apollo, her brother in mythology, and now her brother in steel. He has his quirks, but I am sure you will come to like him.” It was good that an AI was onboard, because they often could make connections between dots of information in a time frame no human could ever compete with. Really, this mission would be impossible without one, so it is unsurprising that our vessel is equipped with one.
Gemini ushered us back on task, “We should probably head aboard around now. Departure is in two hours, and I want to feel comfortable when I go to bed tonight.” She made eye contact with both of us to ascertain the importance, forcing me and the captain to fold.
I failed to resist poking the bear, “Alright, cranky, let's get going then.” Foul eyes glared daggers into my soul as we made haste to the gangway aboard the exploration craft. Ruaridh went ahead of us and had the scanning device detect a microchip inside his finger for access into the ship, causing the airlock door to fly open, allowing us entry onboard the craft. Gemini and I made our way to our dorms to adjust our sleeping quarters and get ourselves settled for the journey afterward, seeing that we would be here for at least a week. Next, we went into the equipment storage and made sure all necessary equipment was stocked in case any was missed upon inspection. We met much of the flight crew while preparing the craft, and made short greetings with them as we all toiled about the starship. Upon the conclusion that all was set, we made our way back to our dorms to await roll call. Twenty or so minutes passed until we were called into the cafeteria to count heads and announce the mission status. Gemini and I sat down at a table in the back corner and waited patiently for the crew to arrive.
Once everyone had gathered and marked themselves as present for roll call, Ruaridh made his way to the front where everyone could see him in an open spot, and began a speech, “I have been on many voyages in my time, explored many planets, and traveled across the stars. I have seen the dunes of Latuan, the rainforests of Gaia, and the oceans of Poseidon.” He paused to let the moment sink in before continuing, “But none of those are going to prepare you for the dangers we will encounter on this planet. Escoria de Roja,” Poison built up in his voice at the name, “The Scum of Red, is not a garden planet. The heat will not forgive you, the rocks will not forgive you – and god forbid – the angels will not forgive you. Not on this hellscape, because it is against you. And it is because it will not forgive you, that you must respect the landscape and seek not its attention. Volcanoes litter the surface, spewing their toxic fumes into a soupy and hot atmosphere, cooking all who dare enter its vicinity and gaze upon its rocks. The planet is rich in ore, and poor in health, and we are going to search it relentlessly for whatever it is that may reside there. As the captain of the Bountiful Hunt of Artemis, I pledge that we will emerge victorious from the planet – that we will conquer the Scum of Red in the name of human advancement, and to take the first steps to reclaiming what is rightfully ours!.” The echoes of his words reverberated in the ship, and the crew cheered for their captain, burning with an unseen motive. Ruaridh finished, “You are dismissed. Get to your stations and prepare for departure.”
Gemini gave her regards and left with the rest of the crew, making her way to her dormitory, but one oddly dressed human stood away from the rest. He was draped in a red half cape from his neck, and his pants were a puffy white lined with gold. He was bald, stocky, and stood out around the rest of the crew. It was clear that he was the secneretist priest I had asked to accompany us for his familiarity in the teachings, and I was excited to meet him; however, before I could greet him, he approached me.
His stride exuded confidence with each step before he began to talk, “I take it that you are Calcifer.”
I was slightly surprised, but given the circumstances, it really was not that hard to guess from his perspective. I replied in short, “It is nice to meet you, Huhcol Quyraoja.”
“There is no need for such formalities. We are allies.”
I was perturbed by such a denial of status, “Then what should I call you?”
“Just call me Quyraoja. Raoja for short.” The priest was surprisingly mellow.
“You are sure that is alright?” I skeptically continued.
Raoja insisted on this practice, “Yes, it is fine. I do not get offended so easily, so be not concerned with my feelings.” I reluctantly agreed and spurred on another topic.
“I have been wondering, Raoja, do you have any thoughts on visiting the Scum of Red? I understand that it is important to -”
“Do not call it that.” His voice was stern, but not angry.
I apologized and restated the thoughts in my head, “I’m sorry. We have been calling it that ages, I am sure it is insulting to call it that from your perspective. What I wanted to say is that the Scu – the planet – is mentioned multiple times in your scripture, the Cslykgalo. What importance does it retain?”
Raoja though about it for a second and then proceeded to answer my question, “The planet is said to be sacred. Not much is known about the planet except that it supposedly contains a key of some sort, and even then, we do not know what it unlocks. All we know is that it is of great significance, and the key was left for us to find.”
I inquired some more, “Do you have any pointers you can think of to start at?”
“Many landmarks described in the Cslykgalo may hold some significance to finding it. I am unsure of where they are, but you can guide me to them to study.” Raoja folded his arms and waited for my response.
“It seems simple. I look forward to working with you,” I reached my arm out to shake his hand. He stared at it awkwardly for a moment, but then his eyes went wide and he put his own out to meet mine. We shook on it and he rebounded my words.
“I look forward to our travels, Calcifer. I will meet you in the stasis chambers when we are called.” Raoja made his way down the hall to a ladder that took him down a couple levels. I took a walk down to a small observatory across the ship to await our departure. The vessel’s intercoms went on, and Ruaridh announced our imminent leave. A moment later, the vessel began moving, and the stars outside began to shift their position from my eyes as we gradually gained speed. I looked towards our heading and understood for the first time:
This voyage might just change everything.

It's clear we need to refresh the squad properly. We need a unified direction off the pitch and on the pitch to begin pulling this squad back into something resembling a team, than just talented individuals. We've seen that the Pozzo Family can do this as at Udinese, Pozzo Snr stepped back to allow Pierpaolo Marino to run the operation which has seen them find a resurgance since the days of Francisco Guidolin. Ben Manga now occupies a similar position at Watford and it's down to Gino Pozzo to allow him to take control and appoint who he sees fit given his track record.
We are however in the Championship and we're going to need to cut our cloth and expectations accordingly. Some of the existing squad is still suitable for effective squad depth and I think they're not bad characters but I think there's a lot of aggrevation they aren't able to play to their maximum either given the vast churn of managers.

For next Season, these are my assumptions:

• Pedro and Sarr are sold. These are to help balance the books more than to fund major player transactions. Say they're sold for £35m between them, £8m of this goes towards player transactions.
  
• Chris Wilder is retained for next Season, playing a 5-3-2 formation as his preferred setup.
  

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Goalkeepers:

Bachmann (2nd Choice)
Hamer (Depth)
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CB:

Porteous
Hoedt
Cathcart (Depth, still good at this level albeit very shakey March / April)
Sierralta (Depth)
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RWB:

Ferreira
Ngakia
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LWB:

Sema
Morris (Depth)
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CM​:

Louza
Koné
Choudhury (If can be purchased below £6m purchase option)
Asprilla
Kayembe or Dele-Bashiru (Depth)
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ST:

Davis (Only if can get massively reduced price, max £4-5m and we play 2 striker system)
Bayo (Depth)
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Sell:

Gaspar (Nominal fee)
WTE (£1.5m, as per Leventhal)
Kabasele (No less than £250k)
Kayembe or Dele-Bashiru (No less than £750k)
Gosling (Contract terminated)
Quina (Would offer contract termination)
Pussetto (Would offer contract termination)
Fletcher (Would offer contract termination)
Sarr (No less than £10m)
Pedro (No less than £25m)
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Loan out:

Okoye
Pollock
Hungbo
Kalu (Good player but long injury spells + no suitable role in Wilder squad)
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Positions we'll need to buy for:

1x Goalkeeper
1x LWB (Not priority)
1x RWB (Not priority)
2x CB
1x CM
2x ST

I’ve never fully completed a season. I usually get to greater rift 70 and barely beat it to unlock primals. How do you guys do it? Do I just need to aim for full primal gear? And how in the hell do you guys beat 3 conquests? I can pull off maybe 2 but never 3. Any tips are greatly appreciated.

I confess I love Din and Grogu so much I would happily watch an entire episode or five of no plot, just the two of them planet-hopping while Din tries to keep Grogu out of trouble (and vice versa).
That being said, season 3 has gone very differently than I ever would have predicted, and I love it!
I love that Din is still the catalyst for all the events leading up to Mandalorians reuniting - even if he doesn't mean to be, he is a natural leader and his influence (including for Bo) is what is driving the Mandalorians forward. I love that Grogu has been demonstrating more confidence and agency and initiative while still being a youngling. I love that Bo Katan is demonstrating a continuation of the growth she exhibited in Rebels. I am SO glad the CotW are not the antagonists (so far, I guess anything can happen but I don't think they'll end up being villains) and that we've gotten a chance to spend more time with them. I'm excited that the CotW and the Armorer are showing their potential for growth and willingness to unite with other factions for a common goal, regardless of whether the CotW change their personal group rules or not. I love that Din is getting a bit of a reprieve for now and the opportunity to enjoy some of the fruits of his labors the past few seasons, before needing to face down whatever the finale will inevitably throw at him. And I am thrilled that the story potential for this show has grown enough to explore other side characters and galactic interests, and that this show and its characters aren't remaining in a bubble.
I came into this season fully trusting Favreau and Filoni had a plan, not only because of the precedent set by the first two seasons (and even BoBF) but also because season 4 has already been written, and I have not been disappointed.
Can't wait to see what the next three chapters bring!!!

2/26 - Applied for expedited passport with name change. This is my 3rd passport in 7 years.
2/27 - Arrived at the center
3/1 - Received and “in process”
3/? - I am not sure of when but it was approved sometime late March
3/31 - Shipped
4/1 - In my hometown and out for delivery !
It might not end up there today, I’m not sure. We’re having really bad weather today with extreme winds. I also applied with my travel dates as September 2023 - June 2024 as I got a job in France coming this Fall. I figured I would contribute here since I religiously looked at these timelines when I was waiting for mine !

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Cons:

1. High price - The bidet toilet seat is relatively expensive compared to traditional toilet seats, which may be a drawback for some customers.
2. Requires an electrical outlet - The bidet toilet seat requires an electrical outlet to function, which can be inconvenient if you don't have one near your toilet.
3. Limited compatibility - The Brondell S1400-EW Swash 1400 Luxury Bidet Toilet Seat is designed to fit specific toilets, so it may not be compatible with all toilet models.
4. Limited warranty - The bidet toilet seat comes with a limited three-year warranty, which may not provide sufficient coverage for some customers.

In conclusion, the Brondell S1400-EW Swash 1400 Luxury Bidet Toilet Seat is a great investment for those who are looking for a luxurious and hygienic bathroom experience. Although it comes with a high price tag and requires an electrical outlet, its advanced cleaning features, adjustable water temperature and pressure, and eco-friendly design make it a worthwhile investment. However, it may not be compatible with all toilet models, so it's important to check its compatibility with your toilet before purchasing. Additionally, the limited warranty may be a concern for some customers.

5) Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Elongated White Smart Toilet Seat

This is the best smart bidet toilet seat.
The Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Elongated White Smart Toilet Seat is an advanced bathroom fixture that offers a range of features for a comfortable and hygienic bathroom experience. In this review, we'll take a closer look at its pros and cons to help you decide if it's the right bidet toilet seat for your home.
Pros:

1. Advanced cleaning features - The Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Elongated White Smart Toilet Seat offers advanced cleaning features that include a heated seat, warm water wash, and a warm air dryer. These features ensure that you feel comfortable and clean after every use.
2. User-friendly interface - The bidet toilet seat has a user-friendly interface that makes it easy to operate. You can control the settings using a remote control, which comes with the unit.
3. Adjustable water temperature and pressure - You can adjust the water temperature and pressure according to your preference, which is a great feature for those who have sensitive skin.
4. Self-cleaning nozzle - The bidet toilet seat has a self-cleaning nozzle that ensures the highest level of hygiene. This feature eliminates the need for manual cleaning, which can be time-consuming and unpleasant.
5. Eco-friendly - The Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Elongated White Smart Toilet Seat is designed to be eco-friendly, with an energy-saving mode that helps to reduce energy consumption and save on electricity bills.

Cons:

1. High price - The bidet toilet seat is relatively expensive compared to traditional toilet seats, which may be a drawback for some customers.
2. Requires an electrical outlet - The bidet toilet seat requires an electrical outlet to function, which can be inconvenient if you don't have one near your toilet.
3. Limited compatibility - The Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Elongated White Smart Toilet Seat is designed to fit specific toilets, so it may not be compatible with all toilet models.
4. Limited warranty - The bidet toilet seat comes with a limited three-year warranty, which may not provide sufficient coverage for some customers.

In conclusion, the Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Elongated White Smart Toilet Seat is a great investment for those who are looking for a luxurious and hygienic bathroom experience. Although it comes with a high price tag and requires an electrical outlet, its advanced cleaning features, adjustable water temperature and pressure, and eco-friendly design make it a worthwhile investment. However, it may not be compatible with all toilet models, so it's important to check its compatibility with your toilet before purchasing. Additionally, the limited warranty may be a concern for some customers.

6) TOTO SW3054#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat

This is the best high-end bidet toilet seat.
The TOTO SW3054#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat is a high-end bathroom fixture that offers a range of features for a comfortable and hygienic bathroom experience. In this review, we'll take a closer look at its pros and cons to help you decide if it's the right bidet toilet seat for your home.
Pros:

1. Advanced cleaning features - The TOTO SW3054#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat offers advanced cleaning features that include a heated seat, warm water wash, and a warm air dryer. These features ensure that you feel comfortable and clean after every use.
2. User-friendly interface - The bidet toilet seat has a user-friendly interface that makes it easy to operate. You can control the settings using a remote control, which comes with the unit.
3. Adjustable water temperature and pressure - You can adjust the water temperature and pressure according to your preference, which is a great feature for those who have sensitive skin.
4. Self-cleaning nozzle - The bidet toilet seat has a self-cleaning nozzle that ensures the highest level of hygiene. This feature eliminates the need for manual cleaning, which can be time-consuming and unpleasant.
5. Night light - The TOTO SW3054#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat has a built-in night light that illuminates the bowl, making it easier to use the toilet at night.

Cons:

1. High price - The bidet toilet seat is relatively expensive compared to traditional toilet seats, which may be a drawback for some customers.
2. Requires an electrical outlet - The bidet toilet seat requires an electrical outlet to function, which can be inconvenient if you don't have one near your toilet.
3. Limited compatibility - The TOTO SW3054#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat is designed to fit specific toilets, so it may not be compatible with all toilet models.
4. Limited warranty - The bidet toilet seat comes with a limited three-year warranty, which may not provide sufficient coverage for some customers.

In conclusion, the TOTO SW3054#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat is a great investment for those who are looking for a luxurious and hygienic bathroom experience. Although it comes with a high price tag and requires an electrical outlet, its advanced cleaning features, adjustable water temperature and pressure, and built-in night light make it a worthwhile investment. However, it may not be compatible with all toilet models, so it's important to check its compatibility with your toilet before purchasing. Additionally, the limited warranty may be a concern for some customers.

7) KOHLER 4108-96 C3 230 Toilet seat

This is the best value bidet toilet seat.
The KOHLER 4108-96 C3 230 Toilet Seat is a luxurious bidet toilet seat that offers a range of features for a comfortable and hygienic bathroom experience. In this review, we'll take a closer look at its pros and cons to help you decide if it's the right bidet toilet seat for your home.
Pros:

1. Advanced cleaning features - The KOHLER 4108-96 C3 230 Toilet Seat offers advanced cleaning features that include a heated seat, warm water wash, and a warm air dryer. These features ensure that you feel comfortable and clean after every use.
2. User-friendly interface - The bidet toilet seat has a user-friendly interface that makes it easy to operate. You can control the settings using a remote control, which comes with the unit.
3. Adjustable water temperature and pressure - You can adjust the water temperature and pressure according to your preference, which is a great feature for those who have sensitive skin.
4. Self-cleaning nozzle - The bidet toilet seat has a self-cleaning nozzle that ensures the highest level of hygiene. This feature eliminates the need for manual cleaning, which can be time-consuming and unpleasant.
5. Quiet-closing lid - The KOHLER 4108-96 C3 230 Toilet Seat has a quiet-closing lid, which ensures that the toilet seat closes slowly and quietly, preventing damage to the seat or the toilet bowl.

Cons:

1. High price - The bidet toilet seat is relatively expensive compared to traditional toilet seats, which may be a drawback for some customers.
2. Requires an electrical outlet - The bidet toilet seat requires an electrical outlet to function, which can be inconvenient if you don't have one near your toilet.
3. Limited compatibility - The KOHLER 4108-96 C3 230 Toilet Seat is designed to fit specific toilets, so it may not be compatible with all toilet models.
4. Limited warranty - The bidet toilet seat comes with a limited one-year warranty, which may not provide sufficient coverage for some customers.

In conclusion, the KOHLER 4108-96 C3 230 Toilet Seat is a great investment for those who are looking for a luxurious and hygienic bathroom experience. Although it comes with a high price tag and requires an electrical outlet, its advanced cleaning features, adjustable water temperature and pressure, self-cleaning nozzle, and quiet-closing lid make it a worthwhile investment. However, it may not be compatible with all toilet models, so it's important to check its compatibility with your toilet before purchasing. Additionally, the limited warranty may be a concern for some customers.

8) Bio Bidet by Bemis BB-1000W Supreme Warm Water Bidet Toilet Seat

This is the best hygenic bidet toilet seat.
The Bio Bidet by Bemis BB-1000W Supreme Warm Water Bidet Toilet Seat is an advanced toilet seat that offers a range of features for a comfortable and hygienic bathroom experience. In this review, we'll take a closer look at its pros and cons to help you decide if it's the right bidet toilet seat for your home.
Pros:

1. Adjustable water temperature and pressure - The bidet toilet seat allows you to adjust the water temperature and pressure according to your preference, which is a great feature for those who have sensitive skin.
2. Warm air dryer - The seat comes with a warm air dryer, which eliminates the need for toilet paper and ensures that you feel clean and dry after every use.
3. Soft-closing lid - The Bio Bidet by Bemis BB-1000W Supreme Warm Water Bidet Toilet Seat has a soft-closing lid, which ensures that the toilet seat closes slowly and quietly, preventing damage to the seat or the toilet bowl.
4. Self-cleaning nozzle - The bidet toilet seat has a self-cleaning nozzle that ensures the highest level of hygiene. This feature eliminates the need for manual cleaning, which can be time-consuming and unpleasant.
5. Easy installation - The bidet toilet seat is easy to install, and it comes with all the necessary hardware and tools for installation.

Cons:

1. Expensive - The bidet toilet seat is relatively expensive compared to traditional toilet seats, which may be a drawback for some customers.
2. Limited warranty - The Bio Bidet by Bemis BB-1000W Supreme Warm Water Bidet Toilet Seat comes with a limited one-year warranty, which may not provide sufficient coverage for some customers.
3. Requires an electrical outlet - The bidet toilet seat requires an electrical outlet to function, which can be inconvenient if you don't have one near your toilet.
4. Limited compatibility - The seat is designed to fit specific toilets, so it may not be compatible with all toilet models.

In conclusion, the Bio Bidet by Bemis BB-1000W Supreme Warm Water Bidet Toilet Seat is a great investment for those who are looking for a comfortable and hygienic bathroom experience. Although it comes with a high price tag and requires an electrical outlet, its adjustable water temperature and pressure, warm air dryer, soft-closing lid, and self-cleaning nozzle make it a worthwhile investment. However, it may not be compatible with all toilet models, so it's important to check its compatibility with your toilet before purchasing. Additionally, the limited warranty may be a concern for some customers.

9) ALPHA BIDET UX Pearl Bidet Toilet Seat

This is the best cheap bidet toilet seat.
The ALPHA BIDET UX Pearl Bidet Toilet Seat is a high-quality and innovative toilet seat that offers a range of features to enhance your bathroom experience. In this review, we'll take a closer look at its pros and cons to help you decide if it's the right bidet toilet seat for your home.
Pros:

1. Adjustable water temperature and pressure - The bidet toilet seat allows you to adjust the water temperature and pressure according to your preference, providing a customized and comfortable cleansing experience.
2. Dual nozzle system - The seat comes with a dual nozzle system that provides both front and rear cleansing, ensuring thorough cleansing for a hygienic bathroom experience.
3. Heated seat - The ALPHA BIDET UX Pearl Bidet Toilet Seat features a heated seat that offers warmth and comfort, especially during colder months.
4. Energy-saving mode - The seat has an energy-saving mode that helps reduce energy consumption, making it an eco-friendly choice for your home.
5. Easy installation - The bidet toilet seat is easy to install and comes with all the necessary hardware and tools for installation.

Cons:

1. Expensive - The ALPHA BIDET UX Pearl Bidet Toilet Seat is relatively expensive compared to traditional toilet seats, which may be a drawback for some customers.
2. Limited compatibility - The seat is designed to fit specific toilet models, so it may not be compatible with all toilets.
3. No warm air dryer - Unlike some other bidet toilet seats, the ALPHA BIDET UX Pearl Bidet Toilet Seat does not come with a warm air dryer, which may be inconvenient for some users.

In conclusion, the ALPHA BIDET UX Pearl Bidet Toilet Seat is a great investment for those who are looking for a high-quality and innovative bidet toilet seat. Although it comes with a high price tag and is not compatible with all toilets, its adjustable water temperature and pressure, dual nozzle system, heated seat, and energy-saving mode make it a worthwhile investment. However, the lack of a warm air dryer may be a downside for some users. Overall, if you're looking for a comfortable, hygienic, and eco-friendly bathroom experience, the ALPHA BIDET UX Pearl Bidet Toilet Seat is a great choice.

10) BidetMate 2000 Series Electric Bidet Heated Smart Toilet Seat

This is the best budget bidet toilet seat.
The BidetMate 2000 Series Electric Bidet Heated Smart Toilet Seat is a premium quality bidet toilet seat that comes packed with a range of features to enhance your bathroom experience. In this review, we will take a closer look at the pros and cons of this smart toilet seat to help you decide if it's the right choice for your home.
Pros:

1. Adjustable water temperature and pressure - The BidetMate 2000 Series allows you to customize the water temperature and pressure for a comfortable and personalized cleansing experience.
2. Heated seat - The seat comes with a heated seat feature that ensures your comfort during colder seasons.
3. Air dryer - The seat features a warm air dryer, which eliminates the need for toilet paper, providing a more hygienic and eco-friendly option.
4. LED Nightlight - The seat comes with an LED nightlight, which provides visibility during nighttime visits to the bathroom.
5. Easy installation - The BidetMate 2000 Series Electric Bidet Heated Smart Toilet Seat is easy to install and comes with all the necessary hardware and tools for a hassle-free installation.

Cons:

1. Limited compatibility - The seat is designed to fit specific toilet models, so it may not be compatible with all toilets.
2. No dual nozzle system - The seat only has a single nozzle for rear cleansing, which may not be ideal for some users who prefer front cleansing.
3. Relatively expensive - The BidetMate 2000 Series is more expensive compared to traditional toilet seats, which may not be ideal for those on a budget.

In conclusion, the BidetMate 2000 Series Electric Bidet Heated Smart Toilet Seat is a great investment for those looking for a high-quality bidet toilet seat. Its adjustable water temperature and pressure, heated seat, air dryer, and LED nightlight make it a top-of-the-line product. However, its limited compatibility and relatively high price tag may not be suitable for everyone. Additionally, the lack of a dual nozzle system may not be ideal for some users. Overall, if you're looking for a comfortable, hygienic, and eco-friendly bathroom experience, the BidetMate 2000 Series Electric Bidet Heated Smart Toilet Seat is a great choice.
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My story is simple. I bought 2 six-packs of Season deenz from Costco somewhere from 2-3 years ago and they sat in my pantry until a few weeks ago. I had never had sardines before. I was cleaning out my pantry and decided to finally try them - on a variety of crackers with Boursin garlic herb cheese.
They were, of course, mind-blowingly good. I incorporated them into my diet and ate them all pretty quickly, maybe a can every other day, and now they're gone. I got some Bela on sale from Whole Foods and they were good but not the same - I thought it would be strange that the super cheap Season ones would be better, but thought maybe it was just my taste. So I bought more Season from Costco.
Well, unfortunately, they're a LOT closer to the Bela than they were to the other cans of Season I had. I can only guess that the reason was the aging. The aged ones had a much richer, oilier, smokier flavor to them.
Are there any brands that sell aged sardines? Or a sardine anyone knows of that might come closer on the flavor to what I'm describing?

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