Raja ki aayegi baraat song
The riots in Bengal is not a hindu muslim riot but a riot between tmc and bjp goons
2023.04.01 21:11 bwayne2015 The riots in Bengal is not a hindu muslim riot but a riot between tmc and bjp goons
So I am following the news closely and talked with many residents and my friends on this topic.
Bengal normally doesn't worship Ram as their main deity. Bengalis are mainly disciple of mata Shakti.
But the area where this incident happened has a ram temple which very famous among Bengalis and non Bengalis of that area.
Also this kind of problem happens every year just that this year it went out of control.
So what happened? A lot of hindus started a possession with swords and sheild on the day of ram navami and with chants continuous chants of jai shree ram, Bharat mata ki jai etc. Which is totally fine. Then some songs they started to play which were on the similar lines of "mua mada***" infront of the muslim areas and some people entered mosque areas and started jai sri ram chants on the premises. Obviously if they opposite thing happened the hindus wouldn't like it would they?
Anyway after this both communities are claiming that the other side started attacking them. But the people mainly who are getting arrested are just belong from either party.
Bengalis do possession too and muslims have never created any problem there, for example Durga Puja possession happen.
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Bengal normally doesn't worship Ram as their main deity. Bengalis are mainly disciple of mata Shakti.
But the area where this incident happened has a ram temple which very famous among Bengalis and non Bengalis of that area.
Also this kind of problem happens every year just that this year it went out of control.
So what happened? A lot of hindus started a possession with swords and sheild on the day of ram navami and with chants continuous chants of jai shree ram, Bharat mata ki jai etc. Which is totally fine. Then some songs they started to play which were on the similar lines of "mua mada***" infront of the muslim areas and some people entered mosque areas and started jai sri ram chants on the premises. Obviously if they opposite thing happened the hindus wouldn't like it would they?
Anyway after this both communities are claiming that the other side started attacking them. But the people mainly who are getting arrested are just belong from either party.
Bengalis do possession too and muslims have never created any problem there, for example Durga Puja possession happen.
2023.04.01 19:53 techtx1 Viduthalai songs and bgm
I just loved the songs especially after watching the movie. I know many on this sub have said they hated the songs but I just can’t get them out of my head. I already liked Vazhi neduga before the movie but now Onnoda nadandha and Arutperunjothi both keep playing in my head. Just so happy to see Raja back to form.
The bgm too was pretty good except the one scene where the police were rounding up the villagers and encountering anyone who helped Vaathiyar. Somehow the music took me out of the movie in that scene and not in a good way. But the opening train wreck scene was elevated purely by the bgm. The camera work was fine but the set piece was so artificial obviously due to the budget. But the bgm really got me into the movie and kept me hooked.
I do feel GVP would’ve been a better choice but I am happy with Raja’s work.
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The bgm too was pretty good except the one scene where the police were rounding up the villagers and encountering anyone who helped Vaathiyar. Somehow the music took me out of the movie in that scene and not in a good way. But the opening train wreck scene was elevated purely by the bgm. The camera work was fine but the set piece was so artificial obviously due to the budget. But the bgm really got me into the movie and kept me hooked.
I do feel GVP would’ve been a better choice but I am happy with Raja’s work.
2023.04.01 18:04 thehighshibe 23[M4R] UK/EU medschool is kicking my ass I need backup!
Hello! I'm just gonna get straight to it
I'm a 23 year old dude, and live(d) in England my whole life, but ended up moving to Prague for (wait for it) more work.
I went to university in the UK to do biomedical sciences last year but wasn't a big fan of it. Still graduated with a CertHE but I've moved onto bigger things (literally) by switching to medical school in Europa, which I admit is kicking my ass right now.
Big fan of dark humor but not all dark humor (you know what I mean), here's a handy chart I made ArT iS mY pAsSiON, no but I like drawing things very very very poorly on my iPad with Apple Pencil ™ ™ ™ ™ and I’ll draw stuff for you too because why not, I like drawing things and they become less terrible as time goes on, you'll be able to see the improvement in (sorta) real time!
Now my main redeeming characteristic is my dog, this clown called tyson is my dearest friend and closest ally, bar none
Music is a tough one, to name a band I like off the top of my head and my favourite artist from that genre I'd have to say, Ki: Theory for electronica and Watsky who makes phenomenal concept albums and got me through some very tough times. I also play Guitar & Piano and had planned to pick up violin soon but I've been longing it off. Favourite song right now is Conversations by watsky. Also Cid Rim, also Four Tet, also so many others.
I speak, English, German, Czech and Latin, in that order of fluentness and I'm learning Spanish. I've learnt German as I want to move to Germany of them after I'm done with med school and single handedly save the NHS from the brink of collapse somehow, if there's any of it still left. We are taught Czech in class because we have to but that's through my university not as a hobby, it's hard but I can just about make sense of it. I also learnt latin in both high school and university because the medical system in mainland Europe is all in latin. Also trying to bolster my portfolio by learning c++ on the side too, but I feel at home with C-sharp and python the most.
Movie and TV fan would be an understatement, but wouldn't say I'm a critic. I LOVED Better call Saul even though I didn't want to buy into the hype initially, I begrudgingly admit that it is infact an incredible piece of media. So is Bodyguard on Netflix (which I highly recommend, it's got that guy who looks like he's always got a hamster in his mouth). I also watch and rewatch The Kingsman movies almost religiously, and I credit them with changing the trajectory of my life. I watch a lot of Mustard and Dankpods on youtube too, and Drew Gooden, cos he's Drew Gooden. Planes, defunct consumer electronics and over analysis of instagram ads is what I call peak media.
I love reading, Particular favourites are Fahrenheit 451, nineteen eighty four, the giver, brave new world and more! I just like the dystopian genre, it really sucks you in. I like the Halo novels too, been reading them since I was a kid. I'm just a fan of all things Halo, even the objectively bad rubbish. I'm a fan of dystopian sci fi whatever the medium i suppose. Also I don't care what anyone says the Kindle is better than real books, it just is. I've been told my accent is a bit odd because it's a mix of british and american (I don't know why, I've never been to the states) I assume since I'm learning more languages I'm sure it'll be even more of an amalgamation/abomination.
Any chance I get I'm trying to be mr worldwide and just go travelling anywhere and everywhere to see what the world has to offer, but I've been stuck to continental Europe for a while now :(
If you've gotten this far, then here's a very important very interesting tidbit: Me and my friends call tyson tyson the bison because he looks kinda like a bison if you close your eyes and imagine a bison. Let me know if you're down to talk! I'm not an expert on anything but can keep a conversation going on almost everything. Also more tyson pictures that's my main export, and that's probably definitely maybe not a bribe
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I'm a 23 year old dude, and live(d) in England my whole life, but ended up moving to Prague for (wait for it) more work.
I went to university in the UK to do biomedical sciences last year but wasn't a big fan of it. Still graduated with a CertHE but I've moved onto bigger things (literally) by switching to medical school in Europa, which I admit is kicking my ass right now.
Big fan of dark humor but not all dark humor (you know what I mean), here's a handy chart I made ArT iS mY pAsSiON, no but I like drawing things very very very poorly on my iPad with Apple Pencil ™ ™ ™ ™ and I’ll draw stuff for you too because why not, I like drawing things and they become less terrible as time goes on, you'll be able to see the improvement in (sorta) real time!
Now my main redeeming characteristic is my dog, this clown called tyson is my dearest friend and closest ally, bar none
Music is a tough one, to name a band I like off the top of my head and my favourite artist from that genre I'd have to say, Ki: Theory for electronica and Watsky who makes phenomenal concept albums and got me through some very tough times. I also play Guitar & Piano and had planned to pick up violin soon but I've been longing it off. Favourite song right now is Conversations by watsky. Also Cid Rim, also Four Tet, also so many others.
I speak, English, German, Czech and Latin, in that order of fluentness and I'm learning Spanish. I've learnt German as I want to move to Germany of them after I'm done with med school and single handedly save the NHS from the brink of collapse somehow, if there's any of it still left. We are taught Czech in class because we have to but that's through my university not as a hobby, it's hard but I can just about make sense of it. I also learnt latin in both high school and university because the medical system in mainland Europe is all in latin. Also trying to bolster my portfolio by learning c++ on the side too, but I feel at home with C-sharp and python the most.
Movie and TV fan would be an understatement, but wouldn't say I'm a critic. I LOVED Better call Saul even though I didn't want to buy into the hype initially, I begrudgingly admit that it is infact an incredible piece of media. So is Bodyguard on Netflix (which I highly recommend, it's got that guy who looks like he's always got a hamster in his mouth). I also watch and rewatch The Kingsman movies almost religiously, and I credit them with changing the trajectory of my life. I watch a lot of Mustard and Dankpods on youtube too, and Drew Gooden, cos he's Drew Gooden. Planes, defunct consumer electronics and over analysis of instagram ads is what I call peak media.
I love reading, Particular favourites are Fahrenheit 451, nineteen eighty four, the giver, brave new world and more! I just like the dystopian genre, it really sucks you in. I like the Halo novels too, been reading them since I was a kid. I'm just a fan of all things Halo, even the objectively bad rubbish. I'm a fan of dystopian sci fi whatever the medium i suppose. Also I don't care what anyone says the Kindle is better than real books, it just is. I've been told my accent is a bit odd because it's a mix of british and american (I don't know why, I've never been to the states) I assume since I'm learning more languages I'm sure it'll be even more of an amalgamation/abomination.
Any chance I get I'm trying to be mr worldwide and just go travelling anywhere and everywhere to see what the world has to offer, but I've been stuck to continental Europe for a while now :(
If you've gotten this far, then here's a very important very interesting tidbit: Me and my friends call tyson tyson the bison because he looks kinda like a bison if you close your eyes and imagine a bison. Let me know if you're down to talk! I'm not an expert on anything but can keep a conversation going on almost everything. Also more tyson pictures that's my main export, and that's probably definitely maybe not a bribe
2023.04.01 17:56 Medrox01 Neuer Song in coming
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2023.04.01 16:59 Consistent_Neck7373 Now was "KiKi do you love me" song by drake was for Kim??? Cos I feel he really has a thing for her to mention her all the time
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2023.04.01 14:08 alleybetwixt This Week In KPOP - April 1, 2023
Welcome to This Week In KPOP, a collection of everything you may have missed during the past week on kpop.
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March 25, 2023 - March 31, 2023
TOP 10 STORIES
TOP ANNIVERSARIES
| # | Votes | Thread | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | (+651) | Happy 16th anniversary to KARA! | 17 comments |
| 2 | (+188) | Happy 4th Anniversary to Park Jihoon! | 5 comments |
TOP 10 PERFORMANCES
TOP DISCUSSIONS / FEATURES
| # | Votes | Thread | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | (+90) | Upcoming K-Pop Comebacks / Releases in April 2023 | 7 comments |
| 2 | (+42) | What Are You Listening To? - March 29, 2023 | 27 comments |
| 3 | (+27) | Weekly Discussion (Mar 27, 2023 – Apr 2, 2023) | 25 comments |
MUSIC SHOWS
| Date | Performances | Discussion Thread | Winner |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20230325 | Music Core | Thread | KAI |
| 20230326 | Inkigayo | Thread | NewJeans |
| 20230328 | The Show | Thread | KIM JAE HWAN |
| 20230329 | Show Champion | Thread | NMIXX |
| 20230330 | M!Countdown | Thread | Jimin |
| 20230331 | Music Bank | Thread | Jimin |
NEW RELEASES
| Day | Artist | Album Title | Type | Music Video | Streaming |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25th | JuJu Secret (Lee Mijoo (Lovelyz), Park Jin Joo) | Lonely Night | debut digital single | Lonely Night | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
| SWEET SORROW | Nevertheless | mini album | It Must Be Love (with hiko) / Lighthouse | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| 26th | Cats Drink Coke (BF Kwangmin) | Fourteen | digital single | Fourteen | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
| Jimin (BTS) | Like Crazy (Remixes) | remix single | Like Crazy (Deep House Remix) / Like Crazy (UK Garage Remix) | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| Hwang Chi Yeul | No love | YAOKI Project single | No love | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| Yang Da Il | talks about blossoms | Talking Project single | Flower | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| 27th | Park Pil Kyu, Byeol Eun | Rainbow | digital single | Rainbow | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
| 4MEN | Lost mind | Made in 4MEN project remake single | Lost mind (orig. VIBE) | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| IVE | Kitsch | pre-release single | Kitsch | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| Kim Mi Jeong (yourbeagle) | METEOR | digital single | METEOR (feat. Skinny Brown) | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| 28th | BamBam (GOT7) | Sour & Sweet | full-length album | Sour & Sweet | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
| Billlie | the Billage of perception: chapter three | mini album | EUNOIA | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| Ha Hyunsang (Hoppipolla), Etham | By My Side | digital single | By My Side | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| Ryu Sera (ex-9MUSES) | VERTICAL | mini album | Burger ate Pizza / i | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| 29th | Ahri (Rocking doll) | Eyes On Me | solo debut digital single | Eyes On Me | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
| CSR | DELIGHT | mini album | Shining Bright | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| MAMAMOO+ | ACT 1, SCENE 1 | single album | GGBB | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| 30th | HOLLAND | NUMBER BOY | digital single | NUMBER BOY | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
| Padi | LEMON | digital single | LEMON (feat. SOLE, MINO (WINNER)) | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| Ryu Sujeong (Lovelyz) | Love or Hate | pre-release single | Love or Hate | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| xikers | HOUSE OF TRICKY : Doorbell Ringing | debut mini album | TRICKY HOUSE / ROCKSTAR | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| 31st | LIONESSES.G | My Pretty | unit debut digital single | My Pretty | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
| Jisoo (BLACKPINK) | ME | solo debut single album | FLOWER | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music | |
| Seoul Philharmonic Orchestra | Into The New World (Orchestra Ver.) | SM Classics project remake single | Into The New World (Orchestra Ver.) (orig. Girls' Generation) | Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music |
"This Week in KPOP" Archive
2023.04.01 12:18 Shimigami1998 A good many 2000s and 2010s hit films may have ended up at OTT if released today ...
Since the audience taste have changed drastically post pandemic + rise of OTT , I realized a good many of my favourite films from the recent decade would have gone straight to OTT.
Mind you, these are the films which are considered the career milestones of its stars. Most of these are good, watchable movies. But in an era where big scale mass ey films that offer spectacle are the only ones working, many of these may have ended up at Netflix/Hotstar and not the theaters
Films imho which would have gone straight to OTT if released today:
Deepika Padukone
Cocktail, Love Aajkaal, Piku
Alia Bhatt
Raazi, Udta Punjab
Ranbir Kapoor
Barfi, Rockstar, Rocket Singh
Kangana Ranaut
Queen, Tanu Weds Manu series, Gangster, Life In A Metro
Anushka Sharma
Band Baja Baraat, Phillauri, Sui Dhaga
Ranveer Singh
Lootera, Band Baja Baraat
Kareena Kapoor
Jab We Met, Ki Aur Ka, Veere De Wedding
Some more popular films which would have landed in OTT today :
Dil Chahta Hai
Talash
Paa
Kahani
Ek Villain
Bunty Aur Babli
Haider
Kaminey
Omkara
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Mind you, these are the films which are considered the career milestones of its stars. Most of these are good, watchable movies. But in an era where big scale mass ey films that offer spectacle are the only ones working, many of these may have ended up at Netflix/Hotstar and not the theaters
Films imho which would have gone straight to OTT if released today:
Deepika Padukone
Cocktail, Love Aajkaal, Piku
Alia Bhatt
Raazi, Udta Punjab
Ranbir Kapoor
Barfi, Rockstar, Rocket Singh
Kangana Ranaut
Queen, Tanu Weds Manu series, Gangster, Life In A Metro
Anushka Sharma
Band Baja Baraat, Phillauri, Sui Dhaga
Ranveer Singh
Lootera, Band Baja Baraat
Kareena Kapoor
Jab We Met, Ki Aur Ka, Veere De Wedding
Some more popular films which would have landed in OTT today :
Dil Chahta Hai
Talash
Paa
Kahani
Ek Villain
Bunty Aur Babli
Haider
Kaminey
Omkara
2023.04.01 11:40 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: 2india top posts from 2022-06-30 to 2023-03-30 18:16 PDT
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| Submissions | Comments | |
|---|---|---|
| Total | 812 | 2378 |
| Rate (per day) | 2.97 | 8.79 |
| Unique Redditors | 114 | 550 |
| Combined Score | 19417 | 5704 |
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2023.04.01 10:31 Sad-Counter-525 NAVRATRI..... IS MAA DURGA THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ? #GodMorningSaturday #SantRampaljiQuotes #सत_भक्ति_संदेश ⏩Must Read The spiritual book "Gyan- Ganga"
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2023.04.01 07:35 Aromatic-Flow9391 Pinjra ae ghunghru ki jhankar sunne walo:
Pinjra ae ghunghru ki jhankar sunne walo" is a phrase from a popular Hindi song, which roughly translates to "O listeners of the jingling of anklets in the cage". The song highlights the feeling of being trapped and confined, much like a bird in a cage. The lyrics of the song touch upon the idea of freedom, and the desire to break free from the shackles of societal norms. Pinjra ae ghunghru ki jhankar sunne walo
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2023.04.01 07:17 Every-Ice9773 Mere sapno ki rani kab aayegi tu 😶
Having curvy wife was my dream of life...
Just want curvy wife with thick waist and soft fluffy lovely angel..so I can grab those fatty s3xy oily waist, thigh and hug her and give her so much love..
That's all what I ever wanted and only thing I ask for whole my life..I dont care even if she is black
I just want a sweet curvy wife, because when I show those cury married lady in tight classic saree blouse, they literally gave me goosebumps and burst my heart out..
God plz give me curvy wife, I will never ask for anything else 🙏🤲👀
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Just want curvy wife with thick waist and soft fluffy lovely angel..so I can grab those fatty s3xy oily waist, thigh and hug her and give her so much love..
That's all what I ever wanted and only thing I ask for whole my life..I dont care even if she is black
I just want a sweet curvy wife, because when I show those cury married lady in tight classic saree blouse, they literally gave me goosebumps and burst my heart out..
God plz give me curvy wife, I will never ask for anything else 🙏🤲👀
2023.04.01 05:48 certified_chutiyahu How to Score 169% in 10 boards life hack no🧢 fr fr!
Padhle madarch*d. Padhne se hie percentage aayegi. Ye baar baar CBSE pe "How to score" post karne se nhi aayegi rank. Yaha ki har chauthi post kisi 23-24 waale bacche ki hai jo puch rha ki kese score kare. Bhai tum study material keliye post karo, subject doubts pucho, usmein koi dikkat nhi hai. Magar saari posts "How to get 95%?" kar rkhi hai. You also know the answer to this. PADHAI. Internet pe ye marks ka randirona karke ki "9th mein "sirf" 98% aayi hai, aur apni 9th ki "average" performance se khush nhi ho aur "improve" karna chahte ho 10th mein" kuch nhi hoga isse! The only thing youre looking for is validation from the internet. Tumlog chahte ho ki koi tumhe bole ki "98% to bohot hai! Agar 9th mein itne aagye to 10th mein pakka top karoge."
Make notes, study and use NCERT only(maths mein kuch aur use karna). These are the tips that you guys mostly get. Abb kya hie zarurat hai baar baar same baat puchne ki? 10th shuru hogye tumhare, jaake padho. Yt pe kis teacher se padhu ye sab puch sakte ho, magar ye obvious si baat "kaise accha score karu" tumhe v pata hai. Kindly do not waste your time and do not fill this subreddit with these post.
PADHLO JAAKE!
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Make notes, study and use NCERT only(maths mein kuch aur use karna). These are the tips that you guys mostly get. Abb kya hie zarurat hai baar baar same baat puchne ki? 10th shuru hogye tumhare, jaake padho. Yt pe kis teacher se padhu ye sab puch sakte ho, magar ye obvious si baat "kaise accha score karu" tumhe v pata hai. Kindly do not waste your time and do not fill this subreddit with these post.
PADHLO JAAKE!
2023.04.01 04:10 casualcarlene 160+ K-POP-related puns (April's Fools Special)
What was TOP (BIGBANG) called in his younger years? TEEN TOP.
How does MAMAMOO greet you? Hwasa-p.
Would someone please tell that one guy from EXO to pay attenCHEN?
What did B1A4’s Gongchan say when he couldn't find his shoes? Can I Baro your Sanduels?
What type of bread does EXO eat? A Kaiser roll.
How did BIGBANG perform their songs? Daesung it.
What did Minho do when he was locked out of the dorm? He found Key.
What did INFINITE do on your birthday? They Sunggyu a song.
What do you call Seungcheol at Halloween? S.POOKS.
How can you tell that GOT7 are really smart? They get full Marks.
This pun above must be the weakes Tuan.
What does Yeseob do when he's sad? He Soebs.
What kind of jewelry does f(x) have? Krystals and Ambers.
What is SEVENTEEN’s favourite creature/animal? A Dino.
What is it called when Kyungsoo sings with someone else? A DOet.
What does VIXX order at Olive Garden? Ravi-oli.
What did INFINITE say to the groupie? Ho,ya better get out my way.
What did Leeteuk reply to Sungmin? Yesung.
What does Lee Jinki say to a challenge? I will ONEW.
How do you take a picture of an EXO member from afar? You Xiumin.
What kind of tree produces grease instead of sap? The Namu Tree.
What do you call someone who keeps playfully messing with you? ATEEZ.
What did A.C.E’s Jun say to Donghyun as they were trying to escape a saesang? You better run as fast as Yuchan.
Who is considered UP10TION’s musical genius? Bit-to-ven. (Beethoven)
What does Hwanwoong say to a challenger? Keonhee do better than me?
What is WINNER’s favourite song? Song Minho.
What are Chan & Felix? AuSTRAYlian.
Where does ASTRO go to relax? The Sanha.
How far could Jungkook go when it comes to sports competitions? I think he would go farther than the reJeonals.
Where do Red Velvet like to eat? Wendy's.
Where does EXO spend most of their time? The Ki-CHEN.
What did SHINee buy EXO for their anniversary? A KEY-CHEN.
What is H.O.T’s favourite surf move? Kang-Ten.
What time is curfew for JYP artists? 2AM. Well, in my timezone, it would be 2PM.
Lee Hwanhee auditions for a survival show. The trainees wonder what group he’s from. There are many groups around, but UP10TION’s the Hwanhee’s in.
What did HAN do on stage? Jisung.
What is WJSN’s favourite Grease song? You’re Dawon That I Want.
I hear there's a shy member in VIXX? Just Leo-ve him alone.
What is SHINee’s job at the circus? Lion Taemin’.
How does SNUPER count? Five, Six, Sebin.
Why breathe air when you can breathe oxyJIN?
What happens when NCT does well? They get a Ten out of Ten.
Who visits EXO during Christmas? Suho-Ho-Ho.
What would happen if SEVENTEEN were to drink? They'd get a little bit WOOZI.
What do you do when a JYJ member calls your name? Yoochun around.
What does Key say to the bartender when he gets drunk? Kibum coming.
What is SF9’s favourite NCT DREAM song to cover? Hwiyoung. (We Young)
What did Donghae say to his antis? Please Donghae-t me.
Congratulations, you’ve just won ONEW car. Wow, it's so SHINee.
What is ATEEZ’ favourite song? Song Mingi.
What does U-KISS do when they want something from their boss? They Kiseop to him.
Where does Officer Jungkook put the criminals? The dunJeon.
What was Super Junior doing after their concert? Just Hangeng around.
What does ONEWE say at the end of a concert? Our fans, we’ll CYA soon again.
What is INFINITE’s favourite class? L-Gebra.
What happens when you put Crayolas in the microwave? You get a Crayon Pop.
What is SM’s favourite Star Wars Character? WooKey.
What do members of VIXX eat for breakfast? WeetVIXX.
What is up with Chaerin’s swag? It's so she can't CL the haters.
How does TEEN TOP beg for forgiveness? They Niel down.
Where do TWICE go to relax? The Sana.
What do THE BOYZ do when they perform the Relay Dance? They stand in a Q.
What does (G)I-DLE say instead of ‘etc’? And Seoyeon and so forth.
Why does Woohyun keep making hearts? He just wants to Woo your soul.
People have talked about Jungshook a lot. What about Shookjin and Hoshook?
Is B.A.P still together? No, so there's Zelo of them left.
What would the name of Jimin’s song be if V had originally sung it? Serendipitae.
How does that David Guetta and Justin Bieber song go? When it comes Tzuyu.
What happened when Red Velvet's Wendy went up against Super Junior in a contest? Siwon.
What happened to Leedo when ONEUS and AB6IX took part in a challenge? He Hwanwoong.
What did INFINITE learn in Chemistry? The L-ements.
What is the most common reaction to Gangnam Style? Psy.
What do you call Kai when he goes out for a run? Kim Joggin’.
What caused the BIGBANG? Normal People: Science? Me: Uh.. YG?
What did SEVENTEEN say when they won first place? We Won, Woo!
How do you send Block B mail? Through a P.O box.
What religion does EXO follow? Taoism.
What do you call a VIXX member born in August? A Leo.
If Yoongi were a mythical creature, would he be a Yoonicorn?
What was Superman called as a child? Super Junior.
What did Hoya ask the other members when they announced the winner and he wasn’t paying attention? Howon?
Do you know why Jeongin is my bias? It's because I'm I.N love with him.
Why do 2NE1 hate packaged goods? It’s because they have to break the CL to open it.
What did Woohyun say to Inspirits? I love Gyu.
What is SEVENTEEN’s favourite Jonas Brothers song? Vernon’ Up.
If Minseok comes to a conclusion without evidence, you could say he's aXiumin things.
If SOPE (BTS) were to star in a television show, would we call that a SOPE Opera?
I gotta Luhand it to you, I wasn’t Sehun this coming.
Why couldn't Super Junior find their pants? Because Leeteuk them.
What happened when Mr. Moon left his food outside overnight? It became s-Taeil.
What did Yeo do at an ATEEZ concert? Yeosang a song.
Why is Crayon Pop the messiest K-POP group? It's because they're never doing their Choa’s.
What do Golden Child play when they’re bored? TAG.
Jonghyun is such a good singer? He is never off-KEY.
Why is Daniel the maknae of Dalmation? He’s the Youngwon.
How does that one song go? From the windows to the Hwalls.
What is MBLAQ’s favourite month? Lee June.
You know how Jin gives food to the people with him, especially in VLive? That's what we call Jinerosity.
What did SEVENTEEN call Seo Myungho when he didn't arrive on time? The L8.
There are 12 Mons in a year, and BTS’ favourite is NamJune.
What happens when you do something bad to D.O? He Kyung-sues you. He Kyungfu kicks you.
What does Dara say when she loses? Dara-nit.
I know a lot about MONSTA X, so you could say I.M their biggest fan.
What does Stray Kids’ Lee Yongbok do when his lips are dry? He Lix them.
Have you heard ATEEZ’ new title track ‘Inception’? I hope Yunho what song I’m talking about.
Why did BIGBANG suddenly get down on one knee? They were Taeyang their shoes.
What did Soohyun do when he broke something precious to Kevin? Eli’d.
What is DAY6’s favourite alphabet letter? Jae.
What did Red Velvet say when the We Got Married season ended? Oh, Joy.
How does Ten say Hi? Thai everyone.
What is Jellyfish Entertainment’s favourite ointment? VIXX.
Before Hwa started his performance, Wooyoung asked, “Are you going to sing a Seong,Hwa?
What did a Jewish person say to a Golden Child member when he asked about their religion? I’m a Joochan.
What do you do with Stray Kids’ Chris at night? You Bang Chan. (I’m so sorry. Please don’t hate me.)
What did Luk Factory say when NOIR finally won first place? Daewon.
What is MBLAQ’s favourite animal? A MIRcat.
Why doesn't EXO smell? They use D.Odorant.
What did Lee Donghyuck say when he met Christopher Bang? Haechan.
What is EXO’s favourite breakfast? Eggs and Baekhyun.
What is LOONA’s favourite movie soundtrack? My Heart Will Gowon.
What did MAMAMOO say when they saw their song was doing really well on the charts? Are Wheein first place?
If you’re a fit person, you’ve probably been Jimin’ quite a lot.
Why did Lee do so well on his test? It’s because Lee Know all the answers.
What is BAP’s favourite bird? A Youngjae.
Who is the warmest member in ATEEZ? San.
Some people have to take many pills for their medical conditions, fortunately for me, I only have to take Wonpil.
One day Highlight was planning their comeback. Gikwang says: How about making a comeback in May? Their manager says: No, let’s Do-joon.
For Yoongi stans, he could be a big part of their Yooniverse. He keeps Bangtan Yoonified. He is very Yoonique. Yoongi owning a Kingdom. Yoonited Kingdom. The Daegu Boys, although they are game cheaters, they keep Bangtan YooniTaed.
NU’EST are quite busy people, always running Arond.
Hi, I’m Park Chanyeol, and you’re watching Disney Chanyeol.
I J-Hope you’ve been enjoying these puns so far.
How does EXO wish you Happy Holidays? Merry Krismas Tao you.
Taecyeon walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “A drink, Mr Kim?” Taecyeon replies, “No thanks, I'm Ok.
There was a time when a fan bought a part of the moon and named it, "Kim Namjoon". I would be laughing if someone decided to name it "Rap Moon".
Have you heard that new ONEUS song everyone’s been Ravn’ about?
If you have JYP’s baby, would he lean over it and whisper, “This is a JYP Production.”
“Did you drop that?” “Minah”. (Me? Nah.)
Jihyo, you are the reason that I breath. Jihyo, you are the reason that I still believe. (Listen to the A.R Rahman & Pussycat Dolls song for reference.)
Kun will be the perfect boyfriend. He will love you unKunditionally.
I told my friend about this one boy group. I said, “They’re really Great,Guys.”
If you're a baby fan, you could say you're a Newkidd.
If you’re a smart and bright youngster, you could say you’re a Golden Child.
I really like that one member of WINNER, he’s a very JINUine person.
What is an informal way to address a group of men singing in a K-POP group? Let's just call them THE BOYZ.
Hears a noise: JungLOOK. Gets a teaching job: JungBOOK. Is hungry: JungCOOK. Gets scared: JungSHOOK.
Little girl got into an accident. How Hyorible. She was Sooyoung.
A pack of wolves broke into Woollim Entertainment and ate a two member boy band. They were Tasty.
What does GFRIEND use instead of ‘etc’ or ‘and so forth’? And Sowon.
What does NCT’s Japanese member say to the other members? Can Yuta-ke my heart?
What did the models do when they became K-POP idols? They ulzzang.
When you debut, you are automatically an Idle, but if you work hard enough, you can become an iKON.
When you see something relatable online, you’d tend to say this is SOMI.
(This is more of a story). You spend hours locked up in the studio, your skin is pale white and ice cold. You change your hairstyle like no tomorrow and you… Sometimes dress like a girl. There was a pause between them. She opened her lips again. “I know what you are.” “Say it. Say it.” “ … G-Dragon.”
When it comes to K-POP, I must tell you, I'm very IN2IT. The experience is quite UNIQ. The music releases are INFINITE. I listen to K-Music Weeekly, although I listen to the most music on DAY6/SATURDAY, After School has finished, round about Seven ‘O Clock. If I’m busy, I listen to it once AWEEK. I like listening to the NU'EST songs. Oftentimes, it's the Highlight of my day. Sometimes I think I might eNOI my family a bit.
My love for K-POP is ASTROnomical.
Once you get into K-POP, there’s no EXID.
When it comes to puns, OnlyOneOf these answers can end up on top.
K-POP puns are so hard to come up with, I'm trying to find ONEWE would all find funny.
If coming up with puns was a test, I'm sure I'd A.C.E it, but I'm not going to lie, it's VERIVERY hard. In the end, I really want that 100%.
SONG PUNS:
When will GOT7 disband? Never Ever.
What did WINNER say when they found out YG was cancelling their concert? Really, Really, Really, Really?
What were WINNER doing with books and pencils? They were Color Ring.
When is INFINITE’s curfew? Before The Dawn.
What do VERIVERY play when they’re bored? Tag Tag Tag.
What is ONEUS’ favourite song to sing? A Song Written Easily.
FANDOM NAME PUNS:
Are you a U-KISS fan? Because KissMe.
I just bought a new SHINee album. Now I need to Shawol my K-POP friends.
What did Hongjoong ask Mingi when he saw he had lots of leftover food? Can I have ATINY bit of your food?
How many bias groups do you have? IGOT7.
COMPANY NAME PUNS:
Why is BTS getting so popular now? You could say it’s because they’re a Big Hit.
PICK-UP lines:
Here are some pick-up lines just for added effect, because, honestly, some of these are just great.
Are you BLACKPINK? Because I want to be in my area.
Are you an Inspirit? Because my love for you is INFINITE.
My name is Soonyoung, but you can call Soon.
Bambam is the sound my heart makes when I see you.
I DREAM about U 127 hours of the week.
Is Lee a thief, becuase Leeteuk my heart.
You want a pick-up line, because IGOT7.
I know your name is the The8, but you’re The1 for me.
Are you a PENTAGON fan, because you’re my UNIVERSE.
GENERAL K-POP JOKES:
Pray for Mark Lee. He’s already in his third unit in a row. He did say it would be a long ass ride.
How does BamBam wipe his tears? He dabs them. insert dance move
Why didn’t Starship Entertainment artists go trick or treating in 2016? It’s because of Mad Clowns.
What do you call GOT7’s Jinyoung with a cape? Super Junior.
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How does MAMAMOO greet you? Hwasa-p.
Would someone please tell that one guy from EXO to pay attenCHEN?
What did B1A4’s Gongchan say when he couldn't find his shoes? Can I Baro your Sanduels?
What type of bread does EXO eat? A Kaiser roll.
How did BIGBANG perform their songs? Daesung it.
What did Minho do when he was locked out of the dorm? He found Key.
What did INFINITE do on your birthday? They Sunggyu a song.
What do you call Seungcheol at Halloween? S.POOKS.
How can you tell that GOT7 are really smart? They get full Marks.
This pun above must be the weakes Tuan.
What does Yeseob do when he's sad? He Soebs.
What kind of jewelry does f(x) have? Krystals and Ambers.
What is SEVENTEEN’s favourite creature/animal? A Dino.
What is it called when Kyungsoo sings with someone else? A DOet.
What does VIXX order at Olive Garden? Ravi-oli.
What did INFINITE say to the groupie? Ho,ya better get out my way.
What did Leeteuk reply to Sungmin? Yesung.
What does Lee Jinki say to a challenge? I will ONEW.
How do you take a picture of an EXO member from afar? You Xiumin.
What kind of tree produces grease instead of sap? The Namu Tree.
What do you call someone who keeps playfully messing with you? ATEEZ.
What did A.C.E’s Jun say to Donghyun as they were trying to escape a saesang? You better run as fast as Yuchan.
Who is considered UP10TION’s musical genius? Bit-to-ven. (Beethoven)
What does Hwanwoong say to a challenger? Keonhee do better than me?
What is WINNER’s favourite song? Song Minho.
What are Chan & Felix? AuSTRAYlian.
Where does ASTRO go to relax? The Sanha.
How far could Jungkook go when it comes to sports competitions? I think he would go farther than the reJeonals.
Where do Red Velvet like to eat? Wendy's.
Where does EXO spend most of their time? The Ki-CHEN.
What did SHINee buy EXO for their anniversary? A KEY-CHEN.
What is H.O.T’s favourite surf move? Kang-Ten.
What time is curfew for JYP artists? 2AM. Well, in my timezone, it would be 2PM.
Lee Hwanhee auditions for a survival show. The trainees wonder what group he’s from. There are many groups around, but UP10TION’s the Hwanhee’s in.
What did HAN do on stage? Jisung.
What is WJSN’s favourite Grease song? You’re Dawon That I Want.
I hear there's a shy member in VIXX? Just Leo-ve him alone.
What is SHINee’s job at the circus? Lion Taemin’.
How does SNUPER count? Five, Six, Sebin.
Why breathe air when you can breathe oxyJIN?
What happens when NCT does well? They get a Ten out of Ten.
Who visits EXO during Christmas? Suho-Ho-Ho.
What would happen if SEVENTEEN were to drink? They'd get a little bit WOOZI.
What do you do when a JYJ member calls your name? Yoochun around.
What does Key say to the bartender when he gets drunk? Kibum coming.
What is SF9’s favourite NCT DREAM song to cover? Hwiyoung. (We Young)
What did Donghae say to his antis? Please Donghae-t me.
Congratulations, you’ve just won ONEW car. Wow, it's so SHINee.
What is ATEEZ’ favourite song? Song Mingi.
What does U-KISS do when they want something from their boss? They Kiseop to him.
Where does Officer Jungkook put the criminals? The dunJeon.
What was Super Junior doing after their concert? Just Hangeng around.
What does ONEWE say at the end of a concert? Our fans, we’ll CYA soon again.
What is INFINITE’s favourite class? L-Gebra.
What happens when you put Crayolas in the microwave? You get a Crayon Pop.
What is SM’s favourite Star Wars Character? WooKey.
What do members of VIXX eat for breakfast? WeetVIXX.
What is up with Chaerin’s swag? It's so she can't CL the haters.
How does TEEN TOP beg for forgiveness? They Niel down.
Where do TWICE go to relax? The Sana.
What do THE BOYZ do when they perform the Relay Dance? They stand in a Q.
What does (G)I-DLE say instead of ‘etc’? And Seoyeon and so forth.
Why does Woohyun keep making hearts? He just wants to Woo your soul.
People have talked about Jungshook a lot. What about Shookjin and Hoshook?
Is B.A.P still together? No, so there's Zelo of them left.
What would the name of Jimin’s song be if V had originally sung it? Serendipitae.
How does that David Guetta and Justin Bieber song go? When it comes Tzuyu.
What happened when Red Velvet's Wendy went up against Super Junior in a contest? Siwon.
What happened to Leedo when ONEUS and AB6IX took part in a challenge? He Hwanwoong.
What did INFINITE learn in Chemistry? The L-ements.
What is the most common reaction to Gangnam Style? Psy.
What do you call Kai when he goes out for a run? Kim Joggin’.
What caused the BIGBANG? Normal People: Science? Me: Uh.. YG?
What did SEVENTEEN say when they won first place? We Won, Woo!
How do you send Block B mail? Through a P.O box.
What religion does EXO follow? Taoism.
What do you call a VIXX member born in August? A Leo.
If Yoongi were a mythical creature, would he be a Yoonicorn?
What was Superman called as a child? Super Junior.
What did Hoya ask the other members when they announced the winner and he wasn’t paying attention? Howon?
Do you know why Jeongin is my bias? It's because I'm I.N love with him.
Why do 2NE1 hate packaged goods? It’s because they have to break the CL to open it.
What did Woohyun say to Inspirits? I love Gyu.
What is SEVENTEEN’s favourite Jonas Brothers song? Vernon’ Up.
If Minseok comes to a conclusion without evidence, you could say he's aXiumin things.
If SOPE (BTS) were to star in a television show, would we call that a SOPE Opera?
I gotta Luhand it to you, I wasn’t Sehun this coming.
Why couldn't Super Junior find their pants? Because Leeteuk them.
What happened when Mr. Moon left his food outside overnight? It became s-Taeil.
What did Yeo do at an ATEEZ concert? Yeosang a song.
Why is Crayon Pop the messiest K-POP group? It's because they're never doing their Choa’s.
What do Golden Child play when they’re bored? TAG.
Jonghyun is such a good singer? He is never off-KEY.
Why is Daniel the maknae of Dalmation? He’s the Youngwon.
How does that one song go? From the windows to the Hwalls.
What is MBLAQ’s favourite month? Lee June.
You know how Jin gives food to the people with him, especially in VLive? That's what we call Jinerosity.
What did SEVENTEEN call Seo Myungho when he didn't arrive on time? The L8.
There are 12 Mons in a year, and BTS’ favourite is NamJune.
What happens when you do something bad to D.O? He Kyung-sues you. He Kyungfu kicks you.
What does Dara say when she loses? Dara-nit.
I know a lot about MONSTA X, so you could say I.M their biggest fan.
What does Stray Kids’ Lee Yongbok do when his lips are dry? He Lix them.
Have you heard ATEEZ’ new title track ‘Inception’? I hope Yunho what song I’m talking about.
Why did BIGBANG suddenly get down on one knee? They were Taeyang their shoes.
What did Soohyun do when he broke something precious to Kevin? Eli’d.
What is DAY6’s favourite alphabet letter? Jae.
What did Red Velvet say when the We Got Married season ended? Oh, Joy.
How does Ten say Hi? Thai everyone.
What is Jellyfish Entertainment’s favourite ointment? VIXX.
Before Hwa started his performance, Wooyoung asked, “Are you going to sing a Seong,Hwa?
What did a Jewish person say to a Golden Child member when he asked about their religion? I’m a Joochan.
What do you do with Stray Kids’ Chris at night? You Bang Chan. (I’m so sorry. Please don’t hate me.)
What did Luk Factory say when NOIR finally won first place? Daewon.
What is MBLAQ’s favourite animal? A MIRcat.
Why doesn't EXO smell? They use D.Odorant.
What did Lee Donghyuck say when he met Christopher Bang? Haechan.
What is EXO’s favourite breakfast? Eggs and Baekhyun.
What is LOONA’s favourite movie soundtrack? My Heart Will Gowon.
What did MAMAMOO say when they saw their song was doing really well on the charts? Are Wheein first place?
If you’re a fit person, you’ve probably been Jimin’ quite a lot.
Why did Lee do so well on his test? It’s because Lee Know all the answers.
What is BAP’s favourite bird? A Youngjae.
Who is the warmest member in ATEEZ? San.
Some people have to take many pills for their medical conditions, fortunately for me, I only have to take Wonpil.
One day Highlight was planning their comeback. Gikwang says: How about making a comeback in May? Their manager says: No, let’s Do-joon.
For Yoongi stans, he could be a big part of their Yooniverse. He keeps Bangtan Yoonified. He is very Yoonique. Yoongi owning a Kingdom. Yoonited Kingdom. The Daegu Boys, although they are game cheaters, they keep Bangtan YooniTaed.
NU’EST are quite busy people, always running Arond.
Hi, I’m Park Chanyeol, and you’re watching Disney Chanyeol.
I J-Hope you’ve been enjoying these puns so far.
How does EXO wish you Happy Holidays? Merry Krismas Tao you.
Taecyeon walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “A drink, Mr Kim?” Taecyeon replies, “No thanks, I'm Ok.
There was a time when a fan bought a part of the moon and named it, "Kim Namjoon". I would be laughing if someone decided to name it "Rap Moon".
Have you heard that new ONEUS song everyone’s been Ravn’ about?
If you have JYP’s baby, would he lean over it and whisper, “This is a JYP Production.”
“Did you drop that?” “Minah”. (Me? Nah.)
Jihyo, you are the reason that I breath. Jihyo, you are the reason that I still believe. (Listen to the A.R Rahman & Pussycat Dolls song for reference.)
Kun will be the perfect boyfriend. He will love you unKunditionally.
I told my friend about this one boy group. I said, “They’re really Great,Guys.”
If you're a baby fan, you could say you're a Newkidd.
If you’re a smart and bright youngster, you could say you’re a Golden Child.
I really like that one member of WINNER, he’s a very JINUine person.
What is an informal way to address a group of men singing in a K-POP group? Let's just call them THE BOYZ.
Hears a noise: JungLOOK. Gets a teaching job: JungBOOK. Is hungry: JungCOOK. Gets scared: JungSHOOK.
Little girl got into an accident. How Hyorible. She was Sooyoung.
A pack of wolves broke into Woollim Entertainment and ate a two member boy band. They were Tasty.
What does GFRIEND use instead of ‘etc’ or ‘and so forth’? And Sowon.
What does NCT’s Japanese member say to the other members? Can Yuta-ke my heart?
What did the models do when they became K-POP idols? They ulzzang.
When you debut, you are automatically an Idle, but if you work hard enough, you can become an iKON.
When you see something relatable online, you’d tend to say this is SOMI.
(This is more of a story). You spend hours locked up in the studio, your skin is pale white and ice cold. You change your hairstyle like no tomorrow and you… Sometimes dress like a girl. There was a pause between them. She opened her lips again. “I know what you are.” “Say it. Say it.” “ … G-Dragon.”
When it comes to K-POP, I must tell you, I'm very IN2IT. The experience is quite UNIQ. The music releases are INFINITE. I listen to K-Music Weeekly, although I listen to the most music on DAY6/SATURDAY, After School has finished, round about Seven ‘O Clock. If I’m busy, I listen to it once AWEEK. I like listening to the NU'EST songs. Oftentimes, it's the Highlight of my day. Sometimes I think I might eNOI my family a bit.
My love for K-POP is ASTROnomical.
Once you get into K-POP, there’s no EXID.
When it comes to puns, OnlyOneOf these answers can end up on top.
K-POP puns are so hard to come up with, I'm trying to find ONEWE would all find funny.
If coming up with puns was a test, I'm sure I'd A.C.E it, but I'm not going to lie, it's VERIVERY hard. In the end, I really want that 100%.
SONG PUNS:
When will GOT7 disband? Never Ever.
What did WINNER say when they found out YG was cancelling their concert? Really, Really, Really, Really?
What were WINNER doing with books and pencils? They were Color Ring.
When is INFINITE’s curfew? Before The Dawn.
What do VERIVERY play when they’re bored? Tag Tag Tag.
What is ONEUS’ favourite song to sing? A Song Written Easily.
FANDOM NAME PUNS:
Are you a U-KISS fan? Because KissMe.
I just bought a new SHINee album. Now I need to Shawol my K-POP friends.
What did Hongjoong ask Mingi when he saw he had lots of leftover food? Can I have ATINY bit of your food?
How many bias groups do you have? IGOT7.
COMPANY NAME PUNS:
Why is BTS getting so popular now? You could say it’s because they’re a Big Hit.
PICK-UP lines:
Here are some pick-up lines just for added effect, because, honestly, some of these are just great.
Are you BLACKPINK? Because I want to be in my area.
Are you an Inspirit? Because my love for you is INFINITE.
My name is Soonyoung, but you can call Soon.
Bambam is the sound my heart makes when I see you.
I DREAM about U 127 hours of the week.
Is Lee a thief, becuase Leeteuk my heart.
You want a pick-up line, because IGOT7.
I know your name is the The8, but you’re The1 for me.
Are you a PENTAGON fan, because you’re my UNIVERSE.
GENERAL K-POP JOKES:
Pray for Mark Lee. He’s already in his third unit in a row. He did say it would be a long ass ride.
How does BamBam wipe his tears? He dabs them. insert dance move
Why didn’t Starship Entertainment artists go trick or treating in 2016? It’s because of Mad Clowns.
What do you call GOT7’s Jinyoung with a cape? Super Junior.
2023.03.31 23:14 MrUndead225 Please help. Mazak nhi kr rha real kr rha hu.
Jayada lamba Lage to bas 2nd aur 3rd para padh lo. At least 3rd padh lena. Any help will be appreciated 🫂
Aaj local city me vmc ki class kari. It was okayish. Phy wale sir sahi the lekin padhaya kam aur mazak wale examples jayada diye. Boht der wait bhi karaya teacher aane me. Koi schedule nhi h kabhi bhi rakh lete h classes din me.
To mai soch rha hu competishun ka pratham-II batch me lelu with apni kaksha 11th batch. Suna h ki competishun me doubt solving aur student teacher interaction bilkul nhi h. to uske liye apni kaksha lene ka socha h. It's pretty cheap too compared to 100k+ offline coaching fees. Yt pe abj aur mt sir ke lecture bhi samajh aa rhe the.
Main baat ye ki apni kaksha ki doubt solving kaisi h. Aur apni DPP aur module ke alawa doubt solve honge kya jaise comp ki DPP ke doubt solve ho jayenge?. Aur apni kaksha ka study material ki hard copy milegi? Aur mujhe itna nhi pata lekin DPP Roz karni hoti h to alag aati hogi Roz. To comp me ek saath puri aayegi ya website/pdf me dpp milegi.
Last:- online with regular school karu ya dummy. I think thoda boht relaxation mil jayega sch se. Waise I feel like I am disciplined so I won't procastinate. 🤡
Please ans my questions.
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Aaj local city me vmc ki class kari. It was okayish. Phy wale sir sahi the lekin padhaya kam aur mazak wale examples jayada diye. Boht der wait bhi karaya teacher aane me. Koi schedule nhi h kabhi bhi rakh lete h classes din me.
To mai soch rha hu competishun ka pratham-II batch me lelu with apni kaksha 11th batch. Suna h ki competishun me doubt solving aur student teacher interaction bilkul nhi h. to uske liye apni kaksha lene ka socha h. It's pretty cheap too compared to 100k+ offline coaching fees. Yt pe abj aur mt sir ke lecture bhi samajh aa rhe the.
Main baat ye ki apni kaksha ki doubt solving kaisi h. Aur apni DPP aur module ke alawa doubt solve honge kya jaise comp ki DPP ke doubt solve ho jayenge?. Aur apni kaksha ka study material ki hard copy milegi? Aur mujhe itna nhi pata lekin DPP Roz karni hoti h to alag aati hogi Roz. To comp me ek saath puri aayegi ya website/pdf me dpp milegi.
Last:- online with regular school karu ya dummy. I think thoda boht relaxation mil jayega sch se. Waise I feel like I am disciplined so I won't procastinate. 🤡
Please ans my questions.