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This is the subreddit for the Elden Ring gaming community. Elden Ring is an action RPG which takes place in the Lands Between, sometime after the Shattering of the titular Elden Ring. Players must explore and fight their way through the vast open-world to unite all the shards, restore the Elden Ring, and become Elden Lord. Elden Ring was directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki and made in collaboration with George R. R. Martin. It was developed by FromSoft and published by Bandai Namco.
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This is a subreddit dedicated to both the good and bad of junk food and snacks from around the world in all its sugary, salty, fried, and fizzy incarnations.
2023.03.31 05:05 Adventurous-Yellow29 Ps5 Help Radagon/Elden Beast ng+
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2023.03.31 04:18 warrior457 Five Nights at the Erdtree: An Analysis of Thematic Parallels of Fnaf and Elden Ring
In response to those who question what the golden rays are that can be seen seemingly propping up the Erdtree.
The golden rays of light are actually a reference to Golden Freddy from the series Five nights at Freddys.
The series begins with the first game, where you play as a night guard at a childrens pizza place called Freddy Fazbears pizza, similar in theming to Chuck E Cheeses, with the glaring difference that the animatronic characters are walking around and attempting to stuff the player character into an animatronic suit, that is full of electronic devices that would spell the death of the player character if they were shoved inside it. The reason for this as explained by in game dialogue is that the animatronics are set to be in a "free roaming mode" at night, to keep their servos from locking up. But this explanation is revealed to be a falsehood through newspaper clippings that can be found throughout the game, revealing that Freddy Fazbears was the site of a gruesome set of child murders, where an unnamed individual had lured five children into the back room and killed them, and while the children were obviously missing and security footage confirmed that the individual had led them into the back room, their bodies were never found and this individual was thus not convicted. However due to the fact that there are five animatronics (Freddy the bear, Chica the Chicken, Foxy the pirate fox, Bonnie the Bunny, and Golden Freddy, the latter of which is a mysterious apparition can appear in this game, that is a golden version of Freddy that lies limply on the ground, and has no eyes), and also further clippings that suggest the animatronics developed a "Foul odor" it can be easily inferred that the childrens bodies were hidden in the animatronic suits, and they are now possessing them. It can also be inferred due to their animosity towards you and anyone else who wears the security guard uniform that the murderer was a security guard as well, or at least posed as one.
The game series then continues with Five nights at Freddys 2, a sequel that seemingly takes places after the events of the original game, where you are a security guard working at a revamped Freddy Fazbears location, featuring new animatronics, with the old animatronics being shoved in the back room and used for spare parts. However, through events that transpire over the course of the five nights you are there, it is revealed that this location actually directly predates the Freddy Fazbears that is in the first game, this is confirmed when the paycheck your character gets at the end of the week is dated at a much earlier date than the paycheck received in the first game, in addition, ingame dialogue infers that the murder of the five children occurs during the week you work at the new and improved location. It is also revealed through ingame dialogue that the newer animatronics will be scrapped, and the older ones will likely be retrofitted when the restaurant eventually re-opens, explaining why the older animatronics are extremely similar to the ones encountered in the first game. This game is also the first to feature simple minigames, that act as a sort of cutscene, revealing events that take place in the games world through strange and often metaphorical displays. The information to take away from these minigames is that a puppet (Which is another animatronic introduced in this game.) is the one that gave the murdered children the ability to possess the animatronic costumes that their bodies were hidden in. The minigames also tell us that the murderer is a tall man in a purple uniform, often referred to as the purple guy. It is also revealed that this purple guy had at least one more victim, that he killed outside of the Freddys location, this will be important later. This game is also the first to mention a place called Fredbears family diner, which it implies to be the location that the establishment is renovated from. The name of this location is very important and will become relevant later on. Another important thing to note is that ingame dialogue references the fact that the murders involved a yellow suit in the back.
The third game takes place after the first, and is inside an attraction called Fazbears fright, a carnival house of horror that is based off of the old Freddy Fazbears Pizza locations and the rumors of murder and hauntings that have apparently become local legend. the location is decorated with relics from the old restaurants. The first night is uneventful as no animatronics from the old locations have been found but then the people running the haunt locate a rotten animatronic and place it in the location, it immediately begins trying to track you down and kill you, just like all the others in the series so far. This particular animatronic is a rotten version of Bonnie, the rabbit character, known in the game as springtrap. Through minigame cutscenes, we learn that the abandoned Freddy Fazbears location (The one that we looked over in the first game) was home to a series of events that occured, where the purple man from the 2nd game dismantled the animatronics, inadvertently releasing the spirits inside of them. The spirits eventually confront the purple man in the back room, possibly the same back room where he originally killed them, he panics, but hides inside an animatronic suit that is stored inside the backroom. A quick description of these suits is that they are what is known as springlock suits, springlock suits differentiate from normal mascot costumes, because while they can hold a metal endoskeleton like the other costumes, they can also be deactivated and worn by human employees. One glaring issue with the springlock suits is that they operate using the aforementioned springlocks, and thus can possibly spring back into place, impaling the person wearing the suit with the metal implements that would normally be used to hold the endoskeleton in place. These failures are caused by damp conditions, which were definitely the conditions of that abandoned pizzeria. As the purple guy hid in the suit, the springlocks failed, impaling him and leaving him to bleed out in the back room. Through this we learn that the springtrap animatronic is actually possessed by the purple guy himself, and also contains his still rotting corpse. The game ends with the Fazbears fright location burning down, and the implication that Springtrap survives the fire. Something we should note is that the springlock suit is yellow, implying that the yellow suit that was used in the perpetration of the murders is likely the same suit that the purple guy died in.
The fourth game takes place before any of the others, and focuses around the nightmares of child who is deathly afraid of animatronics. This child is accompanied by a plush of Fredbear that speaks to him, and is also tormented by his older brother who wears a Foxy the pirate mask. we also learn through the minigame cutscenes that this game takes place during the era in which Fredbears Family diner was still open. The dreams in question involve the child alone in their room at night, plagued by horrifically nightmarish versions of the animatronics from the other games. Eventually the bullying of the older brother comes to a head on the childs birthday, which takes place oddly enough at Fredbears Family Diner, despite the childs noted fear of animatronics. The older brother and his friends force the child to approach the Fredbear animatronic, despite the childs clear fear, they then say "Hey, I think he wants to give Fredbear a kiss!" and cruelly lift him up to Fredbears face, but the prank goes wrong and the child falls into the animatronics mouth, which crushes his skull. As the child is dying in the hospital, we see his comatose state represented by him sitting in a void, being spoken to by his brother as a disembodied voice, who apologizes for what he did, and begs for forgiveness. The fredbear plush is also in this void with the child, and says that he will "Put you back together"
The fifth game has a different naming scheme, being called "Five nights at Freddys: Sister location", taking place in a sister location to the Freddy Fazbears Pizza brand, known as Circus Babys pizza world. Circus Babys pizza world is home to four animatronics, Funtime Freddy, Circus baby the clown, Bellora the Ballerina, and Funtime foxy. The main character is once again an adult, who is led through the complex by an automated voice that guides them to complete a series of maintenance tasks. Through ingame dialogue and events, we learn that these animatronics were made by the purple guy, who is finally named ingame as William Afton, and these animatronics are explicitly designed to capture and kill children who are alone and unsupervised. We also learn that the main character of this game is Michael Afton, the son of William Afton, and the brother of the child who died in the fourth game. Circus Baby is yet another member of the Afton family, being possessed by the spirit of Emily Afton, Michaels younger sister who died when she tried to play with Circus baby alone, despite her fathers warnings. Circus Baby manipulates Michael afton, tricking him into helping her and the other animatronics escape, they do this by combining all their parts into a single entity known as Ennard, which leads Michael into a room designed to scoop endoskeletons out of animatronic suits, and instead use it to scoop Michael, leaving him an empty husk, which Ennard crawls inside and uses as a skinsuit to sneak out of the facility. Eventually as Michaels body begins to rot, Ennard flees into the sewers, leaving Micheals empty husk on its own, which through supernatural means, gets up and continues walking around on its own. Through hidden dialogue, we learn that Michael Afton was sent to the sister location by William, with the express purpose of releasing Circus Baby and the others, so despite the fact that he too is now undead, he has succeed in his goal, and he now says that his next goal is to track down William.
The sixth game is called Five nights at Freddys: Pizzeria simulator, and at first it appears to be a humourous side game, where the player is given the task of running their own Fazbear franchise location. But as the player is tasked with salvaging animatronics, and finds themselves beset by the animatronics, they realize that this game is not only canon, but very important to the lore of the series. The animatronics salvaged are Scraptrap (An even more decayed version of springtrap), Molten Freddy (Ennard after Circus Baby leaves the collective to venture out on her own, and after Freddy becomes the face of the incoherent mass), Scrap Baby (A version of Circus Baby constructed from scrap metal.), and Lefty (A previously unknown bear animatronic with a soulless black eye). Eventually we learn that this whole operation was a plot by Henry Emily to get all the possessed animatronics in one place, before burying the entire restaurant and burning it down, in an attempt to free the spirits that are trapped inside the animatronic husks.
The seventh game is called Ultimate custom night, and is an expanded version of the custom night for previous games, where the player is able to control the levels of aggression for all the animatronics in the game, to create a more tailored experience to them. The difference is that ultimate custom night features every character in the series, plus a few extras. The twist is that these events are not part of a silly side game, but are instead William Afton living through his own personal hell, that is being Orchestrated by Golden Freddy, as they are both trapped in the buried pizzeria simulator location, and after all the other spirits have passed on. The game seemingly ends with Golden Freddy, after an unknown span of time, finally leaving Afton to his fate, and passing on themselves. This only happens after Golden Freddy is convinced to do so by an enigmatic figure known as Old Man Consequences, who says to "Leave the demon to his demons"
During the events of the series we learn that Golden Freddy is possessed by the kid brother of Michael Afton, but we also learn that Golden Freddy is possessed by a girl named Cassidy, who was one of Williams five victims. Is this an error on the part of the series developer? An oversight perhaps? No, this was a concious decision, and loops back to Elden ring.
Golden Freddy is possessed by both the youngest Afton and also Cassidy, these two spirits become one animatronic, and they possess a golden suit. This is clearly a direct parrellel to the golden order and one of its core tenants, of two things becoming one. This nod is furthered by these golden beams, which obviously reference Golden Freddy by their color alone, but also reference the series by the fact that there are 4 major beams along with the Erdtree, references the 4 main animatronics and Golden Freddy at the center. Golden Freddy is also known to be limp and lifeless most of the time, likely due to the fact that it is a springlock suit, and thus needs supports in order to be able to move or stand upright, the golden beams represent these supports. These Parrelels become even more obvious when we think of Radagon of the Golden order, and Marika, who are as one in the Erdtree, similar to how the youngest Afton and Cassidy are as one in Golden Freddy. This all clearly boils down to one, undeniable fact, that Golden Freddy and the Erdtree are direct comparisons to one another, implying that the series are directly linked in some way. This is further proven by the fact that both series feature a guide who is killed by someone who is seemingly harmless (Phone guy being killed by the animatronics parrelels D being killed by Fia.) Both games feature a puppet or doll that is attempting to complete some grand and unknown goal (The security puppet and Ranni the witch.) Both games feature a main character who is unable to die (Michael Afton, who is believed to be the security guard in most of the games, and the tarnished lord.) Both games feature a character that is consumed by something only to become stronger (William afton into springtrap, Rykard into the God devouring serpent.)
I think with all that established, the question only becomes what does this all mean? I personally believe that the lands between are a distant future of the personal hell of William Afton, where this world of eternal torment has gone on so long that it has become a real place with its own culture and history, even though its true goal is to be a conduit for the Greater Will (Golden Freddy) to torment the scarlet rot (William Afton) which is why the scarlet rot is sealed away, and represents something that is eternally rotting and suffering. Eventually Marika (Cassidy) begins to believe the Three Fingers (Old Man Consequences) that the world must be destroyed, and they must leave the demon to his demons, and attempts to destroy the elden ring to end the cycle, but Radagon (Aftons youngest) has still not forgiven his father, and attempts to restore it, their conflict leads to the Greater Will (Golden Freddy) losing its influence, and the people of the lands between believing that it has abandoned them because their queen betrayed it, not knowing that their Queen and King are themselves the true embodiment of the Greater Will.
The funny part is that this whole shitpost has about the same level of media literacy and lore relevance as anything the Tarnished archaeologist posts, dont @ me
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The golden rays of light are actually a reference to Golden Freddy from the series Five nights at Freddys.
The series begins with the first game, where you play as a night guard at a childrens pizza place called Freddy Fazbears pizza, similar in theming to Chuck E Cheeses, with the glaring difference that the animatronic characters are walking around and attempting to stuff the player character into an animatronic suit, that is full of electronic devices that would spell the death of the player character if they were shoved inside it. The reason for this as explained by in game dialogue is that the animatronics are set to be in a "free roaming mode" at night, to keep their servos from locking up. But this explanation is revealed to be a falsehood through newspaper clippings that can be found throughout the game, revealing that Freddy Fazbears was the site of a gruesome set of child murders, where an unnamed individual had lured five children into the back room and killed them, and while the children were obviously missing and security footage confirmed that the individual had led them into the back room, their bodies were never found and this individual was thus not convicted. However due to the fact that there are five animatronics (Freddy the bear, Chica the Chicken, Foxy the pirate fox, Bonnie the Bunny, and Golden Freddy, the latter of which is a mysterious apparition can appear in this game, that is a golden version of Freddy that lies limply on the ground, and has no eyes), and also further clippings that suggest the animatronics developed a "Foul odor" it can be easily inferred that the childrens bodies were hidden in the animatronic suits, and they are now possessing them. It can also be inferred due to their animosity towards you and anyone else who wears the security guard uniform that the murderer was a security guard as well, or at least posed as one.
The game series then continues with Five nights at Freddys 2, a sequel that seemingly takes places after the events of the original game, where you are a security guard working at a revamped Freddy Fazbears location, featuring new animatronics, with the old animatronics being shoved in the back room and used for spare parts. However, through events that transpire over the course of the five nights you are there, it is revealed that this location actually directly predates the Freddy Fazbears that is in the first game, this is confirmed when the paycheck your character gets at the end of the week is dated at a much earlier date than the paycheck received in the first game, in addition, ingame dialogue infers that the murder of the five children occurs during the week you work at the new and improved location. It is also revealed through ingame dialogue that the newer animatronics will be scrapped, and the older ones will likely be retrofitted when the restaurant eventually re-opens, explaining why the older animatronics are extremely similar to the ones encountered in the first game. This game is also the first to feature simple minigames, that act as a sort of cutscene, revealing events that take place in the games world through strange and often metaphorical displays. The information to take away from these minigames is that a puppet (Which is another animatronic introduced in this game.) is the one that gave the murdered children the ability to possess the animatronic costumes that their bodies were hidden in. The minigames also tell us that the murderer is a tall man in a purple uniform, often referred to as the purple guy. It is also revealed that this purple guy had at least one more victim, that he killed outside of the Freddys location, this will be important later. This game is also the first to mention a place called Fredbears family diner, which it implies to be the location that the establishment is renovated from. The name of this location is very important and will become relevant later on. Another important thing to note is that ingame dialogue references the fact that the murders involved a yellow suit in the back.
The third game takes place after the first, and is inside an attraction called Fazbears fright, a carnival house of horror that is based off of the old Freddy Fazbears Pizza locations and the rumors of murder and hauntings that have apparently become local legend. the location is decorated with relics from the old restaurants. The first night is uneventful as no animatronics from the old locations have been found but then the people running the haunt locate a rotten animatronic and place it in the location, it immediately begins trying to track you down and kill you, just like all the others in the series so far. This particular animatronic is a rotten version of Bonnie, the rabbit character, known in the game as springtrap. Through minigame cutscenes, we learn that the abandoned Freddy Fazbears location (The one that we looked over in the first game) was home to a series of events that occured, where the purple man from the 2nd game dismantled the animatronics, inadvertently releasing the spirits inside of them. The spirits eventually confront the purple man in the back room, possibly the same back room where he originally killed them, he panics, but hides inside an animatronic suit that is stored inside the backroom. A quick description of these suits is that they are what is known as springlock suits, springlock suits differentiate from normal mascot costumes, because while they can hold a metal endoskeleton like the other costumes, they can also be deactivated and worn by human employees. One glaring issue with the springlock suits is that they operate using the aforementioned springlocks, and thus can possibly spring back into place, impaling the person wearing the suit with the metal implements that would normally be used to hold the endoskeleton in place. These failures are caused by damp conditions, which were definitely the conditions of that abandoned pizzeria. As the purple guy hid in the suit, the springlocks failed, impaling him and leaving him to bleed out in the back room. Through this we learn that the springtrap animatronic is actually possessed by the purple guy himself, and also contains his still rotting corpse. The game ends with the Fazbears fright location burning down, and the implication that Springtrap survives the fire. Something we should note is that the springlock suit is yellow, implying that the yellow suit that was used in the perpetration of the murders is likely the same suit that the purple guy died in.
The fourth game takes place before any of the others, and focuses around the nightmares of child who is deathly afraid of animatronics. This child is accompanied by a plush of Fredbear that speaks to him, and is also tormented by his older brother who wears a Foxy the pirate mask. we also learn through the minigame cutscenes that this game takes place during the era in which Fredbears Family diner was still open. The dreams in question involve the child alone in their room at night, plagued by horrifically nightmarish versions of the animatronics from the other games. Eventually the bullying of the older brother comes to a head on the childs birthday, which takes place oddly enough at Fredbears Family Diner, despite the childs noted fear of animatronics. The older brother and his friends force the child to approach the Fredbear animatronic, despite the childs clear fear, they then say "Hey, I think he wants to give Fredbear a kiss!" and cruelly lift him up to Fredbears face, but the prank goes wrong and the child falls into the animatronics mouth, which crushes his skull. As the child is dying in the hospital, we see his comatose state represented by him sitting in a void, being spoken to by his brother as a disembodied voice, who apologizes for what he did, and begs for forgiveness. The fredbear plush is also in this void with the child, and says that he will "Put you back together"
The fifth game has a different naming scheme, being called "Five nights at Freddys: Sister location", taking place in a sister location to the Freddy Fazbears Pizza brand, known as Circus Babys pizza world. Circus Babys pizza world is home to four animatronics, Funtime Freddy, Circus baby the clown, Bellora the Ballerina, and Funtime foxy. The main character is once again an adult, who is led through the complex by an automated voice that guides them to complete a series of maintenance tasks. Through ingame dialogue and events, we learn that these animatronics were made by the purple guy, who is finally named ingame as William Afton, and these animatronics are explicitly designed to capture and kill children who are alone and unsupervised. We also learn that the main character of this game is Michael Afton, the son of William Afton, and the brother of the child who died in the fourth game. Circus Baby is yet another member of the Afton family, being possessed by the spirit of Emily Afton, Michaels younger sister who died when she tried to play with Circus baby alone, despite her fathers warnings. Circus Baby manipulates Michael afton, tricking him into helping her and the other animatronics escape, they do this by combining all their parts into a single entity known as Ennard, which leads Michael into a room designed to scoop endoskeletons out of animatronic suits, and instead use it to scoop Michael, leaving him an empty husk, which Ennard crawls inside and uses as a skinsuit to sneak out of the facility. Eventually as Michaels body begins to rot, Ennard flees into the sewers, leaving Micheals empty husk on its own, which through supernatural means, gets up and continues walking around on its own. Through hidden dialogue, we learn that Michael Afton was sent to the sister location by William, with the express purpose of releasing Circus Baby and the others, so despite the fact that he too is now undead, he has succeed in his goal, and he now says that his next goal is to track down William.
The sixth game is called Five nights at Freddys: Pizzeria simulator, and at first it appears to be a humourous side game, where the player is given the task of running their own Fazbear franchise location. But as the player is tasked with salvaging animatronics, and finds themselves beset by the animatronics, they realize that this game is not only canon, but very important to the lore of the series. The animatronics salvaged are Scraptrap (An even more decayed version of springtrap), Molten Freddy (Ennard after Circus Baby leaves the collective to venture out on her own, and after Freddy becomes the face of the incoherent mass), Scrap Baby (A version of Circus Baby constructed from scrap metal.), and Lefty (A previously unknown bear animatronic with a soulless black eye). Eventually we learn that this whole operation was a plot by Henry Emily to get all the possessed animatronics in one place, before burying the entire restaurant and burning it down, in an attempt to free the spirits that are trapped inside the animatronic husks.
The seventh game is called Ultimate custom night, and is an expanded version of the custom night for previous games, where the player is able to control the levels of aggression for all the animatronics in the game, to create a more tailored experience to them. The difference is that ultimate custom night features every character in the series, plus a few extras. The twist is that these events are not part of a silly side game, but are instead William Afton living through his own personal hell, that is being Orchestrated by Golden Freddy, as they are both trapped in the buried pizzeria simulator location, and after all the other spirits have passed on. The game seemingly ends with Golden Freddy, after an unknown span of time, finally leaving Afton to his fate, and passing on themselves. This only happens after Golden Freddy is convinced to do so by an enigmatic figure known as Old Man Consequences, who says to "Leave the demon to his demons"
During the events of the series we learn that Golden Freddy is possessed by the kid brother of Michael Afton, but we also learn that Golden Freddy is possessed by a girl named Cassidy, who was one of Williams five victims. Is this an error on the part of the series developer? An oversight perhaps? No, this was a concious decision, and loops back to Elden ring.
Golden Freddy is possessed by both the youngest Afton and also Cassidy, these two spirits become one animatronic, and they possess a golden suit. This is clearly a direct parrellel to the golden order and one of its core tenants, of two things becoming one. This nod is furthered by these golden beams, which obviously reference Golden Freddy by their color alone, but also reference the series by the fact that there are 4 major beams along with the Erdtree, references the 4 main animatronics and Golden Freddy at the center. Golden Freddy is also known to be limp and lifeless most of the time, likely due to the fact that it is a springlock suit, and thus needs supports in order to be able to move or stand upright, the golden beams represent these supports. These Parrelels become even more obvious when we think of Radagon of the Golden order, and Marika, who are as one in the Erdtree, similar to how the youngest Afton and Cassidy are as one in Golden Freddy. This all clearly boils down to one, undeniable fact, that Golden Freddy and the Erdtree are direct comparisons to one another, implying that the series are directly linked in some way. This is further proven by the fact that both series feature a guide who is killed by someone who is seemingly harmless (Phone guy being killed by the animatronics parrelels D being killed by Fia.) Both games feature a puppet or doll that is attempting to complete some grand and unknown goal (The security puppet and Ranni the witch.) Both games feature a main character who is unable to die (Michael Afton, who is believed to be the security guard in most of the games, and the tarnished lord.) Both games feature a character that is consumed by something only to become stronger (William afton into springtrap, Rykard into the God devouring serpent.)
I think with all that established, the question only becomes what does this all mean? I personally believe that the lands between are a distant future of the personal hell of William Afton, where this world of eternal torment has gone on so long that it has become a real place with its own culture and history, even though its true goal is to be a conduit for the Greater Will (Golden Freddy) to torment the scarlet rot (William Afton) which is why the scarlet rot is sealed away, and represents something that is eternally rotting and suffering. Eventually Marika (Cassidy) begins to believe the Three Fingers (Old Man Consequences) that the world must be destroyed, and they must leave the demon to his demons, and attempts to destroy the elden ring to end the cycle, but Radagon (Aftons youngest) has still not forgiven his father, and attempts to restore it, their conflict leads to the Greater Will (Golden Freddy) losing its influence, and the people of the lands between believing that it has abandoned them because their queen betrayed it, not knowing that their Queen and King are themselves the true embodiment of the Greater Will.
The funny part is that this whole shitpost has about the same level of media literacy and lore relevance as anything the Tarnished archaeologist posts, dont @ me
2023.03.31 03:41 Mr-Purple-White PS5 radagon/elden beast fight, was doing an rl1 so I'll be pretty frail
PW is 1258 in front of boss wall
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2023.03.31 03:37 formerrunner I asked ChatGPT to write a script for an episode of facejam
[Opening music plays]
Eric: Welcome back to FaceJam, the only podcast that reviews the internet's favorite snacks. I'm Eric.
Jordan: And I'm Jordan.
Eric: And today, we're taking on a fan favorite – Mighty Taco.
Jordan: That's right, Eric. And we're not just trying any old menu item today – we're going all in with the Nacho Buffito.
Eric: This thing is a beast. It's got seasoned beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and jalapeños, all on top of Mighty Taco's signature soft-shell tortilla.
Jordan: And the best part? It's all topped off with a layer of nacho cheese sauce. It's like a nacho and a burrito had a delicious love child.
Eric: Alright, let's dive in.
[Sound of unwrapping the Nacho Buffito]
Jordan: Oh my god, this is amazing. The beef is so flavorful, and the beans add just the right amount of texture.
Eric: And that cheese sauce! It's like liquid gold.
Jordan: You know, Eric, I never thought I'd say this, but I think this might be my new favorite Mighty Taco item.
Eric: I have to agree. The combination of flavors and textures is just unbeatable.
Jordan: And you know what? I think I'm going to go for another bite.
Eric: Me too. I can't get enough of this Nacho Buffito.
[Sound of them taking another bite]
Jordan: This is definitely a FaceJam-approved snack.
Eric: No doubt about it. Thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you next time on FaceJam.
[Closing music plays]
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Eric: Welcome back to FaceJam, the only podcast that reviews the internet's favorite snacks. I'm Eric.
Jordan: And I'm Jordan.
Eric: And today, we're taking on a fan favorite – Mighty Taco.
Jordan: That's right, Eric. And we're not just trying any old menu item today – we're going all in with the Nacho Buffito.
Eric: This thing is a beast. It's got seasoned beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and jalapeños, all on top of Mighty Taco's signature soft-shell tortilla.
Jordan: And the best part? It's all topped off with a layer of nacho cheese sauce. It's like a nacho and a burrito had a delicious love child.
Eric: Alright, let's dive in.
[Sound of unwrapping the Nacho Buffito]
Jordan: Oh my god, this is amazing. The beef is so flavorful, and the beans add just the right amount of texture.
Eric: And that cheese sauce! It's like liquid gold.
Jordan: You know, Eric, I never thought I'd say this, but I think this might be my new favorite Mighty Taco item.
Eric: I have to agree. The combination of flavors and textures is just unbeatable.
Jordan: And you know what? I think I'm going to go for another bite.
Eric: Me too. I can't get enough of this Nacho Buffito.
[Sound of them taking another bite]
Jordan: This is definitely a FaceJam-approved snack.
Eric: No doubt about it. Thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you next time on FaceJam.
[Closing music plays]
2023.03.31 02:37 Cmalcom18 [ps4]
Can someone help me beat raddagon and the Elden beast please. I’ve been struggling for 8 hours. I’m on ps4
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2023.03.31 02:18 No-Punch-man_60 Need help with radagon and the Elden beast on ps5
Passcode is 4545
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2023.03.31 02:13 GamerPauly74 XBOX FINAL BOSSES ELDEN BEAST
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2023.03.31 01:01 crux_shadow Lord of the Frenzied Flame
Does earning this achievement add to the difficulty of Radagon/Elden Beast? My first play thru I was about 120ish and had a fairly difficult time. Second play thru I was about 240ish and 3-shot him. Third play thru I was 370 and it took several hours. I can’t find anything indicating it would, but I’m curious.
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2023.03.31 00:34 MukiWookiee Aggressive end boss
So I've just finished my Frenzied Flame playthrough and was kinda surprised at how aggressive Elden Beast was. Fought it a couple of times by now and usually it's more annoying because of the running but this time it was rather stationary and reeeaaally had it out for me. Even more aggressive than Radagon. Took me 3 tries to beat it and the behavior was the same every time. Guess it kind of makes sense from a lore aspect but I've never heard about it.
Has anyone had a similar experience or was it just rng?
Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining. Usually I find it rather easy but today the victory felt earned.
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Has anyone had a similar experience or was it just rng?
Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining. Usually I find it rather easy but today the victory felt earned.
2023.03.31 00:02 Conscious_Amount1339 [xbox] elden lords
ELDEN BEAST
Pass is Fluf
I am mage
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Pass is Fluf
I am mage
2023.03.31 00:01 CosmicCraftsman2 Elden Ring Co-Op Randomized: Elden Beast Mode
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2023.03.30 23:31 K3nobl Sulyvhans beasts
Does anyone else find sulyvhans beasts to be harder than Sulyvhan himself? Also does anyone have a good way to cheese them
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2023.03.30 22:14 PleaseHelpRoklem How to buff Pest Threads
Guys I have seen people on here shredding the Elden Beast with Pest Threads.
How can I buff Pest Threads besides using a +10 Seal... Any ideas?
I will be your best mate forever if you help me buff this and beat this Beast!
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How can I buff Pest Threads besides using a +10 Seal... Any ideas?
I will be your best mate forever if you help me buff this and beat this Beast!
2023.03.30 22:04 Toast-pop I need help with elden beast password jojo ps4
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2023.03.30 21:53 Enfosyo Lore question
I watched a bunch of lore video and still don't understand one thing in particular.
If the Elden Ring is the Elden Beast, did Marika shatter the Elden Beast? I don't understand what was shattered in the shattering.
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If the Elden Ring is the Elden Beast, did Marika shatter the Elden Beast? I don't understand what was shattered in the shattering.
2023.03.30 21:52 BARBARICw82 You can’t make this shit up man :(
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2023.03.30 21:24 munch_cat After 63hours I finally 100%… JK, it’s my fourth 100% save file, ended up at lvl178 naturally, no rune farming
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2023.03.30 20:53 TheDoomedHeretic 25[F4R] Wisconsin/Exclusively Online "Apathy is Death." Disco Elysium enthusiast looking for RP partner, mostly Star Wars.
I'm looking for a GM for the title. I'll be providing a writing sample down below; I've a variety of ideas in mind, including fandom and original stories such as WH40K, Dragon Age, KOTOR, Cyberpunk, and ASOIAF/AGOT/HOTD.
Beyond that I'm enthusiastic for most forms of history and consider myself well-read on it (i.e. more than just being able to list off battles and fun facts about the Romans and other shallow topics). This usually ties in my writing more often than not; I play the tabletop version of Warhammer and play most of Paradox Interactive's Grand Strategy titles. My current favorite obsession is Knights of the Old Republic 2, and I fence at a very amateur level. I'm a Soulsborne fan (can't beat Sekiro, unfortunately) but am pretty ambivalent to Elden Ring.
If a writing sample isn't shared in your first message, I'll block you immediately.
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Beyond that I'm enthusiastic for most forms of history and consider myself well-read on it (i.e. more than just being able to list off battles and fun facts about the Romans and other shallow topics). This usually ties in my writing more often than not; I play the tabletop version of Warhammer and play most of Paradox Interactive's Grand Strategy titles. My current favorite obsession is Knights of the Old Republic 2, and I fence at a very amateur level. I'm a Soulsborne fan (can't beat Sekiro, unfortunately) but am pretty ambivalent to Elden Ring.
If a writing sample isn't shared in your first message, I'll block you immediately.
The boar is not dead, though to all the other hunters’ senses it is. It lays motionless on its side within the sled, tied down by rope with two arrows sticking discordantly out of its hide like seams of broken bone. Frozen blood pools in the cracked stomach of the sled, collecting rather than leaking now that red ice has sealed the wood. Poison leaching out of the arrowheads keeps the boar docile, and its breathing so light that only Trapper can see. An ovate in too-thin robes shivers as she ties a garland of rosemary around the beast’s neck, murmuring prayers to the ancestors that they might find the kill worthy.
Winter has seized the land in its vise, its unending waves of cold and snow having transformed the Barony of Marlas into a crueler scape, one Trapper doesn’t quite recognize. Tranquility abounds along the driven snow, all through the clearing, hiding the buried world and the woes of man but unable to snuff them out. Trapper knows well what a mirage it is, the oppressive winters of his homeland no less savage than the bloodletting summers. The numbing cold does not soothe his aches, for he knows they’ll be worse come morning, come the thaw. Too soon this clearing will melt, its river gone from white to red, the whole Septima Line thrust back to war.
Baron Orys refuses to yield to midnight season, to accept its peace, and so from his great warhorse’s saddle he brazenly belts out a mixture of drunken lyrics and commands, determined to master this hunt even if he does not partake. An entourage on horseback spreads out in his orbit, ranging from eager young footmen to grizzled junkers, all in varying states of inebriation at his command. Their braying is nearly louder than the hounds’, who hungrily stalk between the sled and the hole they pulled the boar out from. Teased by the hunt but yet unrewarded, they’re too unruly to be kept in check by the kennel master.
On foot slog the unfortunates who actually have to take part in the hunt, Trapper among them. They huddle into their hemp canvas cloaks, glancing up at the moody afternoon sky threatening to crack open with another snowstorm. Dark clouds sweep in low from the south like a riptide, a single vast current swept in from the mountains already menacing the Oldwoods. Its furthest gales reach them as tongues of vengeful cold, flecks of whipped-up snow biting into Trapper’s exposed skin.
By the boar’s nest leans a typical Mallean, one of Trapper’s two erstwhile comrades. Sigorn is tall, pale, broad, with the close-set, wide-boned features of a commoner, and a shock of red hair grown out to protect against the elements. Beneath his cloak he proudly bears his blood-flecked armor, each dent a Darkman put into it a point of dear pride. He’s not the only one, either, the clearing filled with dozens of youths whose first blooding ended in victory amid a blizzard. Baron Orys, deep into his cups after six days of nonstop celebration, saw a break in the storms and gladly called a hunt. When informed he could not go on account of his shattered knee - he simply grinned, and ordered himself tied to his saddle.
Trapper remembers the moment his lord fell from the saddle, burned into his nerves. The screaming of horses, skidding hooves catching on the frozen ground. On the edges of his vision a rider smashes into a branch in the din, others don’t move at all for fear of the blizzard. His spurs dig, his borrowed steed whines, and he races for his lord - only for another to reach him first.
“What a woman.” Sigorn sighs beside Trapper, craning his neck to look at one of their lord’s companions of honor. Susannah Oye junker unlike the others, a pretty, willowy noblewoman well into motherhood, with the lean, ruthless look of a ranger. Her two poisoned arrows are what struck the boar down, and her pride curls off her body like steam. Sigorn’s face cracks into exaggerated appreciation, and then he turns to their lord’s other honored companion. Another woman, this one as young as they are, haughtily-built and leering with none of Susannah’s refinement. Many of those looks are reserved for Trapper, forced to slog on foot as just another hunter. “Anya too. I think she fancies you, eh?"
2023.03.30 18:20 DaddyWhoGames Finally slain Elden beast. This run was mad
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2023.03.30 17:44 ZandrielSilva Ps4 looking for a third for NG+3 Radagon
I'm looking for a third person to help me and my friend kill Radago/Elden beast on NG+3, he's giving us some trouble because it's depleating our resources really quickly. We managed to put it on low twice already but unfortunately haven't been able to finish it.
Anyone available?
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Anyone available?
2023.03.30 16:42 MikeM213948 Xbox need help with radagon and elden beast 🙏
Would greatly appreciate
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