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Can 4k TV replace 4 fhd monitors?
2023.06.02 00:20 wonkyOnion Can 4k TV replace 4 fhd monitors?
Hi everyone. Last couple of months I have a thought of replacing my monitors with 4k TV and I would like to ask if any of you did it? What is your experience? If I'm not mistaken splitting 43 inch TV into 4 squares should give similar feeling to 4 fhd monitors right? ATM I'm using 2 27 inch qhd monitors plus 2 screens on my laptop (Asus Zenbook duo), but it's really uncomfortable for me to turn my head around whole day, not to mention that 4 monitors are actually making everything more messy for me. I'm often loosing a track what I have on what screen and I'm ending up on dragging everything onto one, especially after meetings where I had to share my screen and keep switching between browser, code and terminal. So obvious solution is to ditch some of the monitors, but (as most of us) I'm using browser, code editor, terminals and slack at all times, and it really helps me out when I can display the browser on full size with open dev tools but in the same time see what is happening in the terminal especially after I edit and save the code. So I simply think it would be a perfect solution to use TV that would be like 4 monitors in one, but I'm scared I'm a victim of my own stupid idea and there is something about it that I'm missing. So is any of you is using this solution on daily basis?
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2023.06.02 00:13 draculaspecies Celebrity Plus - already have tomatoes of the size of golf balls. Great disease resistant so far and grows well in hot summer.
2023.06.02 00:07 SonicBluTyphoon Made an initial computer parts list, want general help checking them over for any issues.
Hello. So I am looking to buy myself a good pc that can do a mix of gaming, video processing, and more. I have just started down this road, so I am turning here for a check of how I am doing. I am planning on editing this list, but I need a good base to start with.
1) Do all these parts work together? I have to check everything from GPU size, to motherboard compatibility, and more... so does everything here actually work, and would fit in the pc case?
2) Is all the parts rather compatible... I'm not spending more for something that is faster than the cpu can handle, for instance, right? Does the power supply fit everything? Can everything be air cooled? Also do I need a gpu cooler if I prefer to cool via air power?
3) What recommendations do you think I should make to this list? I want a high-workload cpu and gpu in general, and I don't know exactly what I am looking at.
-Intel Core i9-10900K
-ASUS TUF GAMING Z590-PLUS LGA 1200 Intel Z590 SATA 6Gb/s ATX Intel Motherboard
-G.SKILL TridentZ RGB Series 64GB (2 x 32GB) 288-Pin PC RAM DDR4 3600 (PC4 28800) Desktop Memory Model F4-3600C18D-64GTZR
-MSI Gaming GeForce RTX 4070 Ti 12GB GDDR6X PCI Express 4.0 Video Card RTX 4070 Ti GAMING X TRIO 12G
-Corsair 5000D Airflow Tempered Glass Mid-Tower ATX PC Case
-EVGA SuperNOVA 1000 G6, 80 Plus Gold 1000W, Fully Modular
-Western Digital WD BLACK SN750 NVMe M.2 2280 2TB PCI-Express 3.0 x4
-WD Blue 3D NAND 2TB Internal SSD
-Noctua NH-D15, Premium CPU Cooler with 2x NF-A15 PWM 140mm Fans (Brown)
-Noctua NF-F12 PWM, Premium Quiet Fan, 4-Pin (120mm, Brown)
Any help/tips are appreciated. Thanks!
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2023.06.01 23:57 thatoldtoby [US-TN] [H] Massive Layoff Sale (deskpads, keyboards, keycaps, artisans, switches) [W] Paypal
Alps Timestamp MX Switch timestamp Deskmat Timestamp Keycaps Timestamp Boards Timestamp Artisan Lot Timestamp Mubai Duck Timestamp
So I was laid off of my job last Friday under especially sleazy circumstances and that puts me in a tough position: I need to sell a lot of my treasured collection. Please consider and let me know if you're interested in anything at all, most of these prices are the same as what I paid or less.
All prices include shipping to CONUS and goods and services fees. SWITCHES
|Description ||Condition ||Price |
|Alps Ambers x67 ||Excellent condition, fantastic click, stock switches ||$265 shipped |
|Alps Salmons x90 ||Excellent tactility, cleaned, wax/205g0 lubed, spring oiled ||$180 shipped |
|Alps Blues x24 ||Great condition, stock ||$55 shipped |
|Alps Greens x39 ||Excellent condition, cleaned, spring oiled ||$85 shipped |
|NK Dream with Cream+ copper stem, x100 ||Built with dream housings and black cream+ stems, copper inserts, lubed 205g0, plus oiled 55g multistage spring. One spacebar switch with black top, 67g progressive spring. ||$155 shipped |
|Cherry Hyperglides with Kailh Black stems, x100 ||Hyperglide housings (top and bottom), deskey filmed, kailh stems, 205g0 lubed, oiled giant symmetric 67g long spring, one spacebar switch with 70g ink spring. ||$135 shipped |
|Black Gazzew U4t with giant long springs, x100 ||Old stock black U4t's, lightly lubed with 205g0, beautiful round bump on these, 62g giant symmetric long springs ||$130 shipped |
|Ethereal pandas, x90 ||Ethereal pandas, kelowna filmed, 205g0 lubed, 62g giant symmetric long springs ||$125 shipped |
|Clear stem pacos, x100 ||Lubed 205g0 and spring oiled ||$85 shipped |
|Halo stem pacos, x70 ||Lubed 205g0 and spring oiled ||$75 shipped |
|Nebulas, x90 ||Stock ||$55 shipped |
|Gazzew U4tx, x90 ||Stock ||$55 shipped |
|TTC Bluish Whites, x90 ||Stock ||$55 shipped |
|Mat (all are new and unused) ||Price |
|Floppy Processor Half-Bone 5mm thick (no tube, with stickers) pic ||$95 shipped |
|Floppy Processor Electrostatic 5mm thick (in tube, with stickers) ||$85 shipped |
|Floppy Processor OG 5mm thick (in tube, with stickers) ||$85 shipped |
|GAF mat ||$65 shipped |
|Rubrehose Auth card mat ||$60 shipped |
|Mubai mat ||$55 shipped |
|Omnitype Dualshot 2 mat ||$35 shipped |
|Set ||Condition & Kits ||Price |
|GMK First Love ||Light use, base and novelties ||$305 shipped (in bag) |
|GMK Norse ||Spacebars and base, never mounted ||$175 shipped |
|GMK Striker R2 ||Macro and Base, still sealed ||$165 shipped |
|GMK Dots R2 ||White base, spacebars, rainbow kit, never mounted ||$225 shipped |
|Rama GRID caps & Keebwerks NANO bundle ||brass bottom nano, GRID caps, good condition ||$225 shipped |
|DCS Alps Yuri kit ||Great condition except missing one 1.5u alt key ||$165 shipped |
|Board ||Condition & Kit ||Price |
|Iron165, teal ||A-stock, unbuilt. Comes with teal weight, black badge, copper weight, copper badge, 2 PCBs and DB sets, CF 1.25u plate, aluminum tsangan plate. Comes with carry case. ||$700 shipped |
|Cannonkeys Balance, white ||A-stock, unbuilt. White E-coat. Comes with carry case. ||$550 shipped |
|Cannonkeys FRL 1800-sized bag ||extra bag from cypher GB, fits balance, cypher, any other FRL 1800 or similarly sized board ||$30 shipped |
So there are an incredible number of artisans here.
The first two rows I'll sell at retail price or less. PM if you're interested. Max price for these is around $85, most are less. In those rows there are Artkey Ursa, glyco caps, GSK, archetype, NZcaps, lots more. Make a reasonable offer on any of them and I'll probably take it, especially bundled.
The 3 after that I'd like to get what I paid for them (but am comfortable taking offers). left middle right
C1: Project Key Spaceskull Galaxy $175
C2: Projectkey Spaceskull Transient $185
C3: Projectkey Spaceskull Mints $165
C4: Keyforge Orochi (can't remember cw) $105
C5: Keyforge Ent (OG colorway) $85
C6: Keyforge Shishi purple punch $145
C7: Keyforge Shishi (can't remember cw but same as orochi above) $125
C8: Wild Story Ikkakujuu Ama $175
C9: Wildstory Ikkakujuu Lola $205
D1: GSK Bara anatomy friday 13th $200
D2: GSK Bara anatomy dia de los muertos $225
D3: GSK Bara anatomy, not sure cw but it's laser $185
D4: GSK Bara vesuvius $125
D5: GSK Bara Nostalgia $105
D6: GSK Scoot Gucci $125
D7: GSK Scoot vietnam $125
D8: Artkey Voidwalker tomato $105
D9: Alpha Keycaps Salvador Hibiskush $155
E1: Hello? Bongo Vortex $245 shipped
E2: Hello? Bongo Nyctophile $325 shipped
E3: Rubrehose BBW (big bad wolf) Batman $225
E4: Rubrehose BBW (big bad wolf) scudbeam $245
E5: Rubrehose lucette Mummy dearest $205
E6: Artkey Sirius Skydance $250
E7: Artkey Voidwalker Skydance $175
E8: Artkey Voidwalker Malachite $200
E9: Artkey Porcus Malachite $225 Mubai Ducks
And that's pretty much it for now. I'm always looking for some novatouch leftovers and I'd be interested in swapping rubrehose caps, kinda been looking for a starburst Bongo lately but not trying to buy right now. Thanks!
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2023.06.01 23:47 anonymouspoopypants1 Looking for a new Front Pocket Wallet
Thanks for the help, my wife wants to get me a new wallet for Father's Day ($50 - $75 USD) to replace my Osprey London wallet similar to this
. Love my current wallet as it was a gift from my grandmother just before her passing, but have come into some lower back pain and need to switch to a front pocket.
I carry 4-5 cards daily (Debit, Visa, Amex x3) plus ID and insurance cards. Cash is very limited to 1-2 bills if any at all. I prefer leather with an ID slot, but ID Slot is not necessary. I do not like the "Stack" type of a Ridge and others.
Current considerations have included:
- Bellroy Slim Sleeve
- Not sure how the pull tab would work as I've never used a wallet with it, but seems perfect.
- Saddleback Front Pocket ID
- I have seen conflicting comments regarding recent QC issues, Credit Card breaks, Warranty Misrepresentation, etc. but I'm intrigued nonetheless.
- The slim leather card wallet doesn't look like it would have enough card slots for my liking
- House of Jack Slim Card Wallet
- Looks to serve the purpose, but haven't seen many reviews specifically regarding quality/longevity of the brand
- House of Jack Ivar ID Bifold
- Also looks to be viable, but I'd be concerned with security if money is placed on the exterior. Same concerns about quality/longevity
- Bryker Hyde Minimalist
- See a few issues in the reviews regarding the money clip
- High end of the budget, all of their wallets seem to require stacking 2+ in a card slot
- Aurochs Wave Bifold
- Not sure on card layout, but would be interested to hear first hand accounts
- Doesn't feel like it would give enough card slots and is high end of the budget.
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2023.06.01 23:44 behraoui77 Earnico OTO & 1 to 5 OTOs’ Links Here + All OTO Upsell
Earnico OTO — What Is Earnico? https://findnextby.com/earnico-oto-otos-upsell-links
Hey there what’s up guys, it is Frugal Downs here and thank you for checking out my review now before we get started with the review. I want to tell you about the four bonuses that I’m going to give you when you pick up this product. The link to pick up this product is in the description box below, and the bonuses will be delivered to you automatically inside either Warrior Plus or jvzoo or wherever you’re buying this course from so these four bonuses are going to give you everything that you need to Become a full-time internet marketer bonus number one. Is I’m going to show you how I get 250 000 brand new subscribers every single Friday? This isn’t a technique, it’s not a sneaky method or anything like that.
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So it’s going to be like having your exact own course, but you’re not going to do any of the setting up you’re not going to do any of the hosting or anything like that. I host it all for you. I just give you 100 commissions throughout the funnel so that you can promote Empire as your own course. So that’s it for the bonus guys. That’S it for the bonuses, guys uh click, the link in the description at any point throughout this review.
If you want to join this course this product — and you will get these bonuses delivered to you automatically so with that said, let’s get started with the review. Hello, all welcome to to explain you how a Nico will work. So here is the very first screen login screen where you need to enter your login details. I am entering mine. After entering the details, click on sign in button. Earnico OTO — What Is Earnico? https://findnextby.com/earnico-oto-otos-upsell-links
You will get a message logged in successfully and will be redirected to this dashboard screen where you can see the count of the total sites created. Total products created, Total weekly views on your site and product click. Next to it, you can show the statistics, you can view the statistics of the clicks and views on your site on the basis of sites created, and here next section you will see recent sites that you have created. You can also see all the sites that you have created from this option now move to create new site option click on it fill the details. First, one is the site name right.
Facially then select the category from Fashion, Electronics, Sports, health and fitness, as I have given name fashionly. So I will choose fashion category then us and enter the subdomain here efficiently and click on continue. Please wait for some time till the sides created it has been created successfully and you will be redirected to this setting page from where you can customize various settings for the site. We will understand them one by one. The very first one is the site setting from here you can customize logo, fav, icon, footer text, copy, write, text, contact number and many more.
We will check on them one by one. First is the logo, I’m adding logo here then fave icon? Here you need to enter the contact email, then contact address, then contact number after that tagline new clothes new fraction, then footer text fashionly is the best site for pending inside then copyright text. Next setting is off. You can add the Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, link and Linkedin link from here and after entering all the links, click on Save next setting is the SEO setting. Earnico OTO — What Is Earnico? https://findnextby.com/earnico-oto-otos-upsell-links
You can enter meta Title Here, fashion, Lee and enter meta keywords. If you are writing multiple keywords, then separate them by comma fashion style, new friend write a description best site for your fashion. Related needs. Click on Save next option is the theme option from here. You can select the theme for your site.
After that add block setting from here, you can add blocks for your site by entering block detail. First, one is the block title or two: we are. You can enter any block title when you are traveling, then block keywords. I will traveling thoughts and you can upload the blog image from here enter the blog content like you can we are any comfortable Lots during or click on, add block button. The blog has been added successfully and you will be redirected here.
You can view this created blog and can also create new blog from this option, and you will be redirected again to the uneco site. Setting next option is the autoresponder option from here you can connect any of the desired autoresponder from the available. Then next one is the ads manager from here you can add, add for your site. Click on this add new button. Select the advertisement position as right middle bottom. Earnico OTO — What Is Earnico? https://findnextby.com/earnico-oto-otos-upsell-links
You can select any position where you want to show your ad on website after that select advertisement type as upload image. You can upload add image directly with this option or you can also show ad via custom code. I am selecting here upload image: option, adding any image of the recommended size and enter the redirect URL here and click on Save. Then please wait for some time. Your data has been added successfully.
Your ad has been added successfully, and here you can view the created ads and can create many more ad from this. Next, setting is the add product with this. You can add any custom product to your site for this enter product title and offer price product price product, actual price, upload product image. Then product URL, you can write any URL here. Then click on save your product data has been added successfully.
The very first is the home page. Here is the site tagline. This is the logo. Then here is the pre-generated blocks that are automatically coming from the category that you have selected and it also shows the created custom blog. These are the Amazon affiliate product and it’s the blog that you have added.
This will show the contact form and the details that you have added phone number address, email address and the social icon that, for which you have added the link now subscriber, will show the list of subscribers training in this option. You will see the training, video tutorial and support option. You can raise any query or concern to our support desk from this option. Thank you. Earnico OTO — What Is Earnico? https://findnextby.com/earnico-oto-otos-upsell-links
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2023.06.01 23:43 Due-Background-2903 I feel so broken
I (18f) bf (18m)Okay when I started dating my bf , we agreed no porn because it is bad for your sex life, and because of how degrading it is to me , he agreed , I had a gut feeling the whole time he was , and if I asked he would shout make me feel insecure or blank me and gaslight me so I wouldn't bring it up again , I thought I was just being crazy and obsessive , I should trust him right? Wrong about a year and half of lying to my face, I checked his advanced and there it was , all the usual sites , I felt sick and so angry I almost threw it at him while he slept , he confessed, shrugging at me while I cried and begged why I wasn't pretty enough , or good enough to be faithful to me . For context im plus size , 5'6/7 and he claims to love me and how I look , but then confesses to watching these skinny petite girls , all perfect and small , and he fantasises sleeping with them. This is was last summer and we are now two years in almost three , and this time I found cam sites on his history , and I feel sick to my stomach, he lied to my face before eventually confessing bc I told him ik he's lying and he disgusts me rn . He stares at his hands while I yet again cry , bc only a few months ago he told his mum I was controlling and horrible bc I didn't trust him still I feel sick , idk what to do . I feel so ugly , so unwanted he said its a bad habit but I feel so horrible , I don't want him to see me bc i'll never look like them , I'll never be thin and pretty like them, and I keep catching myself comparing and obsessing and feel close to relapsing , I could never leave him , he can be so lovely and kind , but I am sick to my stomach right now and no one gets it . I have a lot of childhood trauma and I am a csa survivor and was made to watch porn with my abuser from childhood , he knew it was very triggering for me and all of it meant before we dated , I had relationships with older men and sexulised myself from 13 bc I thought that's what I had to do to deserve love , I expected the pain from those relationships and people , but not from him when he knew how much it hurts.
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2023.06.01 23:42 taghag702 Climbing St. Peter’s Basilica dome as plus size?
Hello all, I am curious about the climb as a plus size woman. I am still in pretty good shape but larger than most. I wanted to do it but take breaks as needed. Can anyone offer any advice? As a plus size woman I’m scared to get stuck. Lol but also not lol :/
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2023.06.01 23:39 Parad0xMentality Help with party composition!
Hey friends! In preparation for release day I’m trying to nail down what classes I should roll with given the hugely restrictive size of only 4 member’s. I had a few clarifying questions if anyone is more knowledgeable and can help me spot any pitfalls I’m making.
My general layout is thus: I need a tank or front liner, lockpick/stealth, support(in/out of combat), and finally an arcane caster.
Looking at it this way it seems for lockpick I’m stuck with either rogue or ranger. I like rogues in tabletop but in game I find them kind of dry so it looks like I’ll grab a ranger here. One down.
Tank wise I really like paladins and barbarians are shockingly fun in EA. Unfortunately I like the theme of paladin better for a first play through plus he can work as a face. Paladin locked.
Arcane I can go any way with really. I enjoy them all equally, I think I might run mage just to be able to write all the spells I find.
The last slot is where I’m really torn. I think I’m leaning either bard/Druid/cleric and really I can go either way here. I think I might save bard for future play through a as I wasn’t too impressed with them in EA. But for Druid/cleric I’m lost. Druid seems more versatile, shapeshifting, control spells, healing spells, etc. I can’t really think of much that a cleric brings. Granted their high level spells are more “potent” but they seem very niche. Can anyone give me some pro/cons between these two?
Anyway I’d love any input or something I’m totally missing here.
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2023.06.01 23:36 chaosdunk69 32 [MF4F] #LosAngeles #Torrance - SoCal F*ck Buddies Seeking Third for July House Sitting 7/7-7/14 (32M, 50F)
Hey all! Hows it going, my friend with benefits and I are looking to do a little experimenting this summer. Ideally it would be when I house sit so a family friend in early July so here's a little about us and hopefully we can link up and have some fun.
Here's our stats just so you can size us up: I'm 32, 6'0 tall, white/mexican mixed brown hair and eyes, 175lbs, fit but not jacked, think a dad bod, 7 inches and thick cock, college educated, drink but don't smoke unless its 420 but mostly stick to vaping weed, have a car, have a job, easy to get a long with.
She's 50, 5'6, dark brown hair, thick and curvy asian, nice tits, squirts like a fountain, also likes a few drinks and smokes, similarly employed self sufficient etc.
We both met a few years ago amidst the heavier times of the pandemic and started to hook up on and off. Lately we've been hanging out frequently enough and experimenting a bit more and we are ready to have some fun and set up a threesome. We are both ready for this, this is strictly casual as are we and just another way for us to indulge and enjoy our private escapades. While this was originally my fantasy, she's into it as well so don't worry about one of us getting cold feet, we're ready to roll.
What we are looking for: someone, who's interested in experimenting with a casual couple and having some fun with us. This isn't some super deep "we want our unicorn" corny situation, we're just two horny adults who like to get together and indulge in that and we want someone else to come and do the same. As far. Age wise, we obviously have a pretty significant gap and don't mind that either, you can be 18-60. I think in that regard our only preference would be that you have some experience or be willing to learn and comfortable with learning if you don't. Other than that we both prefer and appreciate thickecurvier bodies so front of the line if that's you. Beyond that we have no preference in ethnicity. Just be clean/STD free since we are and ideally being on birth control is a big plus. And most importantly be horny and ready for some fun.
Anyways, hope we didn't talk your ear off. Get at us if you are down to chat and get to know us and plan something for July or possibly sooner if we hit it off and want to meet. She's in the valley and i'm in the South Bay of the Los Angeles area. She can host sometimes but ideally we'd be hosting in the Torrance area when it comes time to house sit. We have messengers for moving off reddit. Your ideal response includes a little about yourself and some pics so we can send you some in return.
Lets have some fun
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2023.06.01 23:27 acedeca99 [Relationship] 23 M4F looking for the one who’ll love me like I’ll love them
I’m a 23M looking for the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.
- 23 Years old
- 6 feet 5 inches
- A little bit plus sized but I’ve been working on it, making progress but still have some work to to.
- Brown hair, Hazel eyes
- Fiercely loyal and protective
- Extremely loving and caring once we connect but very shy at first.
- Deeply emotional. If I fall for you, I’m going to fall hard.
- Big old nerd about fantasy, sci-fi, reading, and pop culture.
- Will always love and be here for you to talk to or be with, you deserve to feel loved.
- Emotionally available
This is everything I feel comfortable sharing about myself right now. Hopefully you’re out there and looking for me as hard as I’m looking for you.
You’re the one I’m looking for if you are:
- Around my age, so between 20-25
- I don’t really care a whole lot about stuff like hair, eye color, race, religion, politics or anything like that. I just care about how much love and support we’re able to give each other.
- Fiercely loyal and protective
- Someone around average size or just over average size like me, I’d love some more inspiration and motivation to keep going to the gym and get better.
- Passionate about similar things, tell me about your passions when you reach out to me.
- Comfortable and available chatting and voice calling often and maybe meeting if we connect. I’ll always take a chance to hear your voice.
- Comfortable with exchanging photos after we’ve been talking for a week or two.
- A loving and caring person. I have a lot of love and comfort to give and hope to find someone similar.
- if I had to describe myself/personality or list some characters I aspire to be like I’d say Ted Lasso and Uncle Iroh.
If you’ve read this far, you’re just amazing. Direct message me if you feel a connection and want to talk more, but include something about yourself and include the phrase “I’ve missed you.” No chats please, my chats on Reddit have been bugging really bad so I might not see it. If you think we may be great for each other include your discord, snap, or whatever you normally use so we can talk.
If you’re here still, know that I love you and want to hear from you soon. ❤️❤️
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2023.06.01 23:25 Ready-Bat-8824 May 2023 Hilaria’s IG Recap = 18 Posts or “The peasants demand more sexy IG workout videos!”
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The latest iteration of the Baldwin PR plan is so simple it would take world-class clowns to mess it up: let Alec take center stage on his various social media platforms to drive home the point that he still has star power. Have “Hilaria” cut waaaay back on her posting and keep it light and fluffy with zero impromptu press conferences in statement sweatshirts. Maybe if the two people involved weren’t mega narcissists, this plan would have had a shot in hell. But here we are to puzzle over and enjoy the fact that these two cannot figure out how to fake being likable people. So, while the Reddit peasantry has been living life and commiserating over our sleuthing, Emperor Alejandro II and Grifty Guest Baldwin have been busy showing their true colors and likely burning through yet another PR team. Hillary’s IG Stats Hillary’s IG Posts Compared to Alec’s (not counting his three Twitter accounts, podcast IG, and Facebook)
Pictures of the kids
- April 2023: Hillary 16 posts & Alec 35 posts
- May 2023 Hillary 18 posts & Alec 67 posts
May 1 – May 15: Wrapping Up Rust & (Kinda) Following the PR Plan Also Hillary's babies: nails, ring, brows, lashes, cheekbones, lips, & breasts. Calling her one of the many forgotten fifth Beatles isn't it, sir. That popped knee is the hardest working Baldwin.
- Hillary = 50 (multiple pix per single posts)
- Alec = 21
- Most exploited/photographed kid = Romeo (featured in 23% of combined parent posts)
- Least exploited/photographed kid = Marilú (featured in .08% of combined parent posts)
- It’s actually an excellent thing both of these wingnuts are posting fewer pictures of Carmen bc the ones we did see were sad and disturbing: a 9-year-old in bright red lips and nails, short shorts, and skimpy tops, preening in the hallway mirror exactly like her vapid mother. Just, no.
Maybe Wiedeman should have asked, y'know, the world why this is so.
- Vulture published a puff piece entitled “Alec and Hilaria Against the World” (wut) that was egregiously ass-kissy but also hilariously poorly timed on the heels of Alec forgetting a whole ass kid. The IG comments excoriated Vulture and the author, Reeves Wiedeman. My favorite comment was: “Alec and his bat shit crazy wife have done more to unite people from all over the world and from all walks of life than the UN.”
Good thing they're prepared to quench their thirst.
- Jared is back on the IG rotation and those poor fried strands are hanging on for dear life.
May 16-31 Matilde’s PR Plan Goes Out the Window Hillary: \"no espoon para me, grathias.\"
- Alec celebrated Mother’s Day by shouting out the following people in this order: mother Carol, sister Beth, sister Jane, daughter Ireland, “my wife, Hilaria, and all the mothers out there.” He sounded loads more enthusiastic talking about his priest who died.
- He concluded his lackluster mini speech by whispering, “being a mom is something I’ve observed lately up close and, ah, it’s quite something.” What in the Jungian mother-complex is he talking about? Someday I will write a lengthy analysis of Alec’s mommy issues and how Hillary fits in.
Hopefully one of the nannies is enjoying her LE REVEs.
- Then, she slapped some free Italian sunglasses on Hillary while she was holding Ila and snapped a pic that she and the sunglass company posted on their respective IG pages and restricted comments rapidamente. I’m no marketing expert but this seems like…less than optimal branding? All quiet on the Matilde front for the rest of May.
Nothing wrong with the pic on the right. Sad she thinks her worth is attached to a filter.
- Romeo’s birthday party was Hillary’s first May grid post (i.e. stuff she wants to feature permanently, unlike stories). She posted 8 pictures and Romeo was only in two of them, probably because she was distracted by crafting a caption to align with her PR posting guidelines (Hilaria is a RELATABLE MOM, Hilaria can LAUGH at their KOOKY MISADVENTURES). Mostly she comes off as semi-literate and trying entirely too hard: “Anyone else’s kid tries to buy a giant piñata at party city?!??... Carmen dressed [us] in white and red strips with jeans.” Madam, lots of kids like piñatas and the word is “stripes.” Dr. Kathy, please considering asking your daughter to pay you back for all the years of tuition you paid only to have her pretend that her “multi” brain can’t quite grasp English syntax and spelling.
- In the most fortuitous of coincidences, Alec and Guest Baldwin attended one red carpet event in May (for an organization they donate to, claro) and Ireland announced the birth of her daughter, Holland, that same day. The pix Hillary posted versus the few Alec posted were a delight to behold.
For once, Alec is all of us. Jesus, lady, give it a rest.
- As Hillary exclusively told People magazine that night in reference to Ireland’s baby, “we’re so excited, we’re just so excited, you’re going to make me cry!” I bet she cried as she realized that her live action remake of Beauty and the Beast (iykyk) was overshadowed by sweet Holland’s birth announcement.
That grip on the little baby thigh : (
- So, what’s a step-abuela to do? How to acknowledge the birth but keep the focus on the ostrich feathers? Simple – feature a picture of Alec and Hillary all dressed up literally clinging to all the kids to force a family picture. Now, Alec doesn’t know his ass from his elbow when it comes to SM but Hillary knows – what most people would do is repost the original post. It’s already public and it keeps the focus on the person you’re celebrating. But Hillary celebrates others by saying “happy (event)” then making the accompanying picture about her.
I absolutely believe Alec knows about sociopathy. How you say...comedy gold?
- Consequently, Ireland’s new baby got one post from Abuela Hillary that featured Alec, the kids, and her, and Alec posted one picture of him and baby Ireland with the caption “my first baby had her first baby.” Hillary hasn’t liked or commented on any of Ireland’s grid posts about Holland. To put this in perspective, in May Alec posted about Rust 8 times, The Beatles 5 times, and his excruciatingly boring podcast 4 times. Are they happy about the baby? I’m sure they are. Do they know how to show that in ways that don’t involve Alec and Hillary being the main characters? No.
- Perhaps felling particularly edgy after that drive to the PEN America Literary Gala where Hillary pouted about her red-carpet thunder being stolen by the coincidental timing of the birth announcement and fussed over her feathers, Alec lost his shit in the most Alec way possible: berating a server trying to do her job and speaking to her in a wildly demeaning and condescending manner.
- According to what the server told Page Six, she was trying to serve the head of the table where Alec was standing and chatting with another guest. The server said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re going to have servers walking through the tables here in a minute.” Alec: (very agitated) “So when is it a good time to talk to my friends?" Server: speechless. Alec: “do I have to explain it to you?” Server: “No.” Alec: “Well then, step aside.” Later her coworkers told her he was “calling her a peasant.”
- He didn't deny the interaction, but he did deny calling the server a peasant. He is despicable for talking to anyone this way. The fact that the media picked up this story as opposed to fawning over Hillary’s dress or her pose with the inspirational placard was chef’s kiss gold.
Santa Híláríá de la Leche Materna Falsa.
- All in the same day, the Undynamic Duo was seen in wild, Alec bashed Martha Ross (the ordacity), Hillary celebrated Ilaria’s 8 months of life by posting a carousel of 6 grid pix, one of which featured the true stars of any Hillary Lynn production: her “lactating” breasts. Where’s that bottle of Gatorade from the elevator pic?
The creepy eye contact, dear Lord.
- Then came the video that launched parodies, articles, and posts galore: Hillary’s Humpty Dance (no offense, Digital Underground). Just as she posted herself filtered and angled to showcase an anatomically improbable tiny waist and claimed it was about her pants, or posted a shot of her cleavage and claimed it was about her kid’s 8-month birthday, here she was writhing around in her Victoria’s Secret bra and tiny tank top to garner compliments but pretending she’s invested in giving wellness advice.
- All this accomplished was getting people talking about her yet again as “angry Alec Baldwin’s cringey wife who faked an accent and a heritage and now is doing (insert her antics here).” The subsequent loss of followers was icing on Hillary’s (zero calorie zero flavor) cake.
22 comments = .000022% of her followers.
- Celeste Barber (“We call this workout The Horny Teenager”) and Anna Roisman (“This ejercicia will help your back!”) NAILED their impersonations by capturing what makes Hillary so absurd: she has no self-awareness and no sense of humor - a mix that makes most of what she posts repeatedly miss the mark.
- Her lil’ combo of hip thrusts and side-to sides, modified pushups with bewbs overflowing, and some leg flailing inspired fabulous comments. One person on Celeste’s page noted: “It might seem strange but this is how they work out in Spain,” and one on Anna’s page quipped: “I’m now pregnant with a Baldwinito after watching this.”
- This cringefest was Hillary asking people to praise her for being skinny and sexy (ahem). Body positivity is great, but it is gaslighting when she (or any influencer) claims “anyone can look like me if they hydrate and do these simple exercises a few minutes day.” Hillary has disordered eating, exercises for hours daily while women of color raise her kids, and gets high-end cosmetic procedures to plump, fill, tuck, suck, brighten, and tighten. The shameful part is not that she does this stuff, it’s that she lies about it – poorly.
Mich, girl, that witchy ship has sailed.
- MichWho tried to show up for Hilz after the humpy yoga debacle by posting this terrible picture that u/Queefer_Sutherland captioned “Easter Island Moai doing Munchausen Mami dirty” and I thought I had died and gone to pepino heaven.
I spy with my little eye... I like the ring of \"outrageous embellishments.\"
- Of course, PeePaw had to weigh in on Tina Turner’s death by posting a throwback video of the two of them on SNL (he was the least interesting thing about that not so funny skit) and then stealing photographer Brian Hamill’s post about her. Quotation marks are free, Zander.
- Then it was back to the PR plan with Alec posting a cut and paste tribute to his mom on the one-year anniversary of her passing, pictures of him and the older boys getting haircuts, and a pap walk with Alec finally, FINALLY, in sensible footwear for a man with hip and alignment issues and Hillary reluctantly sporting her “relatable mom jeans” (size 2 for all the fat, infertile Karens wondering, size 4 only when she’s hugely pregnant) and her insufferable “Keep Calm and Foca Playa” hat.
Losing the fake accent has been a long time necessary, too, Hilz.
- For last post of the month, Hillary chose a picture of her and Alec in the hospital as he recovers from hip replacement surgery which she claimed was “a long time necessary.” If ever we needed Cher to smack someone and yell, “snap out of it!” it is now.
- In the end, Hillary’s eyebrow fucker-upper* summed it up perfectly by commenting “Glad and happy all went well. Send him a speedy recovery. P.S. Your Brow’s! Brow’s Game Strong.” Wonky apostrophes aside, that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? Hillary’s blowout, lash extensions, micro bladed brows, and plumped lips are the stars and Aleek is a bit player. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
*Forever in love with this term coined by u/-graphophobia-
2023.06.01 23:16 Classic-Sherbet-375 Postpartum underwear/diapers for plus size?
FTM and I’m struggling with which route to go. I bought some underwear that I thought I’d be able to wear postpartum with a pad but I have an apron belly and they’re just not fitting right. If I pull them up over my belly I don’t think the pad will sit properly and if I sit them under my belly (like I do most underwear) I’m worried it would irritate the incision if I end up with a C-section. I’ve been looking at adult diapers but I’m not sure which brand or what kind and they’re so expensive I don’t want to buy them and then they don’t fit right either. I want them to be big enough to fit around the belly but snug enough to protect against leaks. I’m 38 weeks today so nothing like waiting until the last minute. Hoping to hear other suggestions on what worked for you or what you plan to do either with underwear or diapers. Thank you I’m advance!
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2023.06.01 23:12 ThrowRA_unworthy My [25F] bf [28M] is flirty with his coworker
Hello, my bf changed jobs a while ago and in his workplace there are a lot of females. He recently told me a little about some of them because they had a party at the workplace and he showed me some photos and presented me his coworkers. One of them is a 36F, divorced. She is a manager in another department. She seems much younger because she has a lot of plastic surgery (face & chest) and she is also in shape. I know he does not like to have his coworkers on his personal social media accounts, but when we were watching a youtube video, he received a FB notification from her (she posted something on her profile) and she also is the only person he talked to on his work Slack app except from his manager. He told me there is nothing to be worried about, he always wants to make me feel good enough even if I am most of the time natural (I don’t wear lots of makeup, I don’t have plastic surgery, I have moderate chest size, but I don’t know why I feel that I am not good enough, I don’t know why I am scared). He avoids to talk about her or other female coworkers because he knows I feel inferior because I look more younger than my age and I don’t like to doll myself up a lot.
I don’t know, it feels strange that he is that friendly with her, that they message each other. I don’t want to ask him what they talk about or to ask him to show me their messages, I don’t want to do it in a relationship. I got to understand that he is an easy going person (even if I am not and I can’t understand how he can be that flirty with anyone). He believes that a little flirt at the workplace is not something wrong, that it is fun and playful, but I just can’t get that.
How can we have a conversation about it?
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2023.06.01 23:08 sbayz92 Looking for a work laptop that can handle a lot of tabs under ~$1700
Budget: Under ~$1700
Usage: 6+ hours a day for 2-3 years
Screen size: Under 14"
I'm looking for a laptop that serves me well for at home business work. I've used Dell XPS for the last 7 years (new one every 2 years) but the recent XPS 13 plus had touchpad/Clicking issues driving me crazy so I had to get rid of it.
I prefer buying a cheaper laptop (rather than a mac) because I like to get a new one every 2-3 years.
I would say I use it half the time on my lap and half the time hooked up to a monitor.
32gb or more ram is neccesary because I work with ALOT of tabs.
Would love to hear some reccomendations!
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2023.06.01 23:05 Imi-tater People who are attracted to plus size people, not fetishizing, what makes you attracted to them physically?
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2023.06.01 22:58 Temporary-Ad-1468 FS, US, size 7.5, 14k white gold, 2.5x5mm, full band marquise cut moissanite GH VVS 26 stone ring - Price reduced!
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$199 PayPal G&S including shipping. Reason for Selling:
It is an exquisite ring. Unfortunately, it is a little small for me. I made a mistake thinking that size 7.5 US would fit my right hand, since that is what I wear on my left. Shipping Cost & Method:
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2023.06.01 22:58 funkyg73 So my car has been condemned :(
2013 Fiesta Titanium 1.5 diesel, 130,000 miles. Driving home last night and as I got close I noticed a tapping noise. Took it to my trusted local garage and he thinks it definitely something top end. Based on costs to strip down, diagnose, and rebuild the engine versus the value of the car we have decided to try and trade it in somewhere for something new. Hopefully wherever I go will just do a visual valuation. I’ve had it from new so have had my money’s worth, but even so it’s annoying as it was ‘free’ motoring. No idea what to get other than something the same size but in petrol/hybrid this time around. Probably looking to spend around £15k plus whatever I can get for my car.
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2023.06.01 22:48 nowthatsmagic Torrid quality?
When Torrid first came on the scene in the early ‘00s, the fabrics they used were different (and not as good) from other more mainstream stores at the mall. This was back when plus sized fashion was very ~other~.
I love the designs I’m seeing from Torrid, but my memory of their fabrics from back in the day keep me from wanting to buy from them.
Curious to hear if their quality is good now?
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2023.06.01 22:46 MjolnirPants Gary and the Nightmare: Part 2
Percy handed Gary the list and he looked it over, then handed it to Inanna. She glanced down and quickly counted the locations on it.
"Yeah. I'll get a wizard and two security operators to each one. Percy, Beth, can you guys call them and let them know? I don't want any surprises when a weirdo and two heavily armed mercs show up at these people's homes."
Percy and Beth both nodded. "Yeah. Is there anything else you need from us?"
Gary and Inanna glanced at each other. Both of them knew what they needed, but neither particularly liked it. Gary gave her a slight nod. He'd say it. He squared himself up to Percy.
"You an' yer wife should go find a different place to sleep tonight. But not Suzanne."
"Why not?" Beth asked as Percy winced, understanding.
"Because," Gary explained. "We need her here to make sure this thing has something here to target. We don't want it following you guys elsewhere, expanding its territory."
"You want to use her as bait?!" Beth gasped. Gary held up both hands, but Inanna stepped forward.
"We will keep her safe, I promise. Gary is a retired green beret, who's since been imbued with a perfect, and I mean literally perfect, knowledge of all combat arts to have ever existed, in addition to being a powerful sorcerer in his own rights."
Sorcerers were what most of the world knew demigods as, Gary knew. It was yet another effect of Sookie's show, which had chosen that word as it was 'less confusing' than demigod.
"I'm a sorcerer as well, in addition to being a former goddess. My earliest memories predate the construction of the pyramids, and I've seen these kinds of spirits before. I know how to handle them."
Beth and Percy glanced at each other uncertainly.
"I swear on my life, on my husband's and daughter's lives that I will die before I let anything happen to that girl of yours," Gary said. Percy looked at him so Gary fixed his eyes on the other man's, letting him see the sincerity in his declaration. After a moment, he looked at Beth, who felt the weight of his gaze and met his eyes.
Percy nodded. Beth sighed and took his hand.
"Okay," he said quietly. "Let me go talk to Suzanne."
Inanna and Gary hopped out of Old Bess at the nearby park. "I think this will work," she said. Gary looked around, noticing a few people. Some teenagers, hanging out at one of the picnic pavilions, smoking cigarettes and chatting and playing on their phones. A couple of mothers, sitting on the benches, watching their kids as they played on the playground, or else hanging around the two obvious fathers, smiling and chatting.
"It does seem to have a similar vibe," Gary said. He glanced at the sign and noted the lack of posted hours. There was no obvious place to lock the gate of the fence that surrounded it, either. Both were good signs, meaning that any cop driving past would be unlikely to disturb them. Of course, it also meant Gary might have to chase people off later, but he was confident in his ability to do that.
"We'll have to do the ritual here first," Inanna said. "At sunset would be best." Gary nodded. He pointed to a flat area of grass between the pavilions and the playground. "That gonna be big enough?"
"Yup," Inanna confirmed.
"Now for the real question," Gary asked, turning to face her. "Are you up for this?"
Inanna sighed. "I mean... I know
that I have all my bases covered, but the difficulty I'm still having doing magic is worrying. But honestly... Gary, this is mostly on you. I've upgraded my buttplug to conceal magic and heat, and the ring I have for Suzanne will do the same for her. The illusion is on you to power, I'll just be shaping it. If something goes wrong and the spirit attacks us, I'm sure I can fend it off long enough for you to teleport back and take over."
Gary winced. Inanna had always been someone he'd known as a powerhouse, both magically and physically. She still was in the latter category, but a spirit like this required one to imbue their body with magic to fight it. And Inanna had been open about her difficulties using magic ever since she'd been taken by Sarisa.
The sad truth was, she was weak now.
Her body healed far more slowly than those of the other demigods. Her ability to draw magic from her wells was increasing as she practiced daily, but it was still nowhere near what it was. Even compared to human wizards, who had to draw in trickles of magic from their environment to power their spells, she was a lightweight.
Sure, she could beat the tar out of a whole bunch of normal people, even trained fighters, even all at once. Her martial skills had been untouched. But normal people were rarely the kinds of threats the Group dealt with. She'd moved over to Investigative services for that exact reason. Her magical senses still worked just fine. She could investigate, and her prodigious knowledge of all things supernatural helped her a lot in that regards.
Speaking of her prodigious knowledge...
"So fill me on on this spirit," Gary said. "I know ya didn't want to talk about it in front of them, but we're alone now."
Inanna gestured to an empty table under one of the pavilions and they both walked over and sat.
"Okay, so this is a bugbear. They're actually an offshoot of the Yokai, but clearly they don't look anything like them, so-" She stopped as she noticed Gary giving her the stink eye.
"Uh, most Yokai are kinda like pig-men. Bodies of men, but with really thick chests and faces like wild pigs. It doesn't matter. Bugbears can change their form at will, and they often choose forms designed to engender terror. In this case, I think this one is going off Slenderman."
"That's the one the internet made up, right?"
"Yup. It's an obvious choice. Slenderman steals children, bugbears feed on children's deaths. So dying in fear produces a lot of energy, and this energy is a bugbear's favorite nourishment. They sniff out children living in fear and give them nightmares to 'fatten them up', so to speak. Then, when they've become scared enough, they strike, ripping the fear and soul out. That's what causes the torn heart tissue. The body's desperately clinging to the soul, but the fear is giving the bugbear enough strength to kill."
"So they eat souls?"
"No, they eat the fear that's clinging to the soul. There isn't much that can even damage a soul."
"Jerry's got one in his sword," Gary pointed out.
"Yeah, well, that's Jerry. I have no idea how he did that, and I'm not sure I want to know."
"I'm scared to ask," Gary admitted. "Mostly because I know he'd answer." Inanna laughed.
"So what do I need to know as far as weaknesses and strengths about this thing?"
"Well, they're not particularly tough, as I recall, but bear in mind that I was a goddess, the last time I dealt with one. That being said, I don't foresee you being unable to take it down. They don't have any particular weaknesses, except fearless resolve. Children have chased them off before, by confronting them that way. You can physically injure it, so long as you're flooding your body with magic, which I think you'd be doing as a matter of course, right?"
"Ayup. Being able to benchpress a Buick does come in handy in a fight." Inanna nodded.
"Good," she said. "Specific strengths are that they can get in your head. Like, real easily. And they have a certain degree of precognition. That being said, they're not intelligent, though they can speak."
"So what advice do you have?"
"Hmm," Inanna said, rubbing her chin. "Don't plan to keep it out with a mental shield, because it'll slip right around it. Instead, let it in, then confront it with fearless resolve. I don't think that'll be an issue for you. Inside your head, you can hurt the thing. In fact, it's more vulnerable there than physically, because it can make its form incorporeal, which makes fighting it tricky. Fire was the preferred method, back in the day. If you fight it physically, I strongly suggest using a wet blanket on it, right off the bat. That will keep it from going incorporeal entirely, but its ability to do so is very deeply seated, so it'll still be able to thin its form out as a tactic."
"Make my bullets pass right through it?" Gary asked. Inanna nodded and tapped the tip of her nose. "Like I said, fire works. I know you figured out how to throw a fireball, so that. Your sword and shield should be pretty effective, too. The magic in them should bypass its abilities, and you can ignite the blade, in any event.
"If you fight it in your mind, it's much simpler. Just don't be afraid, do be determined and beat the shit out of it. It'll put up quite a fight, because it knows how to work in a mental landscape, but I'm sure you can handle it."
Gary nodded. "All righty. Sounds good. So we're agreed that this is the place we'll redirect the thing to?"
"Yeah. We don't want to leave the sort of magical carnage behind in that house. All sorts of spiritual creepy crawlies might spring out of it."
Gary stood. "Let's go explain the plan to them, and then we can get started." Inanna stood as well.
They pulled back into the park just before sunset. The ritual at the house had been completed. Suzanne was sitting between them, her foster parents gone to spend the night with one of the other foster families, safe and sound under the watchful eye of a wizard who knew what to look for and two hardasses from the security division, just in case.
"Awwright, now you just wait right here, Darlin'," Gary said to Suzanne. He unclipped his troll doll and handed it to her. "This is Tootsie. Now, he may not look like much, but he's a real shit-kicker, you hear me?" He finished with a wink that made Suzanne smile briefly.
"He'll keep you safe. We're gonna be right out there, working some magic. You'll be able to see us the whole time. I'm gonna lock you in, but leave the windows cracked. If anything bad happens, you just go ahead and scream at the top of your lungs, and we'll come running, and lay down some justified hate on whoever's doing you wrong. Assuming, that is, that Tootsie ain't ground 'em into sausage by the time we get here."
Suzanne took the troll doll with another quick smile. "Okay," she said.
Gary and Inanna got out.
There was a young lady still in the park, all by herself. She was talking on the phone and sipping some kind of iced coffee drink from a Starbucks cup.
"Want me to ask her to leave?" Inanna asked.
"Naw, I got this. Ya might wanna listen though," Gary said with a mischievous wink. He walked over to the bench the girl was sitting on and sat next to her, leering. She recoiled a little and pressed her phone to her shoulder.
"Can I help you?" she asked, her voice snobby.
"Are you from Mississippi?" Gary asked. "Cuz' yer the only Miss whose piss I wanna sip."
"Fucking pervert!" the young woman cried with a disgusted expression. She quickly stood and hurried out of the park, chased down the block by Inanna's laughter.
"You were right, I'm so glad I listened to that."
"Heh," Gary chuffed. "Last time I had to do that, I just rubbed my beard and told her that her kids were cute. Real
fucking cute. Worked just as well, though. I think I like this way, better."
Inanna shuddered and shook her head sadly. "Gary, if I didn't know you were a teddy bear, that
one would disturb me." Gary chuckled as she began to undress for the ritual. She peeled her shirt off to reveal a surprise; she was wearing a bra. After kicking off her shoes, Gary got a another shock when she peeled her pants down to reveal a pair of underwear.
It was lacy, tiny underwear with a string instead of a back, but still.
"Sheeit," Gary said. "Never thought I'd see you wearing drawers. Or an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, neither."
Inanna chuckled. "Well, Jerry rubs off on me just as much a I rub off on him. And we rub each other off plenty. Besides, things got a little weird when Swaim and Aaina became friends. Both of us ladies in the house have taken to wearing underwear, the past year or so."
"How's she doing? She still having nightmares?" Gary asked. Inanna pulled her bra off and then her panties followed, and she neatly folded all of them and placed them on the bench next to Gary.
"Yeah, she is," she said with a wince. "I think they're getting less common. But it's still most nights."
"Can't blame her," Gary said. "She got blooded by accident. Has reason to believe one of the men she killed maybe didn't deserve it."
"She's got a lot of guilt over both," Inanna said. "But she's open about it, which is good. Her and Jerry have gotten a little closer, if you can believe that's possible."
"I hardly can," Gary quipped. Inanna nodded. "They've been having long talks on the back porch from time to time. They seem to be helping."
"You got yourself a damn fine man, Inanna."
"I really did," she said with a wistful sigh. "And I can't fuck his brains out tonight, because we're busy."
"I feel that," Gary said, picturing Chris' face, contorted in ecstasy in his mind. Oh well. They'd just have even more fun, tomorrow night.
"I asked Sookie to come over," Inanna went on. "She's the only one he'll fool around with when I'm not there."
"That don't make you jealous none?" Gary asked. Sookie regularly hit on Chris, and though Gary knew Chris would never betray him, he still felt a twinge every time she did.
Inanna shrugged, an evil grin spreading on her features. "It does, but a little jealousy hurts less than the thought of giving him the slightest reprieve."
Gary barked another laugh out. "I feel a pang of pity for him, from time to time."
"Don't bother. He protests all the time, but I know he loves it. Hell, when he lost his memory, the first thing he did was run off and start a sex cult."
"Point taken. So that's what it is, then? You think he's got a bigger libido than he lets on?"
"Oh yeah. Even when we first met, and he was acting terrified. He begged Sarisa for help, and instead of trying to calm me down, she offered to make sure he could keep up with me, and he jumped
at that opportunity. And he's only gotten a bigger appetite, since. He's just too shy to admit it."
Gary shook his head. "Girl, I swear, I don't really get where you two are coming from. But I love the both of yas, and ya both love each other, and that's all I need to know."
Inanna smiled and kissed him on the forehead. "You're the best, Gary," she said.
"Ugh, girl cooties," Gary responded with a wink.
Inanna walked over to the open space and spread her arms, so Gary dug into his wells and began to push power into her. She paced around, muttering to herself and waving her arms around. Gary didn't really get what she was doing, but he could see the effects. She was leaving a complex weaving of magic behind her. It was magic that felt like a home, full of warmth and love, but with an undercurrent of fear. It was a home in which something horrible had happened, and a family was trying to move on, relying on each other to do so.
When she finished the first weaving, she began to move again, this time around a smaller area. Gary saw the result with both his physical and magical eyes, this time. A child's bed, with Suzanne curled up in it. It was a masterful illusion, something that probably even Yarm couldn't match, thanks to Inanna's incomparable experience.
Gary continued to feed her power as she took her time, getting every detail right. When she finally seemed satisfied with the bed, she stood and quickly wove the last part. A trap, that would bring any spiritual being that triggered the magic back at the house to this place. The illusion she had woven would keep it here, thinking it was still in the home, long enough for Gary to kill it.
"Okay," she said. Gary noticed that she was dripping with sweat, despite the cool night.
"Took a lot out of ya?" he asked quietly as she held a hand out to him. He produced a towel from hammerspace and handed it over.
"Yeah, thanks," she dried herself off, then sat on the bench. "I'm gonna let my core cool off a bit, or I'll just sweat through my clothes."
"Take your time," he said, glancing over at Old Bess, where he could see Suzanne holding up the troll doll and speaking to it. She seemed contented enough.
"God, that kills me," she said between deep breaths. "I can't wait for Jerry to figure out what's wrong with my magic. Getting it back the human way is such a pain in the ass."
Gary put a hand on her knee in comfort, thought twice about that, and then moved it to her shoulder.
"Got me excited there for a second," Inanna said with a wink.
"Heh. As I understand it, the last time Jerry thought you and I might bump uglies, that turned into quite the shit-storm."
"Yeah," Inanna sighed. "I was a lot more insecure back then. Plus, the fact that it was Sarisa..."
Gary bit his tongue, thinking of more recent events. Inanna glanced at him, then narrowed her eyes.
"What," she demanded.
"Nothin," Gary said. "And just cause you know it ain't actually nothing don't mean you can pry it out of me, so don't make shit weird."
"Oh for fuck's sake," Inanna said. "Come on, Gary. I know about the bro code, but just... Fuck."
A light bulb veritably lit up over her head. "Wait, is this about Avarisa?"
Gary looked away.
"Ahh," Inanna said with a sigh of relief. "I already knew about that." She chuffed a laugh. "Imagine Jerry trying to keep that kind of secret."
"Heh, good point. You okay with it, though?"
"Well, I mean, it bothers me a lot more than the thought of him sleeping alone or slamming Sookie up the shitter, but I mean... He thought I was dead. And she was... Well, she couldn't resist. I hate to say it, because I think I mistreated her, but I'm kinda glad she's gone. It's easier, this way."
Gary nodded. "Well, I'm glad you knew, I guess."
"I made myself look like her, a couple weeks ago," Inanna said. "He wouldn't touch me till I changed back."
"Fuckin' hell," Gary laughed. "I guess that sounds like Jerry."
Inanna stood and gave herself another wipe down with the towel. She picked up her bra, pulling it on and adjusting herself. It took a lot of adjusting, because there was a lot to adjust. Then she pulled her panties on. She quickly got her pants, shirt and shoes back on, and then adjusted her gun to sit comfortably.
"Okay, let's get back before it gets too late."
"Ya forgot yer buttplug," Gary said mildly. Inanna laughed.
"I can't believe you didn't notice just now, but I've been wearing it all day, Gary. Come on, I thought you knew me?"
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2023.06.01 22:44 chubbyxbunni Ugh, so done with dating.
This is dramatic, I know. I have been single for over 4 years. I'm almost 97% sure my ex bf was talking to other women online, possibly flirting and other things. Anways, I talked to guys off dating apps and even got my first number last weekend. Thought I hit the jackpot of meeting all sorts of men, and when I got the number I felt like "oh hey, maybe you arent as bad as you make it seem" never once has this guy given me a compliment, he told me I was "nice". He was drunk when he got my number, so the thought stands. Maybe he found me attractive when he initially met me, but then had second thoughts when he met me for a date when he wasn't drunk like I looked better when he was drunk. I still found him insanely attractive when i met him. He was "surprised" I had met him go to lunch. He said how the other females he met were flakey. He did pay for me, and we have been texting but yesterday I didn't hear from him. And whenever I do hear from him, it's hours and hours apart.
I've been talking to a few other guys whom the distance is far enough away that they don't want to travel that far. I asked a guy to get food, and he said, "I would, but the distance is too much," so why continue talking to me?
It hurts because I've seen men travel hours every weekend to see their significant other. My brother drives 2 hours to see his girlfriend every Wednesday and weekend.
When I went on that "date" I complimented him (not too much, just gave him compliments) and I know people are weird sometimes about compliments but I feel like if he was interested he would've said "you look amazing".
I sometimes feel that if I lost weight, I wouldn't have to deal with this. It really sucks, and knowing you're good enough to send selfies to or for a limited amount of time to chat or for sex, but to want a relationship with me is Ludacris. I am about ready to give up. It's gotten to the point where I don't believe in love, I actually never did, but I had carried hope there for a while.
It really seems like no one else around me has any issues besides me and the plus-size women. It leads me to believe men don't like bigger women as much as they claim. I just never seen it.
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